Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

First off, yes. We know that "beginnership" is not a word. Now that we've covered that, we can talk about the benefits of embracing "beginner status" in our everyday life and how much joy that can bring. So stop thinking that you're an expert at everything and try something you've never done before. Whether it's baking a cake, knitting a scarf, or writing the next great American novel, solving a problem can be a massively satisfying enterprise and might just lead to that little thing called happiness.Beau Lotto & The Neuroscience of Creativity, Perception, & Confirmation Bias: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR2P5vW-nVcFollow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Shockingly useful information flows like friggin' wine from yet another amazing STDTY Mailbag episode. From fake boobs on a mountain top to deep-cut Iron Man references to a surprising scarcity of Crypto-related questions, this week's episode will both educate and entertain you for a solid hour. And really...what more can one ask for?Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If there's one thing we can all agree upon in these turbulent times, It's that Nikki Limo is the preeminent Queen God of All Humanity. In today's celebration of all that is Ice Breaker, Steve lists every piece of information that supports this fact. If anything, this is an under-counting of all the ways that Nikki is the logical high-point of human evolution.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From an innocent Google search about chronic cat-urination, Nikki was sent down a rabbit-hole of clickable craziness on the benign-looking website Quora. Seriously. There is some fu*ked up sh*t on there. You have no idea. So settle in and get ready for some tales of terror, titillation, and unparalleled stupidity.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ace and Ice Breaker take a marriage quiz to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary. As you settle in to listen to the sweet and sickly display between these two disgusting lovebirds, please have a plastic bucket nearby at all times in case you have the urge to vomit. Seriously. It's that gross. It's also aspirational. But mostly gross.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

From diagnosing a lame, insecure dude always talking about Crypto, to dealing with a severe lack of love for one's in-laws, to touching an ass for the first time and falling deeply in love, today's AUA will start with you as an utter failure of a human being, and end with you being the epitome of all that is excellence. At absolutely no cost to you. Enjoy.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ever thought your life could be made into a movie? Yes? So has every other narcissist out there. Look...if the screenwriter of Kull the Conqueror got his screenplay produced, literally anyone can. Today, Nikki and Steve are showing you how to put that idea to paper in this STDTY crash-course on screenwriting. They just saved you a ton of money on film school. You’re welcome!Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you were in a toxic relationship, how would you know? What if you were the toxic one? In this epic AUA, Nikki and Steve crack open the STDTY mailbag to wax poetic about such hard-hitting topics as having a lower body count than your partner, dealing with a long-distance-polyamorous-relationship, and even creating a podcast (we don't need any more competition, so don't do it!).Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Short answer: yes, of course the Illuminati is hiding UFOs. On today's special episode, Iceman and Ice Breaker are talking everything UFO as Steve gives us hard evidence that proves we’re not alone in our little corner of the universe. They answer all the truly hard questions like: are UFOs just time-travelers hanging out? Is the Pentagon hiding ET from us? Who in the hell is attacking Canada? This is some deeply scholarly stuff, folks.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

These days, all you hear about on social media are success stories. But what about all the times that people fail spectacularly? Don’t worry, folks! Nikki and Steve are fully aware that life’s a b*tch and they’re here to break down the filthy lie that is survivorship bias.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou  To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices