

Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan
JamPot Productions
Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe.Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other.What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary.After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on the my firm bookshelf and a huge…pen.New episodes every week. Thursdays just for ThirstierFollow and prepare to get dirty on all your favourite podcast platforms.Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirtyTo bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 10, 2025 • 41min
Josh Jones and Sikisa get FILTHY at a funeral
Josh Jones and Sikisa swing by Katherine’s library this week and get DEEP into a filthy story. Katherine sets them the task of writing a naughty story that has to be set a funeral, feature a pallbearer, a eulogy and a sandwich buffet.Katherine has to decide who will win Erotica Champion of the week but first she has to hear the outrageous tales. Who will snog a priest? Who will have a chippy tea served at their wake? AND who leaves with a soggy bottom?Strap yourself in - the coffin isn’t the only thing getting nailed this week.New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.ukWrite Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 3, 2025 • 40min
Rosie Jones and Daniel Foxx get RISQUÉ in VEGAS
Katherine opens her library wide to her filthiest guests yet: Rosie Jones and Daniel Foxx!The dirty duo must write an explicit tale set in Vegas, featuring a blackjack dealer, a slot machine and a pair of dice. 🎲Buckle up for the ride of your life as Daniel reveals how Harry Potter played an instrumental role in his sexual awakening, and Rosie spills all about what games night is really like at her house. Top tip: remember to clean the dice! 💦It’s a very hard decision this week for Katherine as she chooses who will win the coveted pen.New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.ukWrite Me Dirty is an original podcast from JamPot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 27, 2025 • 36min
Janine Harouni and Maisie Adam attend a WILD wedding
Visiting the SALACIOUS library this week, we have two comedy icons: Janine Harouni and Maisie Adam! Katherine sets the dirty duo the task of writing a raunchy story set at a wedding and featuring a father of the bride, a smoke machine and GROSS wedding food. 🤢This week's episode raises VERY important, sensual questions. What does TACKLE really mean? What is literary edging? And most importantly…who will be crowned erotica champion of the week? 👑Listen now and let your wild wedding fantasies come to life. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 20, 2025 • 40min
Jake Lambert & Ed Jones visit a HORNY hospital
This week, Katherine Ryan welcomes Jake Lambert and Ed Jones to her sensual library. 📚Jake and Ed have been set the task of writing a saucy story set a hospital, featuring a doctor, a rubber glove, and a urine sample. BUT who will be successful flirting with Nurse Jenny Talia? And does Ed's father make an appearance…and why is he naked? 🫣Katherine will seek the answers to these important questions and award the literary winner her HUGE pen. New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 13, 2025 • 38min
Grace Campbell & Tatty Macleod are on HEAT at a dog show
Grace Campbell and Tatty Macleod visit the Write Me Dirty library this week, and their DIRTY story has to be set at a dog show.Katherine Ryan decides who will take the crown of naughtiest writer of the week. Will it be Tatty, who teaches us about fanny grunts and sucking on…watermelon vapes? Or will it be Grace, who makes herself the STAR of her own story? And who will win at her dog show ‘Best in Hoe’?New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 6, 2025 • 36min
Lou Sanders & Harriet Kemsley receive ZOMBIE d**k pics
Katherine Ryan is back in her filthy library and this week’s seductive scribes are none other than Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley. They’ve been set the curious mission of crafting a steamy encounter set during an apocalypse, featuring a head torch, canned food and a zombie who isn’t just hungry for brains… 🐱 Thought you knew the female form? Lou gives us a sexy biology lesson with her VERY detailed story. BUT can it top Harriet’s shocking fetishes? And who will win Katherine’s GIRTHY pen?! 🍆 New episodes every week. Thursdays just got Thirstier. Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirty To bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 30, 2025 • 36min
Stevie Martin & Fatiha El-Ghorri get FRISKY at a car showroom
Welcome to Write Me Dirty with Katherine Ryan, the hilariously horny podcast where comedians get their smut on, penning filthy fiction about each other.This week’s seductive scribes are none other than Stevie Martin and Fatiha El-Ghorri. Their mission? To craft a steamy encounter set in a car showroom - featuring a car salesman, a custom paint job, and a steering wheel. But who will get a winning place on Katherine's FILTHY bookshelf?Will Stevie’s natural flair for ‘cliterature’ give her the edge? Or will Fatiha’s sultry French accent and high-octane imagination send her screeching into pole position?Buckle up — it’s going to be a very dirty ride.New episodes every week. Thursdays just got ThirstierPlease get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirtyTo bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 24, 2025 • 1min
Thursdays just got Thirstier…. Write Me Dirty Season 2 with the incredible Katherine Ryan is coming….. 31st July
Welcome to Write Me Dirty, the riotously funny, wildly unfiltered podcast where comedy meets erotica — and no one is safe.Each week, comedian Katherine Ryan sets the stage with a ridiculous and often absurd prompt - think “Apocalypse , must include a zombie and a can of beans” and two guests go head-to-head, writing steamy, side-splitting erotic stories about each other. Yes, each other.What follows is pure, glorious chaos: bold readings, awkward reactions, overshares galore, and Katherine stirring the pot with her razor-sharp quips, uncomfortable questions, and deliciously sarcastic commentary.After both tales are aired, Katherine crowns the week’s “Erotica Champion” based on sexiness, funniness, and creativity… or sometimes just because she feels like it. The winning story earns a spot on her firm bookshelf and a huge…pen.New episodes every week. Thursdays just got ThirstierFollow, and prepare to get dirty on all your favourite podcast platforms..Please get in touch on writemedirty@jampotproductions.co.uk or follow @writemedirtyTo bring your brands to life in this podcast email info@jampotproductions.co.uk Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 2023 • 36min
Jamie Laing & Tom Lucy: Chapter Two
Reality TV star and entrepreneur Jamie Laing, and comedian Tom Lucy, are back for another entertaining episode. They discuss topics such as provocative porn, turn-offs like racism and poverty, and even share personal stories. The hosts engage in a hilarious prank call to a fancy hotel and delve into intimate encounters, including a story involving domination and ejaculation on FaceTime. The episode is filled with funny anecdotes and random observations.

Aug 9, 2023 • 31min
Lewys Ball & Isla Loba
Chewing gum whilst giving head, pulling on public transport and free drinks when your married?!Presenting co-hosts of the podcast, Pop Off Lewys Ball, and Isla Loba…‘All Tied Up’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️A sunny afternoon in Shoreditch House. A stolen metallic pink mini Telfar bag. At what lengths will Isla go for feminism and fashion? And will the culprit be the man that she’s been waiting for? ‘A modern-day thriller’ The Sunday Times‘Thirteen Reasons Why’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️When Lewys is supposed to interview his dream guest, things take an unexpected turn…’Fist-bump worthy!’ The Evening Standard Credits:Executive Producer: @JamielaingSenior Producer & Editor: @jemimarathboneAssistant Producer: @maiaadelia.docsVideographer: @jamierg99Engineer: Jamie BilesOriginal Theme: SnackTracksSocial media - Bella and Alicia via Champ AgencyA JamPot Production Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.