This week on The KOKO Show we unshackle ourselves from the world of high-end rugby guests to get down and dirty with the majestic temptress that is International Rugby. Prof and the boys peel back the layers on all of the big matches from the weekend, with special attention placed on the Wallabies' big win over the luckless Welsh. The crew give their in depth opinions and hard hitting analysis of Australia’s new era of rugby, as the men in gold successfully started the ‘Schmidting It In’ process with a gritty win in game one of their July Series.Plus, we unpack all of the big DAWG duels that certainly lived up to their hype, with South Africa downing a gallant Ireland, New Zealand edging out a persistent England and France beating the Argies with the blunt end of a baguette. With week one of global games coming to a close it was a dominant display by the teams from the Southern semicircle of the world, which led the lads to renaming this week's juicy dose of ‘Northern Hemisphere Losers’ in order to be more accurate. Also in the show, we dish up a classic case of ‘What’s Drewing’, Prof is the target of his first ‘Social Snitch’ and finally Adam ‘Pieman’ Ashley-Cooper goes for a three peat in the Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz.Last, but certainly not least, thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren the boys are literally wearing too many threads to count and boy do they look sexy in this week's installment of ‘Match Fit’. So put on your cork hats, firmly re-plug your double pluggers and throw on your going out footy shorts, because the bloody Wallabies are back in the winners circle and it is time to celebrate with your favourite ra ra ramblers.We present to you episode 24 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES 00:00 - Intros 06:04 - The boys weekend at the footy 06:47- Swoops Defender outing at the rugby 08:46 - WALLABIES v WALES review 10:52 - Swoop on the Wallabies positives18:38 - The boys talk about Joe Schmidt’s first game21:26 - Swoop on what being a coach is like 24:50 - What Wales has to do in game two to win27:34 - WALLAROOS V FIJIANA review30:08 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren 35:54 - Social plug, merch drops and live show info38:05 - Social Snitches39:57 - Northern Hemisphere Legends 41:08 - SOUTH AFRICA V IRELAND review43:45 - Gits praises Cheslin Kolbe52:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots 57:07 - ALL BLACKS V ENGLAND review01:06:01 - ARGENTINA V FRANCE review01:08:54 - Smaller international results 01:09:47 - What's Drewing?01:11:02 - The Four’N Twenty KOKO Quiz01:18:41 - Final Thoughts01:19:40 - Hugo singing ‘Waltzing Matilda’ to finish the show'Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week our extra content comes from you, our beautiful big brained brilliant fans. That is right we are debuting our new segment KOKO Kwestions where one of the boys answers viewer questions while Prof sits there and mocks them endlessly.Once again Swoop managed to duck and dive the extra work, so this week Prof sits down with Drew ‘no budget’ Mitchell and they filter through a few listener questions, covering topics from Biv’s Wallaby debut all the way through to how athletes can deal with anxiety and the stresses of playing professional sport.So sit down and keep quiet and who knows you might bloody learn something for once. It’s time for you to gnaw on the bonus morsel attached to our content bone, this is ‘KOKO Kwestions’.If you have any questions that you would like answered by one of these highly decorated neanderthals please send them through to our email: info@shtn.com.au or DM us on insta @kickoffskickons. And as always please continue to ‘Schmidt It In’.Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we have provided you with an absolute ball tearer of an episode as we transition into the beautiful oasis that is International Rugby. As we head into our 23rd week of life, the boys are joined by our favourite pint sized pioneer of quick ball and shit talk who is known for his skill, leadership and his beautiful top lip warmer. It is of course our number one Wallabies halfback born in a place named after a baked good, the one and only Mr Nic William White. With Nic in tow we submerge our souls deep down into the inner workings of Wallaby Camp, getting all the tea from our little mate as the Wallabies shape up to shatter the will of Wales.As aforementioned, the boys get stuck into the majestic galaxy that is test footy as we build up and break down all the big International series that will be pleasuring your eyes and ears in the coming months. There is of course a little taste of home for those in the top half of the globe with a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment. Plus, back by popular demand Mr DOGG gives you the Cape Town edition of ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ and at the end we get ‘quizzy with it’ thanks to our dear friends at Four’N Twenty.And I know what