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Dec 13, 2023 • 1h 36min
# 602 - Shane Torres' New Stand Up Special Companion
Subscribe to Shane Torres’ YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” now: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew?sub_confirmation=1 I sit down with Comedian, Shane Torres. We talk about his new special, how he saved my career, our trip to Amsterdam, touring together, the cheeseburger incident, and much more! Follow ShaneYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew?sub_confirmation=1 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shanetorres Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.comSign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me!X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 13, 2023 • 55min
Something’s Burning: Desires with a Side of Ice Cream for Fortune Feimster & Jay Pharoah | S3 E11
Fortune Feimster and Jay Pharoah come to the kitchen for some homemade ice cream sandwiches and chunky white Russians. We’re also talking about fetishes and revealing our REAL names. Shane Torres’ special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” is out NOW:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9mHurqZh_0 Follow Fortune Feimster:https://www.instagram.com/fortunefeimster Follow Jay Pharoah:https://www.instagram.com/jaypharoah This episode is brought to you by Nuts.com. Receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more at https://Nuts.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month at https://www.Talkspace.com/BURNING This episode is brought to you by Prize Picks. Get first deposit match up to $100 with promo code “Burning” at https://www.PrizePicks.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com Follow Me!Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 HOMEMADE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES Vanilla Ice Cream INGREDIENTS:Heavy CreamWhole MilkSugarFine Sea SaltVanilla ExtractIce Cream Maker STEPS:Pour 2/3 of the cream, sugar, and salt into a saucepanWarm until sugar is dissolvedRemove from heat; add remaining cream, milk, and vanilla extractStir to combine and chill in fridgePour chilled mixture into frozen ice cream maker insertChurn according to manufacturer directions Chocolate Chip Cookies INGREDIENTS:AP FlourCornstarchBaking SodaSaltUnsalted ButterBrown SugarGranulated SugarEgg + One YolkVanilla ExtractSemi-Sweet Chocolate Chips STEPS:Mix flour, cornstarch, baking soda, and salt in one bowlWith a mixer, beat butter, brown sugar, and granulated sugar together on medium-high speed until combined and creamy Add egg + yolk and vanilla extract; continue mixing on medium-high speedDecrease speed to low and add dry ingredientsAdd chocolate chips and mix until combinedScoop out cookies and place on a greased baking sheetBake for 12-15 min at 350°Remove and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches) Brownie INGREDIENTS:AP FlourBaking SodaBrown SugarGranulated SugarEggsUnsalted ButterSemi-Sweet Chocolate ChipsVanilla ExtractSalt STEPS:Melt butter and chocolate chips in microwaveOnce cooled, whisk in both sugarsWhisk in eggs and vanilla extractIn a separate bowl, whisk flour, baking soda, and salt.Pour the chocolate mixture into the flour mixture and combine. Pour batter on greased, lined baking sheet Cook for 12-15 min at 350°Remove, cut and allow to cool completely (best to freeze before assembling sandwiches) Sandwiches STEPS:Sandwich ice cream in between two cookies or browniesAdd sprinkles along the edges, if desiredFreeze before eating for best result Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dec 6, 2023 • 1h 50min
# 601 - Heather McMahan Will Get You a Girlfriend
Subscribe to Shane Torres’ YouTube page to watch his new special “The Blue Eyed Mexican” premiering December 10th at 4PM PST: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYqBZNLk2Vf-ErSOb_sqMew?sub_confirmation=1 I sit down with comedian, Heather McMahan. We talk about Ole Miss tailgate parties, Pete Carroll’s advice, her Grandpa saving Flight 1080, best vacations, and much more! Follow HeatherInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/heatherkmcmahan Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.comSign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me!X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 29, 2023 • 1h 6min
# 600 - Red Rocks with My Favorite Band Goose
I sit down with my favorite band, Goose. We talk about their rise, influences, the magic of music, getting arrested on tour, jam band drug scenes, and much more! Follow GooseInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/goosetheband Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 28, 2023 • 56min
Something’s Burning: Josh Peck, Jason Nash, and I Make Amends and Lasagna | S3 E10
Subscribe to the new Something's Burning podcast page Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/somethings-burning/id1702241962 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/37IbtDi4z3z6HRtnbAi25Z?si=72718abc47344336 Josh Peck and Jason Nash come by the kitchen for some lighthearted conversation about making amends, rock bottom, and therapy. We’re also making eggplant lasagna and pitching box-office gold: “America Sings in High School” and “Sister Act 3: The Sisters Meet Bert. Follow Josh Peck:https://www.instagram.com/shuapeck Follow Jason Nash:https://www.instagram.com/jasonnash This episode is brought to you by Prize Picks. Get first deposit match up to $100 with promo code “Burning” at https://www.PrizePicks.com/BURNING. This episode is brought to you by Factor. Get 50% off with promo code "burning50" at https://www.FACTORMEALS.com/burning50. EGGPLANT LASAGNA INGREDIENTS:* Thinly Sliced Eggplant* Salt* Olive Oil* Ground Beef* Marinara Sauce* Italian Seasoning* Ricotta Cheese* Shredded Cheddar Cheese* Thawed Frozen Spinach* Egg* Shredded Mozzarella Cheese STEPS:1. Sprinkle eggplant slices with salt to draw out the moisture; pat dry.2. Roast eggplant at 350° for 15-20 min3. Cook ground beef on stove4. Add marinara sauce and Italian Seasoning; remove from heat5. Combine ricotta and cheddar cheeses, thawed spinach, and egg6. Spread layer of marinara sauce on bottom of greased casserole dish7. Add a single layer of eggplant8. Cover with ricotta mixture, then sprinkle with mozzarella cheese 9. Pour marinara sauce on top and repeat the layers until all the ingredients have been used up10. Cover with foil and bake at 350° for 30 min11. Uncover and continue baking for another 15-20 min lightly with salt and pepper. 