Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, and other stuff. I try very hard to say a lot of words and talk for an hour. I will do more of these. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s. Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan. Release the sewer people. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together.Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain.Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have a podcast is to talk on it. Email topics include a person casting spells on their neighbor, peeing in the airplane sink, being in debt, burying a hedgehog, and other stuff. Hallelujah. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago. Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger management, and Pokemon Go disrupts a final caller’s workplace.It is time to drink a Dr Pepper. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarrhea. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller shares their journey of navigating OCD while teaching children to skateboard, revealing the unique challenges they face in a competitive environment. Another caller discusses the emptiness felt after achieving lifelong dreams, raising questions about purpose and fulfillment. Conversations also touch on the emotional aftermath of personal accomplishments and the importance of mental health support. Finally, the dialogue emphasizes the necessity of fostering connections and embracing self-acceptance amidst personal growth challenges.

Listeners dive into a transformative journey as a caller embraces a new life phase. Another shares the rollercoaster of being on national TV, revealing the highs and lows of public perception. The fear of pursuing grad school looms large as discussions on personal aspirations and societal pressures unfold. Friendship's crucial role in personal growth takes center stage, alongside the anxieties of adulthood and the quest for genuine connections. Humor and introspection blend seamlessly, making the adventure both relatable and entertaining.

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment.Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s.Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller shares their journey from being adopted in Colombia to dealing with Benadryl-induced sleep paralysis demons. Adventures at Yosemite bring a cast of colorful characters to life. Another caller discusses an upcoming stay at a nudist colony in the Canary Islands, while humor abounds as yet another caller shares the story of discovering their cat's gender. The conversation explores identity, resilience, and finding joy in the unexpected, with a mix of introspective thoughts and playful banter.