
Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene
Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene tell you everything they had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. They explore topics ranging from relationships to purchasing a house to the pyramid that Nicolas Cage will eventually be buried in. Tune in every Thursday for deep dives into society’s expectation vs. the reality of it all, with all the useful information that you weren't taught in school! Nikki and Steve, along with YouTubers, experts, and celebrity guests make each episode helpful, hilarious and extraordinarily relatable.Subscribe to the ad-free version: https://stdty.supercast.tech/For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/us/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Mar 16, 2023 • 1h 12min
IT'S ALL ABOUT CONFLICT & RESOLUTION
From the post-apocalyptic wasteland of myriad arguments, slights, grudges, and a shattered coffee table, the relationship between Nikki Limo and Steve Greene arose from the ashes like a phoenix to take its seat on a golden throne, high atop a mountain in the Swiss Alps. That, friends, is how astoundingly strong their marriage is. If you're thinking to yourself, "Well, gee. I'd like a relationship like that," then you're in the right place. Listen to this episode and bow down before the almighty power that is the Limo Greene Partnership, LLC.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
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Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 9, 2023 • 1h 4min
THE REALITY OF THE LOTTO JACKPOT
Everyone dreams of checking the numbers on your lottery ticket and one-by-one matching each of them until it slowly dawns on you that you are instantly, in that very moment, a multi-millionaire. But what most people don't think about are the myriad negative effects of winning the lottery. Those can be just as low as the win is high, and they're colloquially known as "Oofies" and "Oofie Doofies". But to round out the episode, we touch on a few stories about winners that simply kept on winning. So have no fear, as we end this episode on a ridiculously high note.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 2, 2023 • 60min
Naughty Nom De Plumes, First-Word Fanatics, & A Dairy Debacle - AM I THE A**HOLE?
From an author writing juicy-ass stories to parents with their heads both in the clouds and up their own asses, to a home-cooked meal causing a diarrhea-based familial argument, this amazing AITA episode will amuse, entertain and illuminate. Enjoy!Stop throwing your money away! Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way. Go to: https://www.RocketMoney.com/STDTYFollow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 23, 2023 • 1h 11min
The Juiciest of Juicy AUA's - ASK US ANYTHING
This week, our AUA is made up of only the juiciest, most succulent questions filled with sexy sexiness that is sure to increase the 'ol heart rate and get your blood flowing. So dim the lights, put on some smooth jazz, and let the dulcet tones of Ice Breaker and WOO Man slowly, but surely bring you to an auditory climax.Stop throwing your money away! Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way. Go to: https://www.RocketMoney.com/STDTYFollow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 16, 2023 • 1h 2min
OUR STREAM OF CONSCIOUSNESS EPISODE
"Stream of Consciousness" is officially defined as: a person's thoughts and conscious reactions to events, perceived as a continuous flow. In an effort to embrace that very same flow, this week Nikki & Steve let their brains flow like fine wine and take the conversation to places neither could have ever imagined. (mostly to a place where Nikki makes a d*ck joke, but lots of other places as well)Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 9, 2023 • 1h 1min
ARE GIANTS REAL?
If you don't think giants are real, perhaps you need to open your eyes. From ancient Sumeria to Egypt to modern-day Portugal, these behemoth humanoids have always lived amongst us. Join Professor Limo for a fascinating deep-dive into giants, cover-ups, and the mysterious lack of huge shoes.To check out the Universe Inside You YouTube Video about giants, go to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVmOnwng6gsFollow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 2, 2023 • 1h 1min
Meat Malice, Pathetic Party-Planning, & Bespoke Bean Burritos - AM I THE A**HOLE?
Everyone's favorite new STDTY topic, "Am I the A**hole?" returns with a vengeance. From meat mistakes to shocking passive-aggression to the perils of being emasculated by a menu, this week's episode will leave you laughing, crying, and uttering the words "What the fu*k?" quietly to yourself in the darkness of your living room. Enjoy.Stop throwing your money away! Cancel unwanted subscriptions and manage your expenses the easy way. Go to: https://www.RocketMoney.com/STDTYFollow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 26, 2023 • 1h 9min
HOW TO ACTUALLY KEEP A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
While some may view new year's resolutions as a futile exercise utilized only by the feeble-minded proletariat, it's not the resolutions that are the problem; it's how we implement them. So this year, instead of giving up on your resolutions after one or two cheat-days, how about you chill just a tad, think about the process instead of the goal, and get back on that damn horse? It's a long year, people. You've got plenty of time left. Trust us.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 19, 2023 • 1h 6min
AM I THE A**HOLE? - New Years Edition!
After the deafeningly loud positive feedback from our past "Am I the A**hole?" adventures, we have decided to bring it back once again for all you judgmental haters. We've chosen a few post-holiday-themed Reddit posts, as well as not one but TWO about kidnapping, shockingly enough. So sit back, forget about that new year's gym membership you haven't used yet, and let the audio bliss from this episode wash over you.Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 12, 2023 • 1h 13min
Dollars, Deflections, & Demon Mothers - ASK US ANYTHING
HAPPY NEW YEAR, Sh*theads! And what better way to ring in the new year than a brand-spanking-new Ask Us Anything! This week, the Ice Breaker & WOO Man tackle finances, family, and the never-ending search for happiness. So strap on those headphones and let's kick off the new year with some advice that's so very nice.Stop throwing your money away! Cancel unwanted subscriptions – and manage your expenses the easy way! Go to: https://www.RocketMoney.com/STDTYFollow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyouFollow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimoFollow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limoTo call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimoTo watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniksTo check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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