you are all thinking, where is the bloody ‘Match Fit’ segment? Well hold your Polo horses because with our headline sponsor at Polo Ralph Lauren the boys get real drippy this week with their fly and fresh fits. So sit back, relax and fix yourself a white wine shandy, as the KOKO Crew are about to make you randy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES 00:00 - Introducing the show 01:16 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug 01:46 - Four’N Twenty plug 02:48 - Introducing the boys 04:44 - Recap of the weekend 06:55 - Gift for Drew from the Pine Rivers Pumas08:09 - Git’s San Diego Legion recap09:50 - Introducing Nic White11:00 - Nic White talking about his scratched up face 12:57 - Nic White on the first Wallaby camp 15:26 - Nic White on the difference between Eddie and Joe 16:40 - Nic confirms that Joe wears his ‘Schmidt It In’ shirt22:59 - Nic White on playing at the Western Force 24:13 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Nic White edition 26:35 - Farewell to Nic White29:13 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren36:13 - Socials, website and live show plug 38:36 - Social Snitches42:04 - The Rugby Roundup segment - Wallabies v Wales chat 45:25 - Gits chats about How the coaching staff works together at camp46:55 - Swoop talks about how we must respect Wales 48:32 - Wallabies v Wales panel predictions 48:51 - South Africa v Ireland chat 53:36 - All Blacks v England chat 57:26 - Argentina v France chat59:54 - Fiji v Georgia, Portugal v Scotland and Romania v USA chat 01:01:32 - Gits on changing the arrangement of the anthems 01:02:58 - Wallaroos v Fijiana plug 01:04:00 - ‘What’s Drewing?’01:07:37 - ‘Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots’ - Cape Town edition 01:13:13 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Top 14 Final Toulouse v Bordeaux 01:17:24 - The KOKO Quiz - Brought to you by Four’N Twenty01:25:42 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren and Myer Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show we give you a double guest charcuterie board filled to the brim with Olympic sized treats. We are joined by the one woman wrecking crew who prefers flattening opponents than crossing the whitewash, she is known as the Narrabeen Knuckle Duster, but we just like to call her Miss Sariah Paki. On top of having one of the star players, we thought let's also get the gentleman that puts these gold medal gurus through their paces. He is the Russel Crowe of the Women’s Sevens set up and boy does he have a beautiful mind, it is the mercurial messenger, Mr Tim Walsh. With the KOKO torch lit and the ceremony over, Sariah and Tim dove deep into their Olympic preparations, discussed the sacrifices for success and illuminated the best path for their gold medal domination in Paris.   Plus, the boys most certainly jumped through all the Olympic rings to bring you your favourite KOKO segments including a full ‘Rugby Roundup’ where we breakdown the Blues v Chiefs final, we had a quick visit to Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’ to discuss Joe Schmidt’s first Wallaby Squad, as well as a little squizz at the winners and losers out of the All Blacks selection session. The boys then took a little jaunt North of the Equator to unpack all the footy action over the weekend which included England pounding Japan, the Springboks emasculating the Welsh, the Top 14 Semis and finally the URC Final.Just kick back in your comfy, stylish and durable threads from our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and let’s bloody manifest about living out our Olympic dream of being higher, faster and stronger together. So, all that is left to do is take your favourite Matt Giteau gummy, run to the fridge for snacks and hammer-curl a glass of crisp Savvy B, it’s time for another session of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.00:00 - Start of the show 00:33 - Polo Ralph Lauren Plug 01:07 - Show intro02:24 - The boys intros04:00 - Recap of the boy’s weekends 07:42 - ‘Match Fit’ segment brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren13:16 - Socials and website plug 14:22 - Daniel Ricciardo loves the KOKO merch15:21 - Social Snitches segment17:39 - Introducing Tim Walsh and Sariah Paki37:09 - Who are the Aussie Women's Sevens biggest rivals40:01 - Tim Walsh almost got Gits to play sevens41:51 - Bringing fifteens players into the sevens last minute45:09 - The KOKO Quiz 59:08 - Rugby Roundup Segment 59:18 - Super Rugby Final01:04:18 - What’s Drewing? - Discussing the Wallabies and All Blacks squads01:10:43 - Northern Hemisphere Legends01:29:02 - Top 14 Semi-Finals 01:33:53 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater and special KOKO ‘Beef10’ discount code01:38:49 - Thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren our headline sponsor01:39:33 - Signing off the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenGet yourself 10% off with the code 'Beef10' and also support the show!AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If you want more, you can have it. So this week’s extra content for you KOKO Show desperados is another little dose of ‘Prof’s Pick And Let’s Effing Go’.This week Prof has a chinwag with our punditry purist Drew Mitchell to breakdown the Aussie Super Rugby Teams performances in 2024. The pair get into the weeds about the strengths and weaknesses of each team in the tournament and areas where growth is needed for 2025.   