

Therapy Gecko
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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Jan 26, 2024 • 3min
I AM GOING BACK ON TOUR! Get tix @ therapygeckotour.com
https://therapygeckotour.com/3/3 PHOENIX AZ3/5 LOUISVILLE KY3/6 ST. LOUIS MO3/13 ORLANDO FL3/14 TAMPA FL3/15 BOSTON MA3/27 DENVER CO4/2 SYRACUSE NY4/3 ALBANY NY4/4 HARTFORD CT4/24 LAS VEGAS NV4/25 SALT LAKE CITY UT5/9 MIAMI FL5/28 NASHVILLE TN5/29 HUNTSVILLE AL5/30 CHICAGO IL5/31 MILWAUKEE WI6/1 DETROIT MI6/5 SAN JOSE CA6/6 SAN FRANCISCO CA6/7 PORTLAND ORif you don't see your city on here please go to the link anyway and RSVP with your phone number so I can text you when I have ticket link. I'll be announcing a ton more dates in the second half of the year. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 24, 2024 • 53min
THE WHATABURGER DRIVE-THRU ORGY
A caller shares a wild story of a ketamine-induced orgy in a Whataburger drive-thru. Then, a black man discusses his experience growing up in a predominantly white town. Another caller opens up about her career as an opera singer, while someone else talks about feral cat population control. Intriguing topics and entertaining conversations in this lively podcast.

Jan 21, 2024 • 55min
“I’M A BAKER/PHONE SEX OPERATOR”
A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex.Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father.Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 17, 2024 • 1h 3min
“DON’T SLEEP WITH A PILOT”
A flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex.Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic encounter he had with the previous tenant of his current apartment, a caller shares their thoughts after surviving a fiery car accident, and a final caller tries to shake up their life.I hope you enjoy the movie. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 14, 2024 • 1h 7min
“I AM A BRONY”
A deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan.Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tries to have a conversation about growing weed while I battle a roach in my hotel.I did kill the roach. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 10, 2024 • 59min
“I’M A MALE PROSTITUTE”
A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes.Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows.Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 7, 2024 • 1h 1min
“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”
A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself.Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record.Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship.Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jan 3, 2024 • 1h 1min
“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS”
A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US.I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 31, 2023 • 59min
"I PEGGED A CHRISTIAN MAN"
A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation.Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes.I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dec 27, 2023 • 55min
“DID I DO THE RIGHT THING?”
A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone.Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate.COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVEhttps://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofileCOME TO MY JAN 6TH SEATTLE REPTILE RAVE (part of the Wet City Comedy Festival)https://www.ticketweb.com/event/wet-city-comedy-fest-day-the-crocodile-tickets/13710008Blow off all your errands. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.