16. Serve warm with mustard. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICgFor TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.comFor FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For #THEMACHINEMOVIE Updates: TheMachine.Movie For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.comFor MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me!X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/AkreischerTikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischerThreads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischerText Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 22, 2023 • 1h 48min
# 599 - Wade Boggs Outdrinks Me
I sit down with baseball legend, Wade Boggs. We talk about is long career in MLB, winning the World Series, his episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the airplane drinking story, his favorite players, the hardest partiers and much more! FollowInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/officialwadeboggs SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.comSign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me!X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 15, 2023 • 1h 42min
# 598 - Building a Comedy Mafia with Mike Vecchione
I sit down with comedian, Mike Vecchione. We talk about our favorite assassins, silent swag, getting bullied, our comedy mafia, and much more! Check out his special “The Attractives” on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5pI5Dj5JTk Follow MikeInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/comicmikev SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.comSign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me!X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 14, 2023 • 51min
Something’s Burning: Yung Gravy, Trevor Wallace, Pork Chops, Spray Tans and Me | S3 E09
I turn my kitchen into a spa for Yung Gravy and Trevor Wallace… there’s nothing like the smell of spray tans and sizzling pork chops at the same time. And while we each take a turn at getting branded and going into the booth, we’re also discussing the finer points in life… like one-night-stands, hammocks, and Gravy’s camp counseling career. Follow Yung Gravy:https://www.instagram.com/yunggravy Follow Trevor Wallace:https://www.instagram.com/trevorwallace This episode is brought to you by Nuts.com. Receive a free gift and free shipping when you spend $29 or more at https://Nuts.com/burning BLACKENED PORK CHOPS W/ SAWMILL GRAVY AND COLLARD GREENS COLLARD GREENS INGREDIENTS:* Olive Oil* Chopped Uncooked Bacon* Chopped Country Ham* Chopped Onion* Chicken Broth* Apple Cider Vinegar* Brown Sugar* Crushed Red Pepper Flakes* Collard Greens, destemmed and roughly chopped STEPS:1. Add olive oil to instant pot and hit sauté2. Add bacon, ham, and onions; cook 4-5 min3. Deglaze pot with some chicken broth, scraping bits off the sides.4. Add rest of the chicken broth, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, and crushed red pepper; stir to combine5. Pack collards in well; close instant pot and switch to pressure cook6. Ensure valve is set to “seal” and set for 5 minutes7. Let it naturally release for 20 min SAWMILL GRAVY INGREDIENTS:* Ground Sausage* Butter* Almong Flour* Heavy Cream* Water STEPS:1. Brown sausage in a skillet, breaking into small pieces2. Add butter and almond flour; whisk3. Add heavy cream while whisking until combined4. Season with salt and pepper5. Add water as needed to thin out gravy; simmer 3-5 min BLACKENED PORK CHOPS INGREDIENTS:* Pork Chops* Paprika* Sea Salt* Garlic Powder* Onion Powder* Cayenne Pepper* Black Pepper* Thyme * Oregano* Cumin* Butter STEPS:1. Combine all the spices in a bowl2. Melt butter 3. Dip pork chop into butter, then spice mixture4. Cook in a skillet for about 5 min on each side5. Serve with gravy overtop SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For FULLY LOADED AT SEA: http://www.bertkreischercruise.com For FULLY LOADED FESTIVAL: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com Follow Me!Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 8, 2023 • 1h 48min
# 597 - Chris Distefano & I Don’t Cry Over Sweet Treats
I sit down with comedian, Chris Distefano. We talk about the 1975, treats, fasting, struggling with weight, performing for the troops, sharts, family time, and much more! Follow ChrisInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.comSign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me!X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nov 1, 2023 • 1h 26min
# 596 - Ralph Barbosa & I Make a Baby
I sit down with comedian, Ralph Barbosa. We talk about what our kids would look like, pocket dogs, touring together, mushroom trips, hot sauce, who would carry our baby and much more! Follow RalphInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/ralphbarbosa03 Follow Jesus:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ralphbarbosa03 Follow LuisInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/ralphbarbosa03 Check out his new special “Ralph Barbosa: Cowabunga” on Netflix now! SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/ Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.comSign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me!X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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