Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Tom and Julie investigate the politics of McDonaldland and recast Magnolia with cats and dogs. Plus they give The Business to anti-masker Yakov Smirnoff and watch the Insane Clown Posse guest on Chris Hansen's quarantine talk show. And they review listener cartoons and finally reveal the limerick that Garrison Keillor sent to Prairie Home Companion cruise ticket holders in lieu of a refund.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Basement Tapes, B-Sides, Deep Cuts... Whatever you want to call them, we've got them this week on Double Threat as we crack open the vault for some unreleased clips from the pre-quarantine recordings so that Tom and Julie can take a week off. Including a Podcast Rescue for Alec Baldwin's Here's The Thing (with guest James Caan) and an early rendition of The Business featuring Justin Bieber going full prankster on The Ellen Degeneres Show. Plus Trent Reznor, Charles Manson, scientology stand up, clowns, barrels, and more.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie give The Business to country music superstar Garth Brooks and dream about breaking into the Criterion Closet. Plus more Munsters talk, terrifying push notifications from the Citizen app, cat songs vs dog songs, Anthony Perkins, Knives Out impressions, Nick Cannon, Human Five Guys, Charles Manson and more! And Tom and Julie update their dream guest wishlist!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie recap the Summer's best movie-- SCOOB!-- even though they failed to secure an official sponsorship deal for the podcast. They also give the business to the Summer's worst movie-- MONEY PLANE!-- starring wrestler Edge and chair/wall enthusiast Kelsey Grammer. And most importantly, Tom and Julie debut their American Pie parody song "Banana Cream Pie," with lyrics provided by YOU, THE LISTENERS! Plus movie rats, punch fights, Harvard culture, David Berman Munster, the golden age of TV writing, and Zappa's Greatest Hits.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comVIEW THE FULL ANNOTATED LYRICS OF "BANANA CREAM PIE":https://genius.com/Double-threat-banana-cream-pie-lyricsFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie dig through Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book to find a new signature impression for Anthony Atamanuik (The President Show) now that he has officially retired his Donald Trump impression. Plus Tom and Julie give The Business to Garrison Keillor (again). And an appearance from the "It's Raining Men Know-It-All Guy," thoughts on fairs, the best way to eat cake with a spoon, Tom's big Hamilton number, and some really cool ideas for America's Far Right, including a banned statue museum and a streaming service exclusively for cancelled entertainment.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie give the Business to YOU!, Sammy Hagar (again), Pete Holmes, a chess set, and G.I. Joe PSAs. Plus a very important correction from the Forever Dog Legal Department. And Scream N95 masks, fun times in the voiceover booth, Munsters recaps, why Pixar movies aren't for kids (or for anybody really), why Wes Anderson is a cat and Quentin Tarantino is a dog, the truth behind the Sonic Guys, and so much more.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie review a list of animals that spray and give The Business to Animal Crossing. Plus updates on the Merry Melodies end credits controversy and Bernie Goetz's squirrels. Everybody Loves Raymond impressions, David Berkowitz's cat, Don Imus vs Primus, Brett Michaels at the Tonys, Yosemite Sam's colonoscopy, Morgan Spurlock, the Bombardier Beetle, Dawson's 50 Load Weekend, Opiate & Anthony, Covid O'Brien, and the last time Tom wore a hat.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cole Escola joins Tom and Julie to talk getting kicked off Twitter for impersonating NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio and to review all 85 winners of the Academy Award for Best Original Song. Plus "Pizzalover" by Eric Smooth. Julie's Crank Yankers audition. Dom DeLuise orders a Sub. Bernard Goetz and his squirrels. The Sliwa Dance. James Woods tweets. Undecided voters. Pillsbury Doughboy ACAB. And PLEASE weigh in on the question that is tearing Double Threat apart... What the hell is that sequence of concentric circles in the Looney Tunes end credits? Is it the inside of a carrot???LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Woody Allen was on Alec Baldwin's podcast this week. Tom and Julie give it the Business. Plus Dennissance redux, walking out of Iron Man, Julie's most irresistible impressions, the Men in Black Players, why Zeppo Marx sucks, and Metallica lyrics.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie perform a Podcast Rescue on Dennis Quaid's "The Dennissance" and give the Business to Papa John (again) and Elon Musk on Jay Leno's Garage. Plus a vintage clip of Double Threat circa 2007. Woody Allen's favorite Batman villains. Cocaine and other white things that Martin Scorsese likes. Soon-Yi and Mavis Leno. Adults who wear Looney Tunes merchandise. Nerds Big Chewy Nerds. And more Danny DeVito talk.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.