Throwing Fits

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Mel Ottenberg, we’re fucking around with all your jeans turning into jorts vs. all your white jeans becoming stained, answering Rhianna’s DMs or being her baby’s wet nurse, A$AP Rocky’s braids and tattoos, styling Donald Trump Jr., logging out of IG forever, John Galliano, giving up fashion shows, dropping Anna Wintour diss memes, Kim Kardashian, Ye and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Who interviews the interviewers? This week, the boys are joined by editor-in-chief of Interview and celebrity stylist Mel Ottenberg. Mel was late, but eventually showed up to gossip about losing his favorite son, which thankfully is just a pair of jeans, why vintage Levi’s just hit different, how your uniform evolves over time, the art of seduction, fancy vs. basic barbers, nipple rings getting ripped out during sex, meaningful feedback from refugees and celebrities, literally and figuratively elevating Kim Kardashian’s butt, cursed Ye vibes, his many famous friends, making a fun magazine, believing in forgiveness, the humble genius of Rihanna, party fouls in front of Beyonce, BiscuitTok, falling in love with Throwing Fits via memes, a whole lotta Dat Ass, blowing bags on Italian furniture and much more on this fun and fabulous episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Turns out we are in fact eating good. This week, Jimmy and Larry are headed to Jolly Old London, but not before podding about living like a Polish man who doesn’t know what day of the week it is, erotic thriller season, Susan Sarandon and Mrs. Harris take Japan, all the details surrounding this weekend’s epic Throwing Fits and Friends Basic.Space Bazaar, our upcoming World Cup-centric collaboration with Percival (which is why they’re headed overseas), whether or not the boys are ready to play some footy, a little Halloween candy and seafood rankings as a treat, your parents calling you to talk about Kanye West, James’ romantic getaway to Miami vs. Lawrence’s staycation, IG Stories cheeks amplification, the two ways to vacation, stepping on a scale for the first time in a decade and subsequently ruining your life, checking into room 69, the pros and cons of going straight Do Not Disturb Mode at the hotel and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Jack Wagner, we’re fucking around with getting sucked off by a ghost in private vs. pantomiming BJs in public, haunting Brandon Wardell or an Austin Powers impersonator, shoving a pumpkin up your ass, only drinking pumpkin spice lattes for the rest of your life, never having WiFi again, your dick making ghost noises when you piss, breaking off your engagement, getting abducted by aliens, rooming with a methhead and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

It’s a Throwing Fits Halloween special! This week, the boys welcome back their pal, co-host of Yeah, But Still and the brand new podcast Otherworld, Jack Wagner. Jack is coming to us via paranormal activity to have a seance on his bougie water habits, sasquatch titties, Romani fortune tellers, demons watching you game, making deals with gnomes your ass can’t cash, haunting divorces, how his new podcast did irreversible damage to his mental health, literally running into the grim reaper, neighborly meth lab accusations, the many hobbies of Randy Johnson, The TF Wedding Suit Advice Corner™, a plethora of bachelor party options, blowing bags on modes of transportation, how Jimmy and Larry are going to die and much more on this spooky and spiritual episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

The only badge we respect. This week, the boys are coming to you live from Stone Island’s new Chicago flagship opening with the store’s designer, creative director of AMO, Samir Bantal. Samir was willing to debase himself in public to explain what exactly AMO is and how it relates to the legendary OMA, cooked Air Force 1s, disrupting architecture’s typical timeline, discovering Stone Island through Web 1.0 viral videos, what it was like creating one of the most beautiful and exciting new stores in the world, the role of retail in 2022, shouting out the middle, the global fandom of Stone Island, the most stylish and underrated cities in the world, Rem Koolhaas’ low-key comedy god status, designing stores in WhatsApp with Virgil Abloh, his surprising entry into the GOAT building conversation, foundational advice for all aspiring creatives, his grunge phase, the Hugh Hefner school of interior design and much more on this intellectual and inquisitive episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™.  For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Go woo on a bitch! This week, Jimmy and Larry are back from the road to tease some upcoming travel to the UK and their next NYC event, getting sexually harassed by TSA because you’re dressed like an insurgent, calling your boy’s airline upgrade bluff, Irish bartenders, Ric Flair’s unhinged signature drink, unlocking the perfect shit and the worst toilet paper known to man, a variety of local Chicago cuisine reviews and wondering why it’s all wet, late night headshot roasts, ordering a chocolate shake (no, not the kind you’re thinking), going supermarket sweeps mode at Stone Island, becoming BFFs with Italian billionaires, getting introduced as a pervert, sage advice from Sage Elsesser, taking friend of the show Nick Grant on tour, tripping on shrooms at SoHo House, revising our top 3 US cities, the double-edged sword of midwest patience and much more on this episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Joe Coscarelli, we’re fucking around with blowing your book advance at Ice Box or Magic City, rapper’s sleep schedules vs. rapper’s wardrobes, weed carriers, Amiri jeans salesmen, Gucci Mane, dry snitching, getting pap’d with Olivia Rodrigo, Taylor Swift weaponizing social media, never listening to rap again, Lil Baby, Britt Barbie and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Welcome to the rap capital where they rap for capital. This week, the boys are linking up with New York Times culture reporter and the author of the new book Rap Capital, which is out right now, Joe Coscarelli. Joe came through to spit bars on his principles of menswear, Orlando Magic fandom, his upcoming wedding fit, airport merch inflation, elevator pitching his fantastic book, whether or not Migos invented dabbing on Fashion Bros, texting with Lil Baby, why hanging out with rappers is actually mad boring, speeding through Atlanta in the middle of the night, violence in the hip-hop streets, which rapper smokes the most weed, making it rain is so 2000 and late, why you should always treat the strip club like a reporter, being the awkward white boy in the room, money denominations so small you get scoffed at, scuffing Takeoff’s sneakers, culture vulture imposter syndrome, how the YSL arrests reverberated, is there really even a rap capital in 2022, his definitive ATL Mount Rushmore, why no music is embarrassing, dream Diary of a Song subjects, book sales showdowns, which rapper gets the most ass, picking up John Mayer’s tab, selling your IP for real money and much more on this dirty and southern episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

We must have blocked kidneys the way our drip is Stoney. This week, Jimmy and Larry are back to invite everyone to our live podcast at Stone Island’s new Chicago store this Friday, beating cancer one joke at a time, getting killed in a comedian’s IG comments, homophobic Irish grandmothers, wedding speeches, 3 suits in 3 days, walking through a historic black movie set, unsolicited tailoring advice, realizing you have a weak belt game, snubbing your boy, the new king of New York, James reviews Le Rock which is supposedly the best new restaurant in the city, racist body hacking that’s almost too absurd to believe, GOAT copping Grailed and what that could mean for Lawrence’s bank account, solicited financial advice, a complete scene report from Pharrell’s auction, breaking down rapper heights in person, embarrassing themselves in front of Pusha T, hot basic chicks discovering Arc’teryx, the finesse of the year and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.