Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene
Studio71
Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene tell you everything they had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. They explore topics ranging from relationships to purchasing a house to the pyramid that Nicolas Cage will eventually be buried in. Tune in every Thursday for deep dives into society’s expectation vs. the reality of it all, with all the useful information that you weren't taught in school! Nikki and Steve, along with YouTubers, experts, and celebrity guests make each episode helpful, hilarious and extraordinarily relatable.Subscribe to the ad-free version: https://stdty.supercast.tech/For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/us/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Oct 9, 2025 • 47min
Kissing Cousins, Rubdown Romeos, & Tap-Dancing Triumphs - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
This week on a brand-new episode of STDTY, Nikki and Steve pirouette through the perilous dances of bad decisions and baffling desires. From a cousinly crush that tiptoes into forbidden territory to a pre-wedding massage that rubs everyone the wrong way, no boundary is left un-prodded. And just when you think it can’t get any stranger, someone decides the perfect cure for boredom is…tap-dancing?
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
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Oct 2, 2025 • 45min
Fragrant Fiascos, Mall Mischief, & Perpetually Punctuality-Challenged Peeps - AM I THE A**HOLE?
This week, Nikki and Steve unleash a furious bouquet of judgement as they wince over stinky brides, dissect tales of unsupervised children wreaking havoc in shopping malls, and soothe the fragile egos of delicate princesses.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 25, 2025 • 1h 7min
STAR WARS IS BACK (sorta)
As nerds the world over prematurely soiled their pants at the premiere of the long-awaited "The Mandalorian & Grogu" trailer, we've decided to revisit a classic Sh*t episode when Steve Greene decided to deliver a treatise on the entire Star Wars lexicon. From THX 1138 to The Mandalorian, Professor Greene touched on all the myriad ups and downs of this 43-year-old franchise. Whether you're a fanboy who sleeps in Darth Vader pajamas or a neophyte who barely knows the difference between an Ewok and a Wookie, you'll love this pop-culture deep-dive from start to finish. May the Force be with you, Sh*theads.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 18, 2025 • 44min
Football Fiends, Terminal Terminations, & Birthday Buffoons - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
This week, Nikki and Steve issue a ceremonious personal foul upon the consort of a gridiron idol who venerates the NFL with near-liturgical devotion, conduct a gleeful post-mortem on a heartbreakingly theatrical airport parting, and deliver a merciless roasting to the undisputed sovereign of gift gaffes: an intrepid bungler who alchemized the simplest of instructions into an opulent fiasco of gift-giving misadventure.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 11, 2025 • 58min
Sultry Selfhood, Baby Blues, & Fatalistic Forecasters - ASK US ANYTHING
On this week's brand-new Mailbag episode, no one warned you that post-baby bliss can come with a side of bedroom bust, or that rediscovering your inner siren can feel like starring in your own erotic montage. Plus, Nikki and Steve talk about vulnerability, washing machine climaxes, and how honesty in a relationship might just be the hottest thing of all.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 4, 2025 • 1h 12min
THE MEN OF STEEL REVISITED
While we give Nikki and Steve another week off as they continue their insanely busy Summer, we've found an absolute gem from the back catalog for your listening pleasure. With 2025's critically-acclaimed Superman now available to rent at home, we're revisiting an amazing Sh*t episode about everyone's favorite superhero in tights. In this week's classic episode, Iceman talks all things Superman, from Christopher Reeves to Brandon Routh to the ultra-hunky Henry Cavill. Is this episode more powerful than a locomotive? Listen to find out...
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 28, 2025 • 1h 1min
Everything Can Still Be Explained With Sports Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING
In this week's classic episode of STDTY, Nikki and Steve explain every single one of life's problems with a sports analogy. In a dizzying array of examples, they prove that if you can't solve a problem by discussing the minutiae of Peyton Manning's and Andrew Luck's football careers, you might as well end your podcast because you're an utter failure.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 21, 2025 • 48min
Kissing Karma, Allergy Alarms, & Forlorn Foreskin - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
This week Nikki and Steve spelunk through Reddit’s relationship caves, where emotional mold grows faster than you can say “Push the Break-Up Button.” Kisses come with cosmic punishments, allergies become full-blown personality traits, and foreskin drama makes an unwanted, yet dramatic cameo. It’s petty, it’s messy, and yes—you’ll feel better about your own life after listening.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 14, 2025 • 48min
Lipstick Loiterers, Vanity Vampires, & Podiatry Princes - AM I THE A**HOLE?
Nikki and Steve wade back into the glittery moral cesspool of Reddit’s Am I The Ahole to professionally judge peeps about relationships, relatives, and rare foot conditions. Expect ethical quandaries, multiple entertaining tangents, and the faint whiff of relationship superiority.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 7, 2025 • 58min
SUMMER ROAD TRIP: BACK TO MEL'S HOLE
It's Summer. And if you can't find the time to take a road trip to Washington to see an extraordinarily large hole in the ground, have we got a classic STDTY hole-centric episode for you! This week, we reflect on the late 90s legend involving a massive, miles-deep crevasse in rural Washington state, shrouded in mystery to this very day. If you haven't heard this story before, grab some popcorn.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
