Throwing Fits

Welcome to Topped Dawg Entertainment. This week, Jimmy and Larry are getting together on a beautiful day to do what else but podcast indoors about their new favorite sneakers, the week in celebrity cock watching, aquatic foreplay, marrying into a family of seamstresses, vomiting in your mask, best laid Valentine’s Day plans, milk baths, being a little baby boy, balloons vs. flowers, remembering all the bad times, a proper Jackass Forever review plus some bonus film recommendations for all the cinephiles listening, ranking the Jackass franchise, the cultural low point of 3D movies, Super Bowl best bets, our favorite snacks for the big game, New Haven pizza, bowel movements, bidets, late stage capitalism ruining commercials, the return of Shayne Oliver, HBA’s reign, NYFW memories, sitting next to NBA legends, more audience participation that you can shake a dick at and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Willy Staley, we’re fucking around with fuccbois, reply guys, The Drunken Canal, Dua Lipa’s newsletter, tre flips, IG followers, Hudson Yards, hypebeasts, Bored Ape Yacht Club, Kabul, Barstool Sports, Carbone, Graydon Carter, never tweeting again and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Gettin’ Willy wit it! This week, the boys are cracking a couple cold ones and snacking on salty treats with The New York Times’ Willy Staley. Willy is linking and building with his favorite menswear podcasters to riff on midtown magic, his go-to Chopt order, the NYT copping Wordle, who gets the biggest fits off in the newsroom, what the fuck he does all day, profiling legends, dream subjects, the pure cap that is Sunday Routine plus his own, fielding complaints on Twitter, never checking your screen time, using the timeline like a personal blog, going viral for dummies, a bit check, his favorite follows, avoiding TikTok, the worst trends in media, his media diet, the sheer power of Barstool Sports, Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions, his new addiction to betting as ‘Sportsbook Staley’, working at Graydon Carter’s restaurants, bartending Kanye West’s birthday party, new father L’s and much more on this award-winning autofictional episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Live from the Metaverse, it’s Throwing Fits! This week, Jimmy and Larry are hanging to productively argue about dragging yourself out of the doldrums, a fit being less than the sum of its parts, A$AP Rocky and Rihanna making a baby, destination retail, the legacy of Jackass, casual racism, Neil Young’s boomer bait-and-switch, pornography trends, a Yeezy Gap hoodie review, the leather pants wave of 2022, ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin’, JJJJound x BAPE, your wife making a hypebeast pivot, flow team trials and tribulations, a different kind of ape NFTs, Kanye taking shots at Web 3.0, the crypto bro fashion boom, new money, hypothetical wealth signifiers, bad taste self-awareness, locking in TF’s new Patreon goals and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Nolita Dirtbag, we’re fucking around with getting doxxed, Kith, Lucien, Café Leon Dore, selling Ket at Clando, IG caption ghostwriting, New Balance 550s, Noah, moving to LA, Barstool Sports, Nick Braun, Justin Theroux, losing all your followers and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Admin reveal! This week, the boys are on their reportage shit with the one and only Nolita Dirtbag. The Dirtbag himself pulled up to the trenches to break down wearing women’s underwear, riding and dying for team Noah, his original pitches to TF, more oh shit moments and famous followers, going viral, the outstanding bounties on his head, beefing with brands over memes, our common enemy, what’s already grinding his gears this year, expanding his media offerings, merch, side bags, feeling the pressure, the day in the life of a hyper niche memer troll ass downtown dirtbag, bowling with the fellas, NYC’s most overrated restaurants, his favorite meme pages, the creative process, getting ass off jokes and much more on this investigative and illuminating episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Come for Jenna, stay for the boys. Pretty please. This week, Jimmy and Larry are back in the saddle to discuss Neil Young vs. Spotify, blowing out buttons, teaching yourself Portuguese, a pod star being born, the economy of promotion, future Patreon goals, cruise ship cretins, going full fitted and afraid, the 6-12-18-24 challenge, Edward Fortyhands, IHOP vs. Waffle House, raffle scams, pulling up to your city, Buffalo Wild Wings PTSD, market week, getting hands on with two of TF’s favorite new brands, the dilemma of placing a personal order, our most influential former coworker and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Brynn Wallner, we’re fucking around with pocket watches, Golden Goose, being ugly, Casio calculator watches, Hodinkee, having incredibly hairy wrists, Hoboken, Florida, Pete Davidson, Kulture Kiari Cephus, gossip, going out 4 nights a week and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

You already know what time it is. This week, the boys are kicking it with the queen of all things women and watches, founder of Dimepiece, Brynn Wallner. Brynn hoofed it all the way out to Brooklyn to spill the hot goss on if women actually like watches, gaps in the market, oh shit moments, slinging vintage timepieces, sexism in the industry, groupies, famous followers, what her watch rotation is looking like, grails, drawing the line between tasteful wrist flexes and just being gauche, watch-related red flags for guys, press trips to Aspen, her life as a ramp tramp, downtown cool girl observations, the return of indie sleaze, white trash tendencies, nightmare first dates and much more on this cavalier and care free episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Can you hear it? That’s what $20k sounds like. This week, Jimmy and Larry are joined by a very special guest, the first lady of Throwing Fits herself, Jenna Blackwell. We finally hit our latest Patreon goal thanks to you guys, so JB came through to the stu to cut an instant classic covering her best and worst interactions with the Throw Gang, what she thinks of the pod, why she never listens, getting drunk and asking out the future love of your life on Twitter, her wedding becoming a narrative, not taking Larry’s last name, pet peeves, memories of dating a young fashionable fuccboi, the birth of Bad Influence James, how she would describe her personal brand, jedi mind tricks, the best and worst celebrities she’s worked with, winning two NBA Championships, being a video hoe for Tony Parker, celebrity hall passes, grand romantic gestures and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.