Throwing Fits

We’d rather lose money than look stupid. This week, it’s a Jimmy and Larry combination on the delayed gratification of seasonally transitional footwear, how baseball jerseys are playing a major part in the future (i.e. the past) of hip-hop fashion, Saville Row whispers, getting electrocuted inside of a trash can, going to a concert with your boy vs. going to a concert with your girl, zoomers giveth (beer) and zoomers taketh away (Poland), coming in second in the name-dropping olympics, rating Lawrence’s rap hands, the science of how bra sizing actually works, what the hell is going on with bootleg merch, how bad is Utopia really, just when you think you’re out Rozay pulls you back in, ALD makes The NYT, Clint419 and Corteiz ruling the world, James disrespects a WWII veteran in the movie theater, breaking your puppy using a military schedule, where Oppenheimer ranks in Christopher Nolan’s filmography and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with The Dare, we’re fucking around with bowties, Tucker Carlson intros, Trump rallies and Q freaks, rock ’n’ roll perks, Murray Hill DJ residencies, head-to-toe Gap, dinky ass airplane headphones, all your DMs leaking, Jack Harlow features vs. Jack Antonoff executive production, Sam Hine, shrinking a foot and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On this week’s interview with musical artist The Dare, the boys are rocking out. The Dare aka Harrison Patrick Smith showed up late as hell to jam out on wildly embarrassing bike accidents, living in a suited prison of his own design, getting your one tie back from a fan with grubby fingers, whether or not he’s a sneaker influencer, his time spent in the vintage trenches, the massive responsibility of pushing the culture forward as the reluctant face of Indie Sleaze, his Mount Rushmore of NYC bands, how it was meeting James Murphy amidst all the LCD Soundsystem comparisons, the dizzying highs and terrifying lows of being wined and dined by major label A&Rs, how to blow your signing bonus, getting roasted as a substitute teacher in Brownsville, his extremely hairy ass, all our favorite lines from Pitchfork’s glowing 5.8 review of his debut The Sex EP, Q freaks vs. Music Twitter, insane death threats from even more insane people, the direction he plans on taking his music, does he have barz, your friends smashing to your music, yes more parties in LA, a quick game of Truth or Dare with The Dare, chilling with the god Hedi Slimane, the freakiest shit that’s gone down at his must hit Freakquencies party, tips for finessing the list and securing DJ requests, just how spicy are his DMs now that he’s clouted, the redacted best worst first date odyssey he can’t really talk about, groupie runoff and much more on this sexy and sleazy episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Uh-huh, you know what it is, Jim and Larry (x4). This week, the boys have survived market to tell all, have their quarterly emotional check-in, is a rapper cloning your footwear good or bad for your personal style, new money Lawrence regales an equally pathetic and pissed off shirt tale, reviewing the Drake tour ahead of hopefully running it back later this week, breaking down a Philipp Plein in-store event by the numbers before playing a PP-fied game of The Price Is Right, James takes a solo drive and checks out the audio erotica podcast community, finally getting locked in with your boy despite his commitment to the bit, a night of badges vs. lenses, drinking floor model beers, the genius of Mr. Claw, storm chasing cheeks in the Garment District, the worst picture ever taken finally gets a literal shot at redemption, do Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum deliver in person, fielding an army of child soldiers for a Nike soccer tourney, old men yell at beer pong, reviewing TF’s latest brand community activation live show game tape and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with with Raven Smith, we’re fucking around with giving up writing or sex for a year, hanging out with straight men vs. being dressed by them, never eating at his favorite restaurant St. JOHN ever again, washing dishes, good fits paired with terrible footwear vs. terrible fits paired with good footwear, cleaning your legs, white people food, Sarah Jessica Parker, shrinking a foot and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On this week’s interview with Vogue columnist and author of the new book, Raven Smith’s Men, Raven Smith, the boys are finally amplifying male voices. Raven was in town and beat the heat to come to Brooklyn to dish on his Adidas secret weapon, a galaxy brain theory on gold, being rich enough to look like you’re rich without actually being rich, blowing book advances fast, how he met his husband, a NYC gay bar tourism review, the GOAT and WOAT men in his life, pretending to bust in your pants at the beach to get out of a hookup, not reading your ex’s book, but your husband also not reading yours, why dancers are the biggest bummer, how the Brits invented banter, the let’s swim back in mentality, dogging vs. seagulling, the man he was and the man he’s become, the fool’s errand of trying to predict the future of masculinity, Ken doll gays as walking erections, growing up with a bodybuilder dad, addressing the complaints of his straight girlfriends, his friend Lena Dunham, the paradox of contemporary dating, why everyone wants to fuck artists, McKibben Lofts PTSD, checking in on the Bode Boys, skinny jeans giving you health problems, how to handle a petition to get you fired, weighing in on the Jonah Hill drama, the gift and the curse of memes and what it takes for him to delete one, a permanent out of office hack, the perfect night out in jolly ol’ London Town, his cameo in Fergie’s London Bridge video and his acting on Industry aspirations, when smoking a spliff while being old enough to have sex with a woman, but not old enough to have sex with a man goes wrong, beefing with your neighbor over flow team jawnz and much more on this merry and masculine episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Bump this shit in your vinty Bronski. This week, Jimmy and Larry are podding back to back on a statement accessories state of the union, why vintage Ford Broncos are really grinding our gears, people apparently having a lot of opinions on pizza, bonding with your parents over pickleball, defending your mom’s honor, checking in on Woodbury Common Premium Outlets, how much does a Big Mac really cost, how to order at Jersey Mike’s, paying for tennis camp as an adult vs. attending camp as a child like a good Jewish boy, Sporty & Rich’s SoHo coronation and some thoughts on friend of the show Emily Oberg’s 10 year rise, the Indiana Jones franchise, is raising a puppy harder than raising a child, the worst kind of people buying the worst kind of dogs, losing enough weight to consider becoming a mustache guy, shaving your legs as a man and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with with Scarr Pimentel, we’re fucking around with pepperoni nipples vs. nipple pepperonis, speaking in an offensive Italian accent or never eating Italian again, pizza vs. sex, Yellow Tail chardonnay, Little Caesars, The Domino's Pizza Tracker, Kith, dressing like the manager of a Long Island Sbarro, 2003 pushing a Toyota Corolla, Papa John, shrinking a foot and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On this week’s interview with Scarr’s Pizza founder and owner Scarr Pimentel, the boys sit down for a pizza party. Scarr was kind enough to host us in the new shop at 35 Orchard Street to talk whether or not he’s got the best slice in NYC, what other slices he’s messing with, should you call it cheese or plain, whether or not pineapple on pizza is a crime, the Japanese perfecting the art of pizza just like everything else, the longest he’s ever gone between slices, new menu additions, sushi plans for his old place, the Dave Portnoy effect or lack thereof, never reading Yelp reviews, eliminating lines, still being underrated despite just being named the 72nd best restaurant in the city by The New York Times, pioneering the natty wine and pizza game, dealing with biters, his drink of the summer candidate, seeing his Nike collab go crazy at auction, collabs vs. food merch, the gentrification of streetwear, not claiming Dimes Square, hypothetical mayoral decrees and Knicks offseason moves, people finding love in his restaurant, pizza red flags, copping his dream whip, Fat Joe pulling a gun on you and much more on this deadass delicious episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

We’re so back. This week, Jimmy and Larry are reeling from vacation and James’ birthday to talk Oakley mules chicken or the egg flow, a new perfect pair of trouser emerges, Italian pervert pleats, a brief history of slouch socks, Amadeus (1984) as a master class in hating and Mozart the cooze hound, beefing with your dry cleaner, Spanto forever, the launch of Threads and what it could all mean for Twitter’s future and Zuck vs. Elon, shining a spotlight on social media hang ups, media brands as forever losers, vacation moments of euphoria, including but not limited to: getting the urchin twerkin’, horny wives watching Bridgerton, Italian style driving and turbo Scottish beer hitting back, Peroni hitting diffy in the motherland for a change, vertical pours, top 3 meals, nonna whipping work in pajamas, Antonio Ciongoli’s cousin’s best in class pizza, horse meat, dining in a damn cave, who knew rabbit slaps and much more before finally doing a dramatic reading of the 15 best worst entries from Drake’s new poetry book Titles Ruin Everything. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.