Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk Chris had the best tuna melt of his life, weight loss problems, Sal and Chris do some calorie calculations, SNOW DAYS are BRUTES, TruTV told Chris to lose weight for his pilot, Chris teaches Sal a trick on how to order fast food without looking like a fatty, Chris shaved his eyebrows off by accident, snow day stories, snow days are the Super Bowl for kids, Chris is in the hall of fame at his college, Sal was on a basketball team that lost a game 44 to 0, shout out Yolanda Vega, when Sal was a kid he threw a rock at a girl for not giving him a cookie, soda road rage, birds pooping on you, walking on hot coals, how long does it take to count to a million?, the babes find a world record they were born to destory! THE BABES RUN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!!! YAASSSSS! HEY BABE! Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk Chris has Turophobia aka a fear of cheese, boys announce our flavor of peanut butter is coming to Saratoga Peanut Butter soon, Chris doesn’t know cheese at all, the babes talk Super Bowl and Tom Brady, Tom Brady is the oldest player in NFL, Sal has a crazy story about Aaron Rodgers, The rapper Drake DM’d chris by accident thinking he was Chris Delia, Chris got booked on a hell gig and they meant to book Chris Delia, the babes have their balls blown off by a story, Sal trolls Chris’ dad, Joe Exotic vs Dog the bounty hunter, a quick history of siegfried & Roy, Chris’ lawyer is the guy from the goonies, people can now verify their house, Sal has a bad snack, do you cut mold off food and eat around it?, crazy weird facts about women during pregnancy, chris has a WILD story about his first born, what is mold, chris hurts his finger in england, Sal curses guys GET OVER IT!, Shout out Edie Falco and Kathrine Narducci, the babes try to figure out what’s going on with Game Stop, The time Chris got Paula Abdul’s number, Impractical Jokers is back!, Chris announces that he has a new series coming to TruTv. Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk Sal wearing chef socks, ALCOHOL TALK, SAL BRINGS IN HIS DEAD FISH AND THINGS GET WEIRD, Chris calls his mom while she's in Church, Chris is going to be in tattoo magazine?, Chris has awful tattoos, is it tubberware or tupperware? History of the tupperware, a WILD accident happened on Chris’ block in bay ridge, Chris daughter flushed her toys down the toilet, Chris’ toilets on the fritz, As a child Chris would sometimes sh*t in garbage cans……., We get a good look into the world of a young Chrissy D, Peeing in the sink saves water, how much poop does a human make over it’s life time?, bathroom habits with the babes, Who showers without locking the door?, scrub daddy best thing to ever come from shark tank, the guys show off some new art from one of our amazing fans!, aliens are coming to earth!, are we aliens?, space laws, video games are getting insane, Sal faces his fish after 14 years! Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk Finding a new barber, haircut stress, dealing with the new social norms of the world post covid, Sal straightens his beard hair, Chris loves Sal’s fishermen look he’s got going, Don’t judge a book but it’s cover, Some men are on the gay fence it’s just what it is, Sal and Chris are often seen in a gay light, Sal talks hair health and products, a third of your life is spent in your bed, Sal loves a good pillow, A GOOD MATTRESS IS KEY TO LIFE, a story of two babes in Cincinnati, Sal is a DEEP sleeper, Chris fart tests his underware, Sal and Chris share the same favorite underware brand, the babes are addicted to athleisure, Sal has a candle addiction, disconnecting from social media is hard, real life is so much nicer than social media, sleep apnea is brutes, covid testing stories, do you sneeze into your mask?, Sal can predict when his body is getting sick, The babes have weak immune systems, Sal took so much vitamin c he crystalized his own urine, Sal doesn’t pee often, Sals doctor cut him off vitamin c, seltzer can take the place of a water, kidney stones are insane, Chris has a colonoscopy story, Sal talks about a prostate exam punishment from Impractical Jokers, its weird to say the word crap, Chris has some drama go down while he was at Disney World with his daughter and mother, dating apps during a pandemic is a dangerous place, Sal learns the truth about strawberries, Pears are the Staten Island of fruits, Chris gets pulled over for running a red light......HEY BABE!  Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk what does shit brindle green mean wtf, Chris Aunt met her husband at the Bronx Zoo because a monkey throwing sh*t at him, could you hunt your own food?, lobster stories, Sal has a few goldfish stories, gold fish can recognize their owners, Sals goldfish was murdered, Sal has the corpse of his dead fish to this day!, fish are weird, freezer mishaps and planning a burial for Sals long dead fish, Chris tells some college stories, he does something unthinkable to a vending machine, SKE (sicket kid ever) was Chirssy's old nickname on his college basketball team, Chris does a dare for his teammate and it goes WRONG, Sal gets really scared during an Impractical Jokers bit where they lock him in the trunk of a rental car, being forced to fight on behalf of another person stinks, Chris’ girlfriend gets him into a fight, Sal almost gets jumped by like 20 people defending some lady, DE-nice who macs at the park gets sal into some sh*t, Chris tells a drive thru horror story, road rage is the worst, a truck driver attacked Chris as a child, Sal has a creepy moment during a car accident, BRAINSTORM VS GREEN NEEDLE YANNI VS LAURAL, BAD DATES, Sal has a bizarre first date story that ends with him being told off in email, Chris’ bad date throws herself out of a cab and sprints away with no explanation......HEY BABE Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk Sal hurt his neck, Chris is really into Homeland, Sex crimes at Rockefeller Center during Christmas are INSANE, are underwear called unmentionables?, spy cameras are getting too good, Shoutout to KFC for doing our bit, Sal gets into some road rage and beats up a guys car, Chris’ old boss has weird road rage and things get shitty, Chris’ GF told him that she would us poop senders as revenge if he screws up, Ends up poop senders is an amazing service and hopefully a new sponsor!, Who do you think we are sending poop to?, Homeland shows a vag wiping scene and it haunts Chris’ memory, subtitles or no subtitles?, 6 Pence None the Richer music talk, we talk culture club and how to make music, Chris breaks down what dancing does to the human brain, the guys will perform an original song at the first live show, theres only 1 song that will make Chris cry, theres 8 songs that will make Sal cry, shout out whitney houston YAS!, Chris refuses to wait on line but Sal doesnt mind a line, Sal goes to an Elton John concert and rumor is Sir Elton was pissing his pants the whole concert, if you could have one person singing voice who would it be? Chris goes Whitney Houston or Adele, Sal Aretha Franklin, who would you trade places with in history?, Sal asks Chris if he knows a song…. Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The podcast discusses topics such as the weird funeral industry, the polarization of politics in funerals, their strengths and weaknesses in education, a food fight fiasco at a restaurant, nicotine alternatives, and stand-up comedy. They also reminisce about a beloved neighbor, Marty, and share various stories about weddings and their experiences in the service industry.

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! Are animals gay?, Top 10 gayest animals, Are dogs gay? Sal and Chris figure out if they would be BEARS in the homosexual community, The boys talk bad body hair, Letting your inner gay out is so much fun, Sal buys a bad outfit and unveils it on the show, Sal never takes tags off new clothes, Sals cousin used to steal from stores by buying and returning clothes, shoplifting stories, Sal talks about moments he couldn't control himself on Impractical Jokers shoots and then a few horror stories from going to Catholic schools. Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the Babes talk dealing with bad gifts from the holidays, Sal deals with gift card anxiety to G Star and Chris gets gifted Fubu from an aunt, buying irregular clothes for discounts, Chris has a bad shirtless body, Casting director tells Chris he has leading man face and best friend body, Boxing in Kentucky, Failed pilots and how the Impractical Jokers got made, Chris meeting his baby momma, 1 drink wont change your life, Sal bought his first mattress in 2010, Sal bought a bar before a mattress, driving while tired, Sal order a pizza and only ate the toppings, Sal kills a blind cat by accident, a bug interrupts the show, we find photos of Sal from Highschool, Chris accidentally killed his own dog when he was a boy, Chris’s fart sounds like theme song of Whats Happening, Chris’ friend murders his family dog at a house party, RIP Larry they didn't put him down right. Rate us on iTunes! Follow us on social media @HeyBabePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! This episode the BABES talk : Who has the uglier feet Sal or Chris, Chris’ Dad moves to Florida without telling him and his mom goes on trip to Paris alone without saying anything, Being born damaged, Chris has doctors on call doing bizarre things to him, 98 Degrees and the time Chris broke into Nick Lachey’s apartment, Chris went alone to Edinburgh Scotland, Sal has never seen Shrek or any Pixar movies, watching a movie for first time with your kid, how awesome newcastle England is, Jet Blue is DOPE and goes to London now, Chris pretends his step mother died so he could leave England early to see his kid, is it weird to bring masturbation up to priests during confession, how hard it is to become a priest, Sal sleeps with 6 pillows, priests can’t tell cops confessions or they get cancelled by the pope, is it possible to fart holes in underwear?, Chris keeps an audio diary of all his farts, and of course an episode of HEY BABE! Wouldn’t be complete without chatting about Saratoga peanut butter. Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Follow us! Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices