Throwing Fits

The future is now, Throw Gang. We withdrew our last slap from the chune bank last week, so The Only Podcast That Matters™ had no choice but to get active remotely. This week we're dialing in the meme queen herself, Patia of Patia's Fantasy World, for an entire BDSM session behind the paywall. Quarantine can't stop us now! We're turning to video games in times of great tragedy, analyzing the economics of Animal Crossing, the lawlessness of quarantine fits, approaching the post-sneaker world as a female, the apocalypse that is Instagram's Explore Page, white people reposting the n-word, dressing like a felon, the art of curating hood auntie Facebook memes, getting relationship advice on the TL, copping blue checks, letting Aaron Hernandez murder your cheeks, partying with Cuba Gooding Jr., being the queen of toxicity, the superiority of southern hip-hop, finding God and much more. Please bear with us. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

The IYKYK drum beats on behind the paywall for the Patreon-exclusive part 2 of Throwing Fits' interview with your favorite designer's favorite designer, Angelo Urrutia. Angelo and the boys are getting into the carne y papas to talk hustling and fighting as a wayward youth, bagging good girls, power ranking the 5 boroughs, dropping out of art school, Rainbow Sandals as jawnz, the legend of Daiki Suzuki, EG biters and culture vultures, when good collabs go bad, Japanese personal style, the joy of people watching, the 4SDesigns elevator pitch, the luxury of time, learning to put yourself out there, the sport of competitive capping, jewelry and fragrance ambitions, and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

Greetings to all the fellow jawnz enthusiasts out there, this one is for the heads! We're on a real if you know you know type beat this week as Jimmy and Larry are joined by the former engineer of garments at Engineered Garments and current founder and designer of 4S Designs, Angelo Urrutia. The boys and your favorite designer's favorite designer are going in on an unironic love and respect for Chrome Hearts, bequeathing jawnz to your own mother, shirts that are actually, wait for it, seven shirts, a love of flair and accoutrement, gettin' that bouclé bussin', the return of Ralph Lauren, accidental merch, bringing sexy back to menswear, bantering with the boys, sneakerhead amnesia, the flyest strip mall in America, scoring raw, uncut vintage and much more on this episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

The drinks are flowing and things are loosening up inside the war room for the Patreon-exclusive part 2 of Throwing Fits' emergency Coronavirus podcast with Futurism's Foster Kamer. Topics, highlights and educational information includes, but is not limited to: ESPN Zone, a tribute to Las Vegas, how to gamble, being back in the mix as a writer, bong movies vs. Bong movies, the science of digestible science, an open letter to Emily Oberg, ambitions as an East Coast Media Elite™, Jared Leto being a loser, Trump vs. Soylent, socialism 2020, journalism and love in the time of corona, and dying on the timeline. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

The OG Fuccmom continues neglecting her family behind the paywall and the meat and potatoes are heating up! Naomi and the boys are in the weeds, getting to the bottom of why she's so beloved by the Throw Gang, seeking the validation of young people, fame vs. clout, the eternal chip on her shoulder, never looking at the numbers, who's actually running Diplo's Twitter, her dream interview, beefing with Jonathan Cheban, Los Angeles aka the city of dreams, the joys of parenthood, playing matchmaker for James, bits becoming bags and much more on this Patreon-exclusive romp in the mud. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

Our Fairy Podmother makes her glorious Throwing Fits debut this week and your wish is her command! Jimmy and Larry are joined by The New Yorker's Naomi Fry for part 1 of a furious high and lowbrow struggle covering New York's best radio stations, her bizarro world alternate timeline, copping grails from Goodwill's website, camping as punishment, getting your kid on flow team, going too hard in the paint at The Odeon, the Bernie Sanders merchissance, getting dubbed by the Safie Bros, a reality television deep dive, the year in zoovies and much more on what is sure to be another fan favorite episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

If you're reading this it's not too late to support the homies. Vampire Weekend's Ezra Koenig is back in the stu for the Patreon-exclusive part II of his wide-ranging and hard-hitting interview with the boys. They're covering his decade-plus long friendship with Jonah Hill, feeling the Bern for 2020, philosophical breakfasts with Shia LaBeouf, Vampire Weekend's Grammy odds, attending his first and only ever fashion show and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

It's a check! Throwing Fits is back behind the paywall with the Platinum Prince of Persia himself, Guapdad 4000. Jimmy and Larry are putting everything on the line in the service of real music journalism for a full turbo deep dive into existential nuts, giving Sean Evans his personal space, who's really answering Guap's DMs, losing bets against Drake, how fast J. Cole responds to texts, DEF CON level blerd, Denzel Curry's five-sided fistagon, the secret to throwing a good party, the anatomy of an iconic Grammys fit, getting top in a music video, the merits of car sex, the economic realities of being a rapper, being a Boy Scout when it comes to these hoes and much more on this Patreon-exclusive whap. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

We're whipping the sauce to get lost in this week! Throwing Fits is flossin' with budding hip-hop superstar and viral legend, Guapdad 4000. Guap joins the boyz to run through his best in class AKAs, eulogize his scamming pedigree, break down Japanese fashion, explain how masturbation is self-care, review his favorite anime, what is was like meeting E-40, ranking his top 5 dead or alive, plus a surprise cameo from BJ The Chicago Kid and much more on part 1 of this Mount Rushmore episode of The Only Podcast This Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits

The Core Four, plus special guest R. Kelly, link up for a podcast pregame ahead of Throwing Fits' inaugural Patreon soiree. Welcome to an absolutely blasted Ask Me Anything courtesy of our friends at home leaving 5 star Apple reviews. We're answering all your burning questions: What are our favorite hills to die on? Where would we relocate? How do you cop jawnz on a budget? What are some fashion tips for big boys? What's Chef's origin story? How do you upgrade your media diet? What's life like as TF vs. FU? Are Jimmy and Larry actually friends? All that and much more on this Patreon-exclusive boys only edition of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits