

Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene
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Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene tell you everything they had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. They explore topics ranging from relationships to purchasing a house to the pyramid that Nicolas Cage will eventually be buried in. Tune in every Thursday for deep dives into society’s expectation vs. the reality of it all, with all the useful information that you weren't taught in school! Nikki and Steve, along with YouTubers, experts, and celebrity guests make each episode helpful, hilarious and extraordinarily relatable.Subscribe to the ad-free version: https://stdty.supercast.tech/For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/us/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Aug 13, 2020 • 1h 3min
NIKKI & STEVE TAKE PERSONALITY TESTS
Whether it's the old-school Myers-Briggs test, or the trendier Enneagram test, it is truly shocking how accurate these tests can be. With their usual dose of healthy skepticism, Nikki & Steve took these tests and the truly "on-the-nose" results will genuinely surprise you. It's more than a little weird when a test knows you just as well as your spouse, but here we are.To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 6, 2020 • 1h 4min
Finding "The One", Self-Reinvention, & Masturbatory Dry Spells - ASK US ANYTHING
The Sh*t Mailbag returns with a Q & A episode that is essentially 60 minutes of Nikki & Steve telling their listeners to break up. Well, not the full 60 minutes. But most of it. They also touch on topics like gaining new career skills and why our sexual hunger occasionally experiences "down periods", but it's mostly about encouraging everyone to break up. Enjoy.Make sure to check out the new podcast, Wild Wild Tech, available wherever you get your podcasts! https://bit.ly/WildWildTech To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 30, 2020 • 58min
WHEN IT'S TIME TO REBRAND
We all tell stories about ourselves and we stick to the belief that those stories define us. But you are only the human you label yourself as right now. In five minutes, you can make changes to your life and become a different human being. Contrary to popular belief, people can change. While you may think you're on a predetermined life trajectory, you can get off that train at any stop and travel in a different direction. You just have to make that first step.To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 23, 2020 • 59min
HOW AND WHEN TO SAY NO
If you always say yes to requests from your friends, family, and coworkers, even to your own detriment, you might have a problem. In today's episode, Nikki & Steve drop some knowledge about creating boundaries, establishing expectations, and constructing a paradigm of existence that can toe that fine line between generosity and misery. There's also talk of nipples and anal sex. Enjoy.To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 16, 2020 • 1h 4min
UFOs ARE REAL, B*TCHES
Look, we know that this episode is going to bring all the alien-haters to the yard. Before you lose your sh*t, please know that UFOs and aliens are two completely different things. UFOs are totally real, while the jury is still out on aliens. On this special episode of Sh*t, we commemorate the government's recent admission that UFOs exist with an exhausting breakdown of all the different theories and some of the highest-profile UFO incidents of the last century. No tin-foil hats necessary.Bob Lazar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Lazar Little Dicky - Pillow Talk (Official Video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0 To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 9, 2020 • 1h 8min
Succubi, Entrepreneurship, & Animal Crossing Boyfriends - ASK US ANYTHING
The Sh*t Mailbag was overflowing with great questions, so we figured it was a good time to return to our favorite format. (where we basically tell everyone to break up) Today's show runs the gamut from love & crypto to refillable ballpoint pens & dating in the time of Animal Crossing.To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 25, 2020 • 1h 4min
RANDOM TOPICS FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
During the epic brainstorming sessions for each and every STDTY episode, some topics simply don't make the cut. But that doesn't mean they aren't super-interesting. For this week, we took all of those little topic fragments and assembled a full-length episode because we don't want these lonely subjects to disappear into the ether. So grab your spoon and bowl and get ready for a gumbo of riveting conversation!To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 18, 2020 • 1h 6min
RELATIONSHIP GOALS
Does your relationship suck? Have you even considered that a possibility? If you have ever wondered about the person sleeping beside you in bed, this episode is for you. Utilizing a very serious, science-based relationship quiz, we explore why our marriage is pretty damned amazing and how we worked to make it that way. (Hint: it wasn't easy)To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 11, 2020 • 59min
Side Pieces, Nude Pictures, & Perpetual Childhood - ASK US ANYTHING
Today's epic Q & A includes juicy stories about unseemly nude pics, scandalous Venmo payments, & people who simply refuse to grow up. Also, Steve recommends that a listener recreate the famous John Cusack boombox scene from Say Anything, but completely drunk.* *Please note that mental health is discussed in today's episode. If you or someone you know needs help, please don't hesitate to call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255 To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jun 4, 2020 • 1h 8min
HOW TO OVERCOME IMPOSTER SYNDROME
Admit it. We've all felt like frauds at some point in our lives. Sometimes it's because you're "faking it 'til you make it", sometimes it's because you're in way over your head, but other times it's simply all in your mind. To overcome imposter syndrome, we've got some crazy-useful tips to feel good about your accomplishments, provide your own positive reinforcement, and feel totally deserving of everything you've earned.To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