In this segment we give you guys a comprehensive health check post the 2024 season and also how each of these teams may shape up heading into a new year.So please sit back and listen to every bloody word these buffoons say because they know their Aussie footy and they only deliver sage analysis. It’s time for Prof’s Pick And Let's Effing Go’. Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show, the lads go free solo on another ‘No Guest Nonsense’ episode. We felt it was time to once again serve up a raw and glam-free helping of footy, fun and complete fuck-wittery. With Mr Muscles Matt Giteau joining us from the Midwestern utopia that is Chicago we had to get straight to business, whilst still treating you to a full KOKO buffet and still ensuring that the ‘Imposing Imp’ was early to bed and well rested for his big game.Thanks to our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren, in partnership with MYER, the fellas are looking on fleek and are dripping with sumptuous style, for another installment of the always fashionable ‘Match Fit’. Plus, we give you a wall to wall ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment, breaking down what happened in the Super(b) Rugby Semi Finals, previewing the final between the Blues and the Chiefs, as well as a healthy dose of medicinal madness from Dr ‘What’s Drewing?’.However, the fun doesn't stop there as we keep chillin’ and grillin’ with our dear friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online, throwing a couple of grassfed ‘Super Sizzlers’ on the barbie for you all to enjoy. As you all know the boys threw together a ‘Halfway Wallabies XV’ mid-way through the season and now that all the Aussie teams are out and Schmidty has his silky hands all over his cattle, we thought it was pertinent to make it official with The KOKO Show’s ‘Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’.So throw in your earpods and crank up that sound cancellation, drown out life and just bask in the beauty that is ‘No Guest Nonsense’, then get on the Internet and buy some Polo Ralph Lauren garb and a bloody BeefEater, so we can keep making your Tuesday’s tangy. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Start of the show 00:50 - Fireball toast for our 21st show 01:33 - Intro of the show 03:32 - Matt Giteau update Chicago06:51 - Recap of weekend activities 15:39 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by Polo Ralph Lauren20:36 - Social plug 21:01 - Website and live show plug22:10 - Merch update 23:13 - ‘Social Snitches’ segment  26:06 - ‘Rugby Roundup’ segment39:53 - Super Sizzler Segment brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online48:27 - Say goodbye to Matt Giteau 49:51 - ‘The Full-Way Wallabies Starting XV’ segment 01:02:33 - ‘What’s Drewing?’ segment 01:08:49 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ segment  01:14:48 - The KOKO Quiz01:21:11 - Website plug01:22:19 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug01:22:54 - Social Plug01:24:38 - 21st birthday beer chug01:25:02 - Close of the show Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenGet yourself 10% off with this Beefeater code and also support the show!AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeaterEUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-usBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we deliver you an episode with a Royal seal of disapproval, full of finals footy, funny yarns and a sensational guest. As part of our NHL’s segment this week we bring you all the action from the Gallagher Premiership Final between the Saints and Bath, but to cap it off we bring you some serious style from the Emerald Isle. This guest is slick, quick and we are pretty sure has bever been called a dick. He can sing, he can dance and boy can he play footy, this fella is the definition of triple threat. So, please welcome the crack-up from Cork, the Baron of Blackrock and the madman from Munster, the one and only Mr Simon Zebo.In other news, the KOKO Crew dismantles the Super(b) Rugby Quarter Finals, whilst also preparing you for the Semis, we allow Biv to get a little bee out of his bonnet in ‘What's Drewing?’ and thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline we drop you cheeky devils some ‘Super Sizzler’ action in the Rugby Roundup.Finally and most importantly, we get the lads to spruce up, look fresh and get on the ‘Ab-Blaster 5000’ for another stylish yet svelte serving of ‘Match Fit’, brought to you by our headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren and in partnership with MYER.So sit up straight and suck in your core you lazy pricks, as we dish up a Royal inspired footy feast for your eyes and ears and trust us we SPARE no one. Ladies and Gents, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Start of the show 01:05 - Polo Ralph Lauren plug 01:40 - Introduce the show 03:33 - Introduce the boys 05:28 - The KOKO Show health check and San Diego Legion update 09:43 - Match Fit Segment 15:56 - Social plug 16:51 - New website plug and update18:16 - Social Snitches 25:35 - Rugby Roundup Segment39:49 - What's Drewing?41:42 - Super(b) Rugby semi-finals preview45:22 - ‘Super Sizzler’ brought to you by BeefEater and AppliancesOnline50:39 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Gallagher Premiership Final54:42 - ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ - Simon Zebo introduction 57:44 - Simon Zebo on his retirement59:32 - Simon Zebo on the Irish tax system 01:00:49 - Who got Zebo on the show?01:01:38 - Could Zebo come out of retirement and Gits’ COSMO questions01:04:24 - Zebo on the South Africa v Ireland debate01:06:07 - Simon Zebo on Joe Schmidt 01:07:47 - Zebo on playing in France01:09:24 - Zebo on Mack Hansen in Ireland01:10:43 - Zebo on the URC semi-finals 01:12:40 - Start one, bench one and drop one01:14:41 - The KOKO Quiz01:24:31 - Socials and new website plug01:25:32 - The KOKO Live Show and Polo Ralph Lauren plug01:26:29 - Close of the showBig thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's dose of extra KOKO content we crown the winner of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ competition.Four weeks ago the lads laid out their predictions of the final eight teams left in the Suber(b) Rugby Playoffs and now the results are in, and not unlike an episode of The Jerry Springer show two of the boys will be told “you are not the winner”.Through a myriad of complex algorithms and Mensa level math, our team of number crunching boffins have come to the conclusion there is only one daddy of the ‘Debate the Top Eight’ title.So sit on the edge of your futon, throw on your UGGs and chew your nails down to the quick, as we go through the results to crown The KOKO Champion.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show the lads bring you two legendary rugby guests, one from yesteryear and the other currently doing his thing in the world of footy. Our first guest that joined us live in the studio is a long streak of pelican you know what, one of the greatest Kiwi players of all time and for over ten years was a real pain in the Wallabies’ butts. He is the know-it-all from the North Island, New Zealand's lanky lineout lothario and he is the man that got bail after one too many an ale, it is the one and only Mr Ali Williams.It has always been this show's mission statement, what is better than one big bastard? That's right, two massive bastards.So, all the way from the Queensland Reds inner sanctum we bring you the Gunnedah Goliath, one half of the ‘Brisbane Bash Brothers’ and a man that has more try assists than hairs on his head, it is of course Mr Harry ‘the future’ Wilson.We know what you are thinking, what else can these pricks pack into one show? Alas, not only do we shower you with wagyu grade talent, we serve up a full Rugby Roundup, a smattering of news from north of the invisible line and we preview the Super(b) Rugby Quarter-Finals.Last, but certainly the most important, thanks to our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to us by MYER we get the lads and their sloppy rigs to hit the catwalk for another edition of our new and very dapper segment ‘Match Fit’.So sit back and relax, slip into your favourite preppy yet sporty fit, adorn your shoulders with a glorious knit and tune into KOKO as we talk footy and shit. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week The KOKO Show’s extra content comes in the form of a sit down interview between roommates.That's right all the way from San Diego we have a new little segment entitled ‘Bits with Gits'. Matt ‘Goitan’ Giteau sits down with Former English frontrower, emerging grime rapper and one of the Legion’s assistant coaches, Mr Alex Corbisiero.We know what you are thinking, what do a fly half and prop talk about when stuck in a studio together, just watch as we unearth the perfect odd couple. They chinwag about Corb’s career, his musical prowess, the art of scrummaging and there are some COSMO questions to round it out. So put up your hammock, kick off your flip flops and fix yourself a spicy marg, get ready for the first, but certainly not the last installment of ‘Bits with Gits’.Big thanks to Polo Ralph Lauren for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au/b/Polo%20Ralph%20LaurenBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE RIGHT NOW - www.budgysmuggler.com.au/thekokoshowMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us info@shtn.com.au. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.