Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

Ever thought your life could be made into a movie? Yes? So has every other narcissist out there. Look...if the screenwriter of Kull the Conqueror got his screenplay produced, literally anyone can. Today, Nikki and Steve are showing you how to put that idea to paper in this STDTY crash-course on screenwriting. They just saved you a ton of money on film school. You’re welcome!Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you were in a toxic relationship, how would you know? What if you were the toxic one? In this epic AUA, Nikki and Steve crack open the STDTY mailbag to wax poetic about such hard-hitting topics as having a lower body count than your partner, dealing with a long-distance-polyamorous-relationship, and even creating a podcast (we don't need any more competition, so don't do it!).Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Short answer: yes, of course the Illuminati is hiding UFOs. On today's special episode, Iceman and Ice Breaker are talking everything UFO as Steve gives us hard evidence that proves we’re not alone in our little corner of the universe. They answer all the truly hard questions like: are UFOs just time-travelers hanging out? Is the Pentagon hiding ET from us? Who in the hell is attacking Canada? This is some deeply scholarly stuff, folks.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

These days, all you hear about on social media are success stories. But what about all the times that people fail spectacularly? Don’t worry, folks! Nikki and Steve are fully aware that life’s a b*tch and they’re here to break down the filthy lie that is survivorship bias.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Buying your first home? Dreaming of your ex? Just wanna shower Nikki and Steve with a plethora of compliments? Well, you're in luck. The dynamic duo of Iceman and Ice Breaker are here to read your emails and give you unprofessional (yet solicited) advice on how to manage your fitness, family, and finances! And because this is a listener mailbag episode, they definitely tell people to break-up. Because that's simply what they do.  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From the disgusting to the mysterious to the mind-boggling to the even more disgusting, Nikki takes us on a wild ride through the crazy world that is her general state of health. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll frequently want to dry heave, but this is one ticket you don't want to lose, folks. So gather around and prepare to be regaled with fantastical tales of microbes and how they interact with the Nikki Limo microbiome.Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedyFollow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

To say that there are exciting things happening in the world of crypto would be perhaps the understatement of the year. From new markets and blockchains to NFTs to completely re-inventing internet infrastructure, Professor Steve schools our asses on all the amazing sh*t that is happening in the world of crypto and beyond. This is a rare episode of STDTY, as not once do Nikki and Steve tell someone to break up. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From questions about blossoming crushes to sickeningly sweet compliments for Nikki to complex financial predicaments, today's episode of STDTY is filled to the brim with golden nuggets of advice that are sure to help you navigate this thing we call life.To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If someone has ever told you they forgot to wear underwear once on game day and their team won, so it must've been due to their commando status, this episode is for you. People make idiotic arguments with faulty rationale all the time, and today Professor Limo is here to tell you about the magic of logic. So listen up, as you're going to need this information on Thanksgiving when your Uncle announces that the government is controlling our minds via robotic pigeons.To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Class is now in session, people. Princess-Astronaut Nikki & Crypto-Expert Steve will be presiding over today's lesson in unsuccessful dating loops, blind shopping tips, investing 101, and so much more. And yes, they tell a listener to break up. I mean, c'mon. Have you never listened to this podcast before? To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTubeTo submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyouTo visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices