Throwing Fits

We don’t diss them, we dismiss them. This week, Jimmy and Larry are shilling their last Pod Shorts drop of the summer before diving into being erased from the wife pleaser discourse, $75 grails, Dave Portnoy’s Barstool reacquisition after being dumped by Penn Entertainment in favor of ESPN, a dramatic reading of our latest correspondence with our old boss Stool Presidente himself, Hard Knocks, the rise and fall of Johnny Football, America’s love of swaggy white boys and the most criminally overlooked worst-dressed celeb of all time, Lil Tay—whoever that is—is alive and well—whatever that means, catching the itch to fake your own death, the sometimes beautiful but often wrought Black and Asian cultural exchange, the GOAT Asian rapper debate to end all GOAT Asian rapper debates, Lawrence finds himself in another unfortunate slur death spiral however on the plus side he gets to talk about director William Friedkin’s legacy a bit, Tory Lanez’s sentencing and praying for umbrellas everywhere, the entire world witnessing James go bald and more grooming (of the follicle variety!) filter swerves, Tommy Ton takes us on a stroll down street style memory lane, asking if the GD MF Boyz are looking and dressing better than ever before shit gets deep as hell, the two ways podding with musical superstars can go in honor of tomorrow’s all-time ep and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

Welcome to another semi-regular episode with friends both new and old, codename: Friday Fiasco. This Week, Jimmy and Larry are coming to you live with C.P. Company president Lorenzo Osti, hitting the stage at the brand’s recent New York Goggle Jacket exhibition, to talk everything from attempting to explain what Olive Garden is to the best piece of advice his father, the legendary Massimo Osti, ever gave him. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Emily Oberg, we’re fucking around with giving up tennis or giving up enemas, not having WiFi, exclusively eating fast food, smoking a cigarette a day, face tattoos, being sporty & broke vs. lazy & rich, getting jacked, never going to Europe ever again, laying off your entire company, whipping a piece of shit hoopty and using a plastic bag as a purse, Gwyneth Paltrow, growing a foot and more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On this week’s interview with Sporty & Rich’s Emily Oberg, she’s back! Emily let us convince her to take some much-needed time off from running her 30 million dollar business and make her glorious return to the show to giggle about getting robbed by the most tasteful burglar in Los Angeles and how he eventually got caught, her Complex days interviewing virgins waiting on line for Supreme and auditioning for the gig, her new SoHo flagship coronation moment, who exactly is the S&R customer and if guys can wear it to get laid, the difference between enemas and colonics, medical quackery, whether or not she’s actually good at tennis, her broke and laziest behavior, always having to be on as the face of her brand and social media burnout, a sweet tooth haver’s Mount Rushmore of desserts, Gwyneth Paltrow’s blueprint and all the Gen Z Goop comparisons, getting ripped off by big brands vs. getting ripped off by fellow influencers, the amount of hate she wouldn’t be getting if she was a man, what she learned during her time in the Kith trenches, the most successful moodboarders of all time, the highs and lows of a press run, bottomless G-Wagen money pits, attempted cancellations and criticisms that truly sting, what she looks for in a man and much more on this giddy and girlbossed up episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

We shall pod eternal, shiny and chrome. This week, Jimmy and Larry are reporting live from the zeitgeist on elf Shox, the United States women's national soccer team blowing it for women everywhere, cans making their fit check debut somewhere between two weeks and four years too late depending on who you ask, getting finessed at B&H, Lawrence finally gets some acknowledgement from the press, James meets the GOAT Roger Federer, an eternal struggle with the Purple Mafia, #FreeLizzo, everyone wants rockstars until they start doing rockstar shit, the unbeatable high of calling out glaring hypocrisy, inherited trauma, a brief history of kettle chips, the politics of streamer riots, taking a page out of the rapper playbook, where we fall on the grower or shower spectrum, PS5 supply vs. PS5 demand, Japan’s long game retribution for WW2, unlocking a pretty solid Nate Diaz impression, podcast boxing promotion, Alabama’s waterfront race war and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with Franklin Jonas, we’re fucking around with giant ‘roni nipples, shitting your pants on stage every night, live-streaming therapy, leaking your family group chat, publicly battling a crippling cocaine addiction, living in Hoboken, only being able to listen to Disney music vs. only being able to eat food from Disney World, Barbs, Swifties, a special edition Freaky Friday with all his brothers, shrinking a foot and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

This week’s interview with musical artist and host Franklin Jonas ain’t no bonus. Franklin was kind enough to wear an entire rat mascot costume to a Brooklyn firing squad on his Wiki Feet score, stretchy nipples, getting his Rollie finessed in Ibiza, his unbridled commitment to the rat suit bit, not crossing the picket line to throw Tom Hanks under the bus, losing your mind over just being in the same room as A$AP Ferg, another week of Yung Lean being the source, going funcle mode with this undisclosed number of nieces and nephews, whether or not he will publicly declare himself the lowkey coolest JoBro, the Bonus Jonas chip on your shoulder to purposely ending your shows on a depressing ass note pipeline, making music in NYC vs. LA, cocaine capping, becoming a Jack Daniel’s man, his vape of choice, Disney Channel kids blossoming into Disney adults, comic book nerdom, fake rumors about his family and learning about his brother Joe shitting his pants on stage in real time, what’s the Jonas family group chat hitting for, his very famous and very cool sister-in-laws, Swiftie love, hitting rock-bottom by using his last name in a pathetic attempt to get laid in college, his boss Diplo, what the hell Pizza Slime actually is, pulling up to the red carpet with the god Hayao Miyazaki, inventing a new love language with wifey and much more on this mature and magical episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

We’d rather lose money than look stupid. This week, it’s a Jimmy and Larry combination on the delayed gratification of seasonally transitional footwear, how baseball jerseys are playing a major part in the future (i.e. the past) of hip-hop fashion, Saville Row whispers, getting electrocuted inside of a trash can, going to a concert with your boy vs. going to a concert with your girl, zoomers giveth (beer) and zoomers taketh away (Poland), coming in second in the name-dropping olympics, rating Lawrence’s rap hands, the science of how bra sizing actually works, what the hell is going on with bootleg merch, how bad is Utopia really, just when you think you’re out Rozay pulls you back in, ALD makes The NYT, Clint419 and Corteiz ruling the world, James disrespects a WWII veteran in the movie theater, breaking your puppy using a military schedule, where Oppenheimer ranks in Christopher Nolan’s filmography and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On our new weekly lightning round mini ep with The Dare, we’re fucking around with bowties, Tucker Carlson intros, Trump rallies and Q freaks, rock ’n’ roll perks, Murray Hill DJ residencies, head-to-toe Gap, dinky ass airplane headphones, all your DMs leaking, Jack Harlow features vs. Jack Antonoff executive production, Sam Hine, shrinking a foot and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

On this week’s interview with musical artist The Dare, the boys are rocking out. The Dare aka Harrison Patrick Smith showed up late as hell to jam out on wildly embarrassing bike accidents, living in a suited prison of his own design, getting your one tie back from a fan with grubby fingers, whether or not he’s a sneaker influencer, his time spent in the vintage trenches, the massive responsibility of pushing the culture forward as the reluctant face of Indie Sleaze, his Mount Rushmore of NYC bands, how it was meeting James Murphy amidst all the LCD Soundsystem comparisons, the dizzying highs and terrifying lows of being wined and dined by major label A&Rs, how to blow your signing bonus, getting roasted as a substitute teacher in Brownsville, his extremely hairy ass, all our favorite lines from Pitchfork’s glowing 5.8 review of his debut The Sex EP, Q freaks vs. Music Twitter, insane death threats from even more insane people, the direction he plans on taking his music, does he have barz, your friends smashing to your music, yes more parties in LA, a quick game of Truth or Dare with The Dare, chilling with the god Hedi Slimane, the freakiest shit that’s gone down at his must hit Freakquencies party, tips for finessing the list and securing DJ requests, just how spicy are his DMs now that he’s clouted, the redacted best worst first date odyssey he can’t really talk about, groupie runoff and much more on this sexy and sleazy episode of The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.