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Jan 17, 2022 • 32min

Non-fartible token (NFTs special)

This week, we start our NFTs special in the most logical place: Pete’s dad’s local pub. Once that is covered, we get back on track (slightly) by hearing about a woman who is NFTing her own farts. We also hear from some people that actually know about NFTs and there's an email about Ninjas.Got a story you think we might like to hear? Email hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 13, 2022 • 34min

Bugs not hugs

Pete has been doing some “work” research by checking out Spotify's back catalogue of erotic podcasts. He reportedly hasn’t managed to find a Hero Quest episode yet, but we’ll keep you updated.We then discuss the prospect of replacing meat with bugs and there is some major controversy in our mission to enter some new players into the game.Do you have any thoughts on our battery protocol? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 10, 2022 • 37min

Forest Defenestration

It’s a new week and Luke has arrived with a story about how he chucked his Christmas tree out of the window. However, that has nothing on Pete’s chat about his New Year with a surgeon he has access to. Cue a full studio meltdown.Once the lads have calmed down, they find time to read an email about car theft and wheel locks. It’s good advice, really.If you want to share some good advice with The Luke and Pete Show community, email hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 6, 2022 • 32min

The breastfeeding cat

It’s Thursday on the Luke and Pete Show and we’re here to bring you a story about a woman breastfeeding a cat. What else did you expect? We then hear why Pete would be happy to take a couple of years in prison and finally get to the bottom of the origin of Raver Fuel Beans that we were sent on Twitter. Do you have any access to sweet beans? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jan 3, 2022 • 31min

A romp of biting otters

Welcome to the future. It’s 2022, and Pete is teaching Luke about those ultramodern NFTs. The outcome? They’re all shit. One thing that isn’t shit, however, is a story about a man who got bitten by otters. Thankfully Luke has one of them. We also re-visit Yakults and catalytic converter theft in the emails.Let us know how your year is going so far. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 30, 2021 • 31min

Reproducing salmon

Arm-shelving still exists in 2021 and Pete won’t stand for it! We are hurtling towards a new, hopefully arm-shelf free, year and the lads are back for one final show.Today we hear about how Luke saw the new Ghostbusters, Pete tells us about salmon semen and we add some new players to the game. It’s just another episode of The Luke and Pete Show. Thank you very much for your support throughout 2021. Whether you have sent us an email, left us a review or just listened to an episode you are a major part of The Luke and Pete Show and we value you dearly.We’ll be back in 2022 for more fun and batteries, in the meantime feel free to get in touch with the show. Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 27, 2021 • 30min

Christmas Special Part 2: Pete's naughty little secret

We’re back! What day of the week is it? We don’t know, but what we do know is that we are here for part 2 of our Christmas special. We’re discussing the top 10 Christmas songs and reading more of your best and worst Christmas stories. Pete then ends the show by delivering us all a belated Christmas present when he reveals a very personal secret…Are you prepared to tell us your personal secrets? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 23, 2021 • 34min

Christmas Special Part 1: A lovely old Christmas fight

It was the show before Christmas, and Luke and Pete are here with the first part of the LAPS Christmas special. On the show, the lads discuss what their ideal Christmas presents would be. For Pete, it is NOT socks.We then get into the festive spirit by reading out your best and worst Christmas stories, including tales about a Christmas fight and getting drunk with dad. Everyone at the Luke and Pete Show hopes you have a wonderful Christmas. Feel free to get in touch and tell us what you are up to.Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 20, 2021 • 32min

An acquired taste of a human being

This is the Luke and Pete Show, your one-stop shop for all of the latest Sex and the City news, apparently. Once Pete has updated us on the latest goss *spoiler alert*, we then get into the show's beef with Peloton and learn why Pete doesn’t want to exercise in the new year. We also receive a delightful email concerning ninja gyms and read some parkour reviews. That’s the stuff.Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 16, 2021 • 31min

Why is there a bull in a striped shirt?

Today, Luke and Pete finally manage to stay on topic for long enough to talk about Luke’s trip to Devon, where he played the fruit machine in the arcade. A baffling experience for the wife he has access to. We then hear about some quality school boy behaviour (which we do not endorse) relating to deodorant flamethrowers and lockerbombs. It's good stuff. Have a story relating to any other behaviour that we don’t endorse? Email hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram @lukeandpeteshow. