Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

EDDIE MUNSTER ON DOUBLE THREAT! Tom and Julie celebrate Halloween with Butch Patrick (The Munsters, Lidsville) in the 1st Annual Double Threat Spookoween Spooktacular! And in a SHOCKING twist, there is LESS Halloween stuff in this episode than in a normal Double Threat episode! SPOOKY! Tom and Julie talk podcast pornography, Porno Brett, The Pornax, McDonalds bonding with Facebook on Twitter, Dentist Seuss, Filet-o-Fish pricing, Cindy Adams, egg what ifs, and more! Plus Tom and Julie give the Business to Monster Mash sequels The Monster Swim and Climate Mash; they audition to host the Evian/Avian/AVN awards; Frankenstein visits the Playboy Mansion; and Brett pulls a prank that undoes all the good will he earned by booking Butch Patrick!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusFOLLOW BUTCH PATRICK:https://munsters.comhttps://twitter.com/bpmunsterLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*Double Brett (two Brett silhouettes, one with goatee, one without)*The Pornax (the Lorax with a goatee)*Albany Keith's (using the Jersey Mike's logo)*The Cryptkeeper dressed as Keith Raniere in Volleyball Gear*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy*"BRETT?"*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"*Tom on Barkley the Horse*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Garrison Keillor, Keith Raniere, The Cryptkeeper, and more on this episode of Double Threat! Tom and Julie give The Business to disgraced radio host Garrison Keillor, who wants all his Facebook followers to know that he's sick and tired of the culture war! Plus a reading from The Lake Wobegon Virus and some new developments in the Prairie Home Companion Cruise Cancellation Investigation! Your submissions for the Awkward Exposition poll! Tales from the Crypt's Cryptkeeper! NXIVM's Keith Raniere! And All That Jazz, Jersey Mike's, smoking in the shower, Bill Barr on SNL, TikTok Toe, and the League of Scumbags!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*Garrison Keillor & The Cryptkeeper Re-Enacting the Sex Scene from The Lake Wobegon Virus*Albany Keith's (using the Jersey Mike's logo)*The Cryptkeeper dressed as Keith Raniere in Volleyball Gear*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy*Quarantine Mask that says "Put your fingers under my mask… If you like getting chomped!"*Quarantine Mask that says "You may not know it but I’m eating a Milky Way under this b*tch!" (using the official Milky Way logo)*"BRETT?"*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"*Tom on Barkley the Horse*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie give The Business to Fatman and Rifkin's Festival and they honor the latest scientific discovery in the field of funny voices - this time, a BBC scientist and her assistant reveal what Neanderthals REALLY sounded like - and it's NOTHING like Tim Allen! Plus Tom and Julie have a few bones to pick with the flour industry and dictate three complaint emails to Hecker's Flour. Tom pitches a Taxi Driver sequel called Uber Driver! Tom and Julie's definitive ranking of the kids from Charlie and Charlie Factory! Julie's wisdom tooth horror story - she had to listen to Sgt. Pepper on shuffle! Tom' story of Barkley the horse! And more!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy*Quarantine Mask that says "Put your fingers under my mask… If you like getting chomped!"*Quarantine Mask that says "You may not know it but I’m eating a Milky Way under this b*tch!" (using the official Milky Way logo)*"BRETT?"*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"*Tom on Barkley the Horse*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The great Patton Oswalt joins Tom & Julie to discuss the best director cameos and director acting performances of all time - including Sydney Pollack, Martin Scorsese, Werner Herzog, Frank Oz, and other white guys! Patton also brings his own clip - the 1967 MLB All-Stars vs Celebrities baseball game - watch along with us as baseball legends Willie Mays, Roberto Clemente, and Don Drysdale are forced to compete against Woody Allen, John Cassavetes, and Peter Falk for a national television audience! And Jerry Lewis is the announcer! Plus The Reverend Horton Heat and Brett's humiliating Hortontine debacle! And Tom announces that, with your help, Double Threat will set the record for podcast merch - more shirts than episodes!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusLISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusTHIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:*What are the worst examples of exposition in movie history?MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:*"Stay Back! I'm in Hortontine" in the style of The Reverend Horton Heat*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"*Quarantine Mask that says "You probably don't know it but I'm eating a Milky Way under this b*tch" (using the official Milky Way logo)*Team Journey*Team Destination*Quarantine Mask that says "Mavis Is Essential" (as in Mavis Leno)*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!SEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie plan their escape to Popeye Village (an actual theme park in Malta!) and give The Business to Dennis Quaid (again), Drew Barrymore, and Vin Diesel! Plus a pitch for a new daytime talk show hosted by six dogs and a chef called THE MUTTS! Julie starts prepping for what's sure to be a memorable Halloween 2020 - Costume ideas! Are plastic toys better than candy? Tom's trick-or-treating strategies! A ranking of hellscape scenarios! Remember Symphony bars? Also thoughts on Valerie Solanas, naked vs nude, Mae West, baby facts, Cracker Barrel, and the theatrical trailer for the 2004 film In Good Company!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The wonderful Larry Wilmore joins Tom and Julie to listen to Alan Dershowitz's podcast and talk about The Magic Castle, the Marx Brothers, Michigan J. Frog, Ben Shapiro's cowboy hat, and Larry's brand new Friday night show on Peacock... WILMORE! PLUS some of the greatest listener submissions in the history of podcasting - the bird calls that most closely resemble Terry Gilliam's laugh (!) and creative uses for Tom's paper towel dispenser sound effect (!!) ALSO Rosh Hashanah vs Ross Sha Na Na, robot podcasters, Name Your Uncles, Gotye, the guy who remakes silent films and recreates The Apple Store in his mom's basement, and Julie's edgy reboot of The Muppets.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusSEND SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie welcome Hollywood power couple Rian Johnson (Knives Out) and Karina Longworth (You Must Remember This) and Tom plays them a recording he made of a paper towel dispenser in the bathroom of an IHOP. Plus they all go head to head in your favorite podcast gameshow, "A Horse in the Race: It's Fun Times in 2020 and Who Knows their Person Better?" Also Julie's impressions, Terry Gilliam's laugh, H.R. Puffenstuff Giger, Christoph Waltz champagne emotions, and the world premiere of our listener submitted radio play, DOUBLE THREANET!LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusSEND ALL SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie rock and roll through the best clips of the week, including The Three Stooges on vinyl; the voice of the pharaoh; the end of SICO (the Rocky IV robot); a Republican vocal SFX expert; and David "Balloon Boy" Blaine. Plus bird talk - Julie saw a cardinal in Central Park! That birdwatching movie with Steve Martin and Jack Black and Owen Wilson! How big of a donation would it take to get a bird enrolled at Harvard? And other stuff - Penn & Teller red flags; stew vs bracelets (thanks, Adam Carolla!); Thewlis (the sequel to Clueless); Jane Austen Powers ("Do I make you bored, baby?"); Madness; and 5 Signs You're a Bad Friend. Also hey, Jared Kushner, why aren't you doing silent movies???LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusSEND ALL SUBMISSIONS TO:DoubleThreatPod@gmail.comDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom and Julie welcome actress and transgender activist Shakina Nayfack (Difficult People, Connecting) for a scene-by-scene analysis of the Netflix documentary Tread and the 1985 adventure comedy Pee-wee's Big Adventure. Listener submissions for the John Zorn Kars4Kids song challenge. And Action Park, Charles Manson biographies, The Three Stooges, OnlyFans, and unwashed carrots.LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS:http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plusDOUBLE THREAT MERCH:https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threatSEND CLIPS AND SUBMISSIONS TO:doublethreatpod@gmail.comFOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT:https://twitter.com/doublethreatpodhttps://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpodDOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST:https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threatTheme song by Mike KrolArtwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.