The Luke and Pete Show

The first of a new-look, twice a week Luke and Pete Show muscles into territory as diverse as efficient hydration (Luke), too-tight trousers (Pete, obviously), hemp trousers (Pete again, obviously) and the world's oldest animals. A note of caution, the world's oldest animals section blows Pete's mind to bits and it may well do the same to you. Consider that a warning.There's also more than enough time to hear from a listener who got himself into a spot of bother in a hotel in Krakow with hilarious consequences, so don't miss that. Tell us about your hotel or old animal-related problems and issues here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.comLeave us a review on iTunes or wherever you get your pods and be in with a chance to become our favourite ever listener! Love you x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your two eponymous antiheroes are back for another episode of LAPS as all the kids are now calling it (pronounced 'LAPS'), and first stop is Pete trying to convince his Dad Stewart to go on holiday with him.After that, they hop across the Atlantic to visit some of the most questionable place names in the US and Canada after the reveal of King of Prussia last week. There's also enough space in the studio to squeeze in an interesting Mencarta.A Mencarta involving hats, dockers and a WHOLE LOAD OF FIGHTING. What more do you want?Your boys are always keen to hear more of your chat, it's our lifeblood. So don't be shy: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you! Pete and Luke here. We've been working on a new show, and we'd love for you to have a listen. It's called The Windsor Knot, and it's a royal wedding podcast. A royal wedding podcast, made by and made for people who wouldn't exactly call themselves royalists. It's hosted by two incredibly talented men, Daniel Krupa and Joe Skrebels, and honestly - it's as funny as all hell. Do have a listen, won't you? Subscribe here: https://t.co/m3LPothtqO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Another week and another themed episode from the chaps, as this time around they get stuck into wordy matters, including yet more children with inadvisable names. We find time for more Steve McQueen and Paul Newman chat too, as well as a decent treatise on Pete's specialist subject - getting drunk at home in your underwear.There's also good news for the statue enthusiasts among you, so stay tuned for Mencarta.Further Reading:The Bruce Lee Statue in Mostar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Bruce_Lee_(Mostar)The Dutch Reach: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/news/the-dutch-reach-how-opening-car-door-like-the-dutch-could-save-lives-cycling/Towering Inferno trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsRnQQpklPMLeave us a review, and a rating on iTunes and don't forget to subscribe!Socials: @lukeandpeteshowEmail: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's The Body Show! Luke and Pete received an inordinate amount of emails about the human body this week and so decided to group them together into one handy to listen to episode. But before they get into the nuts and bolts of that, there's the small matter of Japanese films Pete's been watching and Luke's new kitchen.More oddly-shaped chests are explored as well as the acupuncturing of a dog, but, and here's a warning, this episode also contains a pretty horrific email about the compromising of a man's scrotum. A scrotal episode if you will.Further reading:Pectus Excavatum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatumKing of Prussia, Pennsylvania: https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attractions-g52930-Activities-King_of_Prussia_Pennsylvania.htmlDomesday Reloaded: http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/domesday/story Leave us a review, and a rating on iTunes and don't forget to subscribe!Socials: @lukeandpeteshowEmail: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We start episode 33 with an insight into Pete 'Donny/PD' Donaldson's utterly confusing approach to timekeeping before running through his recent trip to Krakow in Poland, a city in which he managed to offend a local tour guide with his behaviour in a famous salt mine. And yes, you did read that sentence correctly.Also in this episode we hear from a listener who has been through a chest procedure that baffles the mind and soul and another friend of the show who has executed possibly the most mind-numbing job imaginable. And make sure you stick around to the very end because we head into Mencarta this week with an entry from the purest and deepest depths of hell.Suggest ways in which we can avoid hell: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and review our heavenly podcast on iTunes or wherever you get your pods! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete starts episode 32 with a tremendously entertaining actor-based error and after that there's plenty more robot and AI chat following last week's discussion that kicked off 2018. We also take some time to read out your suggested riddle solutions, there are some more great non-translatable foreign words and someone almost kills a Shih Tzu with kindness. But don't worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this episode.Suggest things for us to do here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com, and leave us a kind review on iTunes or wherever you get your pods! We'll love you forever! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holy Macaroni! We're in the future!It's 2018 and, as you can probably imagine, this fact dominates proceedings in episode 31. We discuss futuristic things that may or may not happen, Pete interprets his own dreams in quite a simple (and predictable) way, there's a heartfelt tribute to one of the world's great metallic birds and we touch on Paul Newman and Steve McQueen.Before we chip off for another week there's also a truly astonishing Mencarta, so make sure you stick around for that, too.Start 2018 off right and leave us a nice review on the Podcasts app or wherever you get your pods, and send us futuristic ideas here: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A big hearty Christmas-load of glad tidings to all of our listeners as we release episode 30 of The Luke and Pete Show on Baby Jesus' birthday, no less.This week, words in other languages that have very specific meanings, Pete's insight into how to become a good continuity announcer on the telly, playing Trivial Pursuit and an incredible, and very specific, emergency call.Send glad tidings to us and our king: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Pete is back from his charity trip to Kenya, we hear from more listeners who have 'ruined Christmas', a man who struggled to make jokes while learning English, and an unfortunate soul who self-medicates with onions and insists that it works better than any more traditional remedy.There's also time for some more Booze Britain chat from a man very close to the franchise and a blast from the past in the shape of turn-of-the-century gross out series Jackass.Tell us of your Johnny Knoxville-esque daredevil exploits: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.