Almost Adulting with Violet Benson

And just like that…trouble in paradise! AGAIN. Are we shocked? Violet is joined by superstar Harry Jowsey and therapy is in SESSION! Violet gives us a NEVER before seen side of the heartthrob! In this week's episode Harry opens up and lets us into his entire life, FAR beyond Tik Tok. From rural Australia to internet stardom, Harry has had an INTENSE 24 years of life.  Of course, Violet gets to the juicy stuff where we hear HIS side of the drama regarding America’s favorite couple. Will Harry and Francesca reconcile for the 800th time? Will Harry break the internet with a new girlfriend? Will Harry have the highest viewed TED talk of all time thanks to Violet unpacking his trauma? Find out on this week's episode, coming to a For You Page near you! CHECK OUT MY SPONSORS: HumbleCBD: https://www.humblecbd.com  Apostrophe: https://apostrophe.com/VIOLET  Apartments.com: Need a new pad?! Find your new home at https://apartments.com  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Left my ex bish cuz’ HE toxic… This week Violet is joined by her beautiful bestie Francesca Farago! Together the two are tanned from their recent vacation to Mexico and ready to spill some MAJOR TEA. The girls take us on a minute by minute journey of their entire trip that is SO in-depth that you’re gonna feel like you were wasted (or on shrooms like Violet) on the beach with them.  Francesca fills us in on ALL the deets about her infamous relationship with Harry Jowsey, her relationship status, and gives us the exclusive and most recent update that you have NOT heard anywhere else.  Violet also tells us about her vacation-bae and how you truly can find love in the most hopeless places…like at a restaurant in Tulum while you’re already ten tequila shots deep. Even though he devolves into hopeless-bae and forgets she exists the very next day…but hey! It wouldn’t be a true vacation romance without some pain, right? CHECK OUT OUR SPONSORS: Green Chef: www.greenchef.com/90tootired and use code 90 too tired t o get $90 off including free shipping! Magic Spoon: http://www.magicspoon.com/VIOLET   HumbleCBD: https://www.humblecbd.com  Talkspace: https://www.talkspace.com promo code: VIOLET  Apartments.com: Need a new pad?! Find your new home at https://apartments.com  The Pill Club: https://www.thepillclub.com/VIOLET  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you’re wondering if you’ll ever retire from the streets, have no fear! Alex is here! This week Violet is joined by not only a fan favorite, but one of her dearest friends, Alex Papiccio. Together these two are a HOT MESS. No seriously, things are getting chaotic. Alex gives us a major life update by announcing that she has OFFICIALLY retired from the streets. But don’t worry, she’s recounting ALL of her h*e memories, to ensure us that we’re not alone. With Violet and Alex, NO topic is off limits. From taboo fetishes, to spitting in mouths, to f*cking at Disney World - these two don’t miss a beat. We also get some hot role playing tips, a step-by-step tutorial on how to bleach your butthole, and even a brief health class discussing STI’s. This is gonna be an earful, but in the VERY best way.  CHECK OUT MY SPONSORS: Apartments.com: Need a new pad?! Find your new home at https://apartments.com European Wax Center: Visit waxcenter.com to book your reservation today and check out the new line of products — remember, your first wax is free! Honey: Get Honey for FREE at https://www.joinhoney.com/VIOLET Lelo: https://lelo.to/Violet-May  See you next Thursday baddies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

