Therapy Gecko

A man tells me his story of going from cleaning piss and shit out of the play tubes of Chuck E. Cheese to having his car stolen at gunpoint by a 14 year old. If you’ve ever considered working with children it’s the episode for you.Then a caller tells me about their relationship with whippets while inhaling a lot of them on the line, and a final caller reflects on his new role as a father.You are all invited to my bar mitzvah. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman shares her thoughts on being older than most of her co-workers at Starbucks and why she continues working there despite some negative experiences and a pending dream of running a business.Afterwards 2 amateur graffiti artists tell me how they defiled various billboards including one for an adoption agency which I guess is kinda messed up.Lastly we transport to the streets of Glasgow Scotland to have a very open conversation with a man who just left a detox facility.You can check out the full Scotland video here: https://youtu.be/AED-s1o4PswDecorate for Halloween and confuse your neighbors. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of my favorites in a while - a caller tells me how his mother stealing his identity resulted in him working as a puppeteer at a dinosaur themed amusement park. I promise it only gets deeper.Afterwards a guy at my live show in Portland admits an addiction to sleeping with managers of department stores. He has slanged across Target, DollarTree, PetSmart, and more.Go call an old friend. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A church worker calls in as she prepares to go to a BDSM kink party, a caller talks through a prostitute addiction that’s caused trouble in his relationships, and I talk to Elon Musk for 5 seconds. Then later we end with an IRL segment in Lisbon Portugal with two skateboarders who talk about their dreams and their thoughts on America.Don’t stare at strangers. Unless they’re really cool looking. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am joined by musician and actor Dominic Fike  to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Dominic is known for his starring role in the show Euphoria, making music, and being a chill guy.We talk to a self-hating musician, a woman getting over a breakup, a guy starting an OnlyFans after getting fired from Target for stealing, a guy who probably died while we were on the phone with him, a woman mending her broken vagina, and more.More Dom stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@dominicfike  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I visited the sacred land of greenness to talk to people on the streets of Dublin Ireland as a gecko. Those people include a student who just graduated, a doctor to-be, a Irish-American getting in touch with her heritage, a man I go on a date with, the Irish Mark Zuckerberg, an art teacher reflecting on her mean students, a Russian-Irish woman stressed by her family dynamics, and a visual artist preparing for his first exhibition.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the episode for people who think the calls are too long. Every call in this episode lasts only 1 minute. Ok some are 2 minutes but it’s my show and I can do what I want.Topics include ass atoms, if making friends is gay, killer bees, leaving people on read, pulling what drugs you’re going to do out of a hat, doing shrooms while playing VR, and more. 1 minute calls baby!!!!!Can you get me a drink while you’re out? I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man on the brink of greatness with just  -$24 to his name calls in to talk about a difficult break up but hangs up wanting to start a windshield business. It’s a doozy.Then I hear from a caller debating getting plastic surgery for herself and a school teacher explains how they were fired from Starbucks. Replace all the games on your phone with the calculator app. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A person living with cancer tells me how they stay positive after being given a prognosis of just 20 years.Afterwards a school teacher fills me in on just how mean kids can be (a lot), then I talk to a former employee of McDonald's about their escapades on the jobDoes anyone know where the bathroom is? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I go in deep with a young Walmart employee who explains the key to good customer service and shares his hopes for the future, which include opening the first movie theater/weed dispensary combo. Then I get inspired to get high on air, and a caller teaches me about a new form of smoking that he has dubbed a “blam.” How do I get a cameo in Kingdom Hearts? I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.