Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast

What would you do if you had all the money you could ever dream of? If you answered "build an insane and impractical house made entirely of glass and then capture ghosts that represent the Black Zodiac and store them in the basement of said house," then boy, do we have a movie for you! This week we're finding as many things to discuss as possible that are not our movie of the week, the 2001 supernatural horror film "Thir13en Ghosts." Special topics for your consideration include: the undeniable acting chops of Antonio from "Wings" (the ever-delightful Tony Shaloub), our reluctance to do research for any reason, not really caring about your kids, a treatise in defense of Matthew Lillard, not even being able to smile convincingly, and we are also introducing a new and surprising sponsor to this week's show!Speaking of sponsors, please visit our friends Cryptocurium at cryptocurium.com to sign up for their monthly subscription box, the Parcel of Terror. You won't be sorry you did. Have you seen this movie? Are you angry we made you watch it? Good, then welcome to your own personal Year of Rage! We're glad we can provide you with the material you need. Let us know your thoughts at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

In this week's episode, we're discussing the 2007 Canadian-American horror anthology film "Trick 'r Treat." Special topics of consideration include: the most wonderful time of the year (Halloween, obviously) and all the joys that go along with it, such as homemade costumery and CANDY, a variety of comic book movies, whether or not Charlie Brown is actually an asshole, more child murders (so many child murders!!) and a little Tim Curry for you, because we love you and you deserve it. Did you like this movie? Tell us about it at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We'd love to hear from you. Speaking of, our sponsor for this week's episode would love to hear from you at cryptocurium.com when you sign up for their monthly subscription box, The Parcel of Terror. You won't regret it, trust us. Hey guys, thanks so much for your continued support of this podcast. You are all truly the best. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

In this week's episode, we get deep into some dream logic with the dream-like 1979 horror film "Phantasm." Special topics of conversation include: whether or not anyone can pull off Reggie Bannister's hair, being "Phantasm-good" at acting, trying out one's new peeper, the lack of work on the part of the folks who came up with the He-Man characters' names and asking a lot of questions that begin with "but why...?" If you're a new listener and you like what you hear, tell your friends! Please also tell us your thoughts on this movie, this episode, Jody's acting chops or whatever's on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Please also visit our sponsor, Cryptocurium, at cryptocurium.com to check out the Parcel of Terror, an amazing monthly mail subscription box full of cool stuff. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

In this episode (a temporary deviation from our Year of Rage campaign) we are joined by our friend Jason to discuss his favorite movie, the 1979 Ridley Scott scifi horror classic "Alien." Special topics for your consideration include: liking vs. disliking space as a concept, writing a new movie called "Star Beast", quadruplet cats, amazing practical effects, jerking it to breakfast, the best movie monsters ever created and Jason's "Alien" fanaticism. Let us know what you think about this movie, this episode, any other movie you'd like us to discuss or whatever else may be on your mind at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you guys! Please also check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com, where you can sign up for the monthly subscription box called the Parcel of Terror and have amazing horror paraphernalia delivered to your door and into your heart. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

This week we're continuing with 2016: The Year of Rage with a discussion of a #1 box office gold movie, the star-studded (?) ghost story "The Haunting" from 1999. Special topics for your consideration include: the haircut known as a "butt cut", this ridiculous script, more IRB issues with psychological studies, 1999 CGI: wet, the majesty of Shirley Jackson, being victorious or being Virginia Madsen, what the fuck Liam Neeson is doing in this movie and "Speed 2: Cruise Control." Special thanks to Richard Duggan at screenmonsters.com and the Chewing the Scenery podcast for the amazing t-shirts! If you like our podcast, check them out as well. Another special thanks to Cryptocurium for sponsoring this episode. Check out their Parcel of Terror at www.cryptocurium.com and sign up immediately or we assure you, you will regret it (because it's full of great stuff, not because we are going to come to your house and hurt you or anything. Probably.) You can find us on facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance and on Twitter @werebulance. Let us know what you think about this movie, the "Speed" franchise or really, whatever you want! We love to hear from you. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

Happy new year, EMTs! We hope you are going to have a wonderful 2016 and would like to kick it off with a recent found footage horror film, "The Taking of Deborah Logan" from 2014. In this episode, we discuss some very important issues such as what it actually takes to become a doctor, robo-tripping and accidental whip-its, elder abuse, being a snake person and what that actually means for you, deserving to watch someone's death, and telling a snake to go fuck itself. Thank you as always for listening! Have you seen this movie? What did you think of it? What do you think of the found footage genre in general? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, If you have a moment, a really killer gift you could give us would be rating/reviewing us on iTunes. It helps us reach more people and grow the podcast, and we're super appreciative of you taking the time. Please also check out the wares of our great sponsor, Cryptocurium and their Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com! Get this bad boy in your mailbox every month and you'll be glad you did.

You guys, 2015 was an amazing year. We had a great time doing this podcast and interacting with all of you and building our little Werewolf Ambulance community. That's why it's super weird that, conversely, we decided to cap off this wonderful year with one of the worst stinkers that has ever crossed our path: the 2003 supernatural horror film "Darkness Falls." Special topics for your consideration include: whether or not we are actually sorry for having you watch this movie, a review of our notes which primarily read "this is so dumb," saying people's names over and over and over, a little Kurt Russell sidebar, the phrase "tooth fairy super strong Duane 'the Rock' Johnson" and a long discussion of teeth, losing teeth and being compensated for losing teeth. Have you seen this one? Are you mad at us? Please say you're not mad at us. Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, please feel free to suggest movies for us to cover! We always love to hear from you. Please also give our sponsor cryptocurium.com some love by checking out the Parcel of Terror on their site. Happy new year, EMTs! May 2016 bring you way better movies than this one. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

GUYS, THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS EPISODE, DON'T LISTEN TO IT IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND YOU INTEND TO. Sure, we know, there's a "Star Wars" movie out right now, but there is also a movie about Santa's evil Eastern European counterpart who punishes those who have lost their Christmas spirit with brutal deaths. Since it's the happy happy holiday season, this week we're discussing the current-run Christmas-themed horror movie, "Krampus." Special topics for your consideration include: our own personal holiday spirit (or lack thereof), excellent puppetry, more child murders, your Bumpus relatives, the last living Beatle, our new podcast "Movies Katie Hasn't Seen" and Journey. Yes, Journey. Special thanks to this week's sponsor Cryptocurium (www.cryptocurium.com) and their amazing Parcel of Terror. Check it out, subscribe to it, love it. Have you seen Krampus yet? Did you like it? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. Also, if you missed last year's Christmas episode, download Episode 9- "Silent Night, Deadly Night" and get even deeper into the Christmas season with us. Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

This week we're joined by our friend Jeanne to discuss her pick, the 1981 John Landis werewolf classic "An American Werewolf in London." Special topics for your consideration include: the benefits of multiple shower heads, inappropriate behavior as a nurse, the wiggly flap, what Debbie Kline is up to now, werewolf mythology and being a sorrow predator. Have you seen this movie? Where does it stand in your personal werewolf film rankings? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We love to hear from you. Also, go check out Jeanne's work at www.jeannemdangelo.com and don't forget about the Parcel of Terror at Cryptocurium! Get more information and sign up for yourself or a friend at www.cryptocurium.com Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

OUTLANDERS! In this episode, the second installment of our religious rock block, we discuss the 1984 Stephen King short story adaptation "Children of the Corn." Topics for you to consider include: bending children to your will, Dr. Doctor M.D., pixel lava, what to actually do if you hit a child with your car, indictments of crass consumerism and most importantly, our newest creative business venture that we think you're really gonna love. Really. What are your thoughts on this movie or any of its many many sequels? Let us know at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Instagram @werewolfambulance or on Twitter @werebulance. We always love to hear from you! Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.