So you’re considering leaving your entire life behind, packing all your stuff, and moving to LA to become the next Tana Mongeau…well you MAY want to reconsider. It’s not as easy as it seems. This week Violet is accompanied by pop culture connoisseur, Heather McDonald. Heather is famously known as an actress, comedian, author, and host of hit podcast Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald. Together the two unpack ALL things problematic within Hollywood. Nepotism? Grooming? Creepy managers? Cancel Culture? Violet and Heather have stories for DAYS. Tune in as the two SPILL the ins and outs of the entertainment business and even expose some of your favorite childhood memories. Sorry, but it needed to be done. Throw on your oversized Mary Kate & Ashley sunglasses and turn the volume up, we’re going to Hollywood. CHECK OUT MY SPONSORS: Apartments.com: Need a new pad?! Find your new home at https://apartments.com European Wax Center: Visit waxcenter.com to book your reservation today and check out the new line of products — remember, your first wax is free! Lelo: Explore your desires without shame with LELO Enigma. https://lelo.to/EnigmaxViolet See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode sexy bachelor, Nick Viall joins me and gives us stellar dating advice from a man's perspective that we're all dying to know but are to afraid to ask!! from how to tell if he even likes you or is just using you, getting what you want in the relationship, finding the one, love bombing, getting over a breakup, and so much more! We also discuss The Bachelor Matt James, me sliding into Bachelor contestants dm's and getting rejected, to his turn on and offs in bed and other sex stuff :D Nick literally changed my whole perspective on dating after this episode!! Follow Nick on IG @NickViall and check out his podcast Viall Files every Monday! Don't forget to subscribe and follow @tootiredtobecrazy on IG! see you next Thursday baddies!! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My guest this week is a standup comedian, cast member on Summer House on Bravo AND host of her podcast Berning in Hell, Hannah Berner! We kickoff the episode by talking about d*ck. Curved d*ck to be exact. She shares her experience with different d*ck sizes and why bigger isn't ALWAYS better! We discuss what marriage d*ck means, my wide set vageen, the one lie every man has told you that you fell for, and tips on dating an athlete. We then get into scorpios and Leos, why older men are the move, signs you’re about to get ghosted by the nice f*ckboy, how to have that X factor that will get all the boys coming back. We end the podcast with normalizing STD’s and Hannah shares a bunch of embarrassing drunken sex stories with the class like the time she farted on a man while he was eating her out… and that’s not all! Tune in and don’t forget to leave a review when you’re done. <3 Follow Hannah on IG at @BeingBernz and check out her Berning In Hell podcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode I have Shannon come on and discuss everything LGBT from coming out, accepting herself, dating boys, when she realized she was gay, dealing with hate, We also confront myths and misconceptions about lesbians, we discuss sex from scissoring to anal to toys, battling depression, and being an ally for the LGBT communityFollow Shannon at @NowThisIsLiving on Instagram, Youtube and TwitterFollow me at @violetbenson & @Tootiredtobecrazy and don't forget to subscribe!! Watch this episode on my youtube channel athttp://www.youtube.com/c/daddyissuesLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

“I know that you're superwoman but even superwoman is only one person. You need people sometimes… and that’s okay." On this episode, the talented Kiana Ledé joins me to discuss our zodiac signs, growing up mixed, her music and what inspires her, losing our virginity, sex, second chances, the harm in dating potential. We also address, what we look for in a man, masturbating, feelings, boys, payback on a cheating ex, and our first time opening up on our experience with sexual assault. We then get into love, how your thoughts become reality, learning to love yourself and changing your perspective on dating, boundaries, and how to get what you want. We end the podcast with a discussion about mental health, Kiana's battle with bipolar disorder, her recent depressive suicidal episode, and how she got better. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255 Check out Kiana's album Kiki and follow her on Instagram at @Kianalede Don't forget to subscribe and @TooTiredToBeCrazy on Instagram and I'll see you next Thursday!! <3 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Demi Burnett from The Bachelor Franchise joins me on this episode as we talk about everything from toxic relationships to childhood trauma to our love for masturbating! you're not gonna wanna miss this one! Timestamps: 0:00 - 25:00 - We discuss Demi’s breakup, our relationship fears, toxic relationships - our addiction to high n lows, why we stay, what draws us, our dating pattern, how to let go, and steps to loving yourself again. 25:00 - 47:43 - Demi opens up about her complicated relationship with her mother from physical abuse, neglect, her mother being incarcerated, and forgiving an absent parent for not being there. 47:43 - 1:11:31 - We end the podcast like two drunk girls in the club bathroom n gush how much we love each other, our love for masturbating, tips on cumming during sex, Demi’s love for getting eaten out, and advice on how to love your vageen. Follow @Tootiredtobecrazy on Instagram and don't forget to subscribe! See you next Thursday! <3 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode I have woke 6'4 bae, Hasan Piker open up on how he lost 80 pounds, found courage to talk to girls, overcame his insecurities, found love, and dated a porn star.We then discuss Leo traits, what men want, whether guys care about a girl's labia, sex, eating ass, open relationships, f*ck buddies, and toys, We end the podcast with fear of rejection, being vulnerable, coming off overbearing, and the struggle to find love with you don't love yourself. Follow Hasan at @HasanDPiker on Instagram & HasanAbi on TwitchFollow me at @violetbenson & @Tootiredtobecrazy and don't forget to subscribe!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.