Therapy Gecko

A caller’s friend invites himself on the caller’s family vacation to Honduras and exhibits some bizarre behavior while there.Afterwards a caller reveals his aptitude for conjuring demons, a caller expresses their worries about orchestrating a “dancing hike” via Meetup now that 22 people have signed up, and a final caller wants to quit their job at Starbucks.I am going to go drink salt water. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A pizza delivery driver shares his experiences on the job, the various characters he meets along the way, and the frightening reality of seeing a bit of himself in these characters. Then a pair of brothers speak on some bubbling concerns over their gambling habit, a guy tells me how he and his best friend accrued 1.25 million dollars worth of debt, and a final caller questions if teaching grade school was the right career path for them. The DMV is a great place to make friends. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how they married a stranger they met on Instagram and moved with them to Germany within the span of three months.Afterwards a couple speculates on what to do with each other’s remains when they die, and a caller shares their desire to see Egypt after learning they were conceived on magic mushrooms.Try going outside. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I talk to a solider and aspiring chef about exploring his sexuality as well as the possibility of opening an Italian-Mexican fusion restaurant. Spaghetti tacos baby.Afterwards a caller tells me how picking up a naked hitchhiker taught them they do too much for others, I talk to a food service worker about the miracle of crack, and a final caller doesn’t want to inherit the family business.Check under your phone case for snakes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller reminisces with me about his time driving the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile across 30 different states.Then a caller tells me about their child’s secret open adoption, and we learn from a caller what it’s like being an ASMR YouTuber.Being an ant sounds scary. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of my favorite calls lately: a single mother phones in to tell me about the trials and tribulations that come with raising 7 kids. It’s a real deep one.Afterwards a caller discloses that they have been vengefully using their employer’s company credit card since being fired, and a final caller knows for a FACT that the world is a simulation.Watch your step. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller fills me in on the pros and cons of being named Will Smith.Afterwards a caller tells me how he used several loads of cum to get revenge on his roommate, a caller has difficulty connecting with her estranged sister, and a caller trying to re-enter the dating scene as a single father.Do you have any games on your phone that I could play? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me about her mother joining her “rave family”, and how that’s just the tip of the iceberg in their non-traditional relationship.Then a caller shares his desire to nuke his life and move abroad, and a final caller argues that things will be okay.Running near the pool is not allowed, but it is fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a great full circle moment I am joined by comedian Tim Heidecker to talk to callers about time traveling coins, yard sale drama, life with a micro-penis, and other stuff too.Check out Tim’s YouTube channel here: https://youtube.com/@TimHeideckerAnd if you haven’t already go watch Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job + Tim and Eric’s Bedtime Stories on HBO Max.Life is like a game of chess. I don’t know how to play chess. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am going on tour to 40+ cities around the US, UK, Europe, Canada, and Australia. Tickets are available now at https://therapygeckotour.com. Get ‘em before they sell out. DATES:3/16 PHOENIX AZ3/19 LAS VEGAS NV3/20 SALT LAKE CITY UT3/22 AUSTIN TX3/23 DALLAS TX3/24 HOUSTON TX3/29 DETROIT MI4/2 COLUMBUS OH4/3 INDY IN4/4 ST. LOUIS MO4/5 CHICAGO IL4/7 MILWAUKEE WI4/12 SAN DIEGO CA5/1 NASHVILLE TN5/2 ATLANTA GA5/3 TAMPA FL5/4 WEST PALM BEACH FL5/17 DENVER CO5/26 OSLO NORWAY5/28 COPENHAGEN DENMARK5/30 BERLIN GERMANY5/31 AMSTERDAM NETHERLANDS6/2 STOCKHOLM SWEDEN6/3 LISBON PORTUGAL6/8 DUBLIN IRELAND6/9 BELFAST UK6/12 GLASGOW UK6/13 MANCHESTER UK6/15 BRIGHTON UK6/16 LONDON UK6/27 VANCOUVER CANADA6/28 PORTLAND OR6/29 SEATTLE WA6/30 SAN FRANCISCO CA8/11 HONOLULU HAWAII9/7 TORONTO CANADA9/9 CHARLOTTE NC9/10 GREENVILE SC9/13 RICHMOND VA9/16 BALTIMORE MD9/17 PHILADELPHIA PA9/19 NEW YORK CITY11/10 LOS ANGELES CA(AUSTRALIA DATES COMING SOON) Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.