Throwing Fits

We've been trained to go our entire lives and we're war ready for this very moment. This week, the boys are joined by the man, the myth, the legend— the one and only—The Kid Mero. Mero was kind enough to come to white people Brooklyn all the way from New Jersey during the Canadian wildfires apocalypse for a marathon all-timer on Jimmy's intros keeping the art alive, catching his students smashing as an educator, that one time Michael Jordan rocked a Hilter 'stache in a Hanes commercial, NYC mayor executive orders on public fornication, his dream Knicks roster moves, the NBA Finals and Jokic's game, how F1's grid walk is the true melting pod of celebrity, letting the dog in you out at the supermarket, suburban uniforms, Dominican barbershop apothecaries, keeping up with his rich and famous neighbors, NYC's vibiest eras, going back in time and your younger angrier self trying to kill you Looper style, knowledge darts that have stood the test of time, business advice and the benefits of keeping your team lean, whether or not we'll ever get a Desus & Mero reunion, smoking hookah with Arian Foster in the real New York, the ideal night uptown with the boys, Fashion Week memories, Unkcore vs. Jitcore vs. Zazacore, flexing in the DR all summer, repping the motherland, being married vs. being married with kids, living vicariously through your children and teaching them about death, trauma bonding with Larry over dead dogs, never having to split bags ever again, popping the first ever oxy and inventing soundcloud rap while freestyling over Taylor Swift, deconstructed chopped cheeses, vasectomy finessing and much more on this goated episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Arrivederci, Brooklyn! This week, Jimmy and Larry are linking stateside one last time before heading to Italy for the rest of the month to tease their next collab that's been a decade plus in the making and what we're getting up to on our business/pleasure getaway, James finally gets a watch and second piercing, two gracious morons review their paltry attempt at color theory, the confluence of circumstances that have led Lawrence to become a manic morning monster, Japanese alarm clocks, attempting to analyze another nightmare on mic, beginning the car hunting process, the haunting of a hacked IG, the anti-porn no fap crowd vs. the Throw Gang, the sheer power of the horny mind, previewing tomorrow's all-time pod with one of the art form's greats, Nike Roshe Runs are returning but for exactly who and why, hurting your back at the Action Bronson real hip-hop concert, vintage vacation shopping hauls, one man's trash is another man's double-pleated chambray jorts, deserved barbershop roasts, Tedros' quote of the week, Daniel Day-Lewis does dirty talk and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Girls on Porn, we're fucking around with never masturbating again vs. never shopping again, randomly generated porn selections, DMs leaking, short kings, guys saving themselves for marriage, having sex vs. dining out, giving up grooming vs. giving up getting head, porn star-sized dick, cutting ties with all your girlfriends, the rare Freaky Friday with each other, growing a foot and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

You already know we stay gooned up. This week, the boys are going full turbo dat ass mode with the co-hosts of the podcast Girls on Porn, Rachel Napoleon and Laura Ramadei. The ladies were kind enough to lend their sexpertise for a marathon on the easiest pod elevator pitch of all time, porn categories you've never even dreamed of, their favorite pornstars working today, sex toy flow team, how independent content creators are shaking up the fuck game, AI and the future of the industry, where do pedos fit in to all this, when to draw the line when it comes to kink shaming, pornography as a forever scapegoat, young men's relationship to the medium and how it affects their sex lives, the twisted minds of chefs, what archetype of dude lays the best pipe, the perfect dick size, personal left field moments in the bedroom and general mistakes we all can avoid, some live Girl on Porn on Girl on Porn roleplaying, red flags galore, a bisexual's review of the battle of the sexes, what it's like managing and working the door at Bernie's aka TF's favorite haunt, how to properly finesse a maître d', sharing a findom sugar daddy, why Raya is trash, slanging feet pics and thirst traps on Patreon and much more on this liberated and lively episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Happy Pride. This week, Jimmy and Larry are getting together to celebrate the return of Pod Shorts this Thursday and Friday, a pube/crack check, the eternal drip of Guy Harvey, how we plan on saving our seas, entering your quarter-zip era, a full breakdown of The Idol and the entire genre of television that's so bad it's good, should you ever feel guilty for being entertained, the most goated death of all time, Awake NY's next evolution and a scene report from their freshly minted flagship opening party plus an exclusive statement from new brand director and friend of the show Hugo Mendoza, checking in on the fellow graduates of Supreme University and grown man streetwear in general, James pays it forward from last week by reacting in real-time to Lawrence's non-published things he loves/hates list and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

We'll be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week, but for now please enjoy the once paywalled vibes of Jonah's Friday Fiasco recorded back in February. Welcome to the official launch of semi-regular episodes with friends both new and old, codename: Friday Fiasco. For this week's inaugural show, Jimmy and Larry are kicking it and podding chill hangout style with their pal Blackbird Spyplane's Jonah Weiner to talk everything from dropping acid alone on Christmas to whether or not GORP is dead so you can take your ass into the weekend in style. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

All rumors are true. This week, Jimmy and Larry are getting together a little late due to the long holiday weekend (our apologies) to break down everything you need to know about Pod Shorts version 4.0 dropping next week, how to grieve like a podcaster, tailoring secrets of the east coast media elite, the end of Succession and what the hell we should watch next, their respective summer bucket lists, Master Gardener, Lawrence reacts in real-time to James' in progress cool guy things he loves/hates list, returning to the spring summer jawnz state of the union for everything we missed last week and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Antonio Ciongoli, we're fucking around with Kith, Rowing Blazers, skateboards that look like penises vs. penises that look like skateboards, losing customers or losing skate tricks, laying off your entire staff, never visiting the motherland ever again, wearing the same fit forever, exclusively designing digitally, Ralph Lauren HR policies, offensive Italian American stereotypes, Teddy Santis, shrinking a foot and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Keep it pushing. This week, the boys are welcoming back with open arms their old pal, creative director of 18 East, Antonio Ciongoli. Antonio was kind enough to make the trek from Jersey to talk raiding your dad's closet, settling back into your 17-year-old self uniform, his infamous role as the final guest of the previous podcast endeavor that shall not be named, hiring your customers, making friends on Nike SB forums, no longer being the hot new kid on the block, location scouting the new 18 East LA store, how a broken gate made him hit rock bottom, big things coming soon with Vans, collabs that almost were, the anxiety and stress of running a small business, a brief history of dunking on commenters, the love of craft, his favorite brands and IG follows, personal style sweet spots, regrettable Ralph Lauren Rugby style and prep psyops, a pure unabashed hatred of mustaches, the best cheesesteak in Philly, high fashion skate posers, what a proud Italian American thinks of gabagoolcore, he/them indie sleaze mfs coming for the ramp tramp crown and much more on this passionate and pro episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

But oh those summer nights. This week, Jimmy and Larry are getting together for some gracious and sincere thank yous, Los Angeles' boy genius, a bi-yearly Nepenthes sample sale review, debating once and for all whether or not The Talented Mr. Ripley is really The Talented Mr. Dripley, is TikTok actually ruining our favorite bars and restaurants, taking a long hard look at the iconic Fanelli Cafe, how much could a BLT actually cost, all the drama surrounding the Horses accusations gossip and, more importantly, what it teaches us about media Twitter, eulogizing the best days spent on the timeline, then James and Lawrence finally get into a litany of personal takes in an exhaustive spring summer jawnz state of the union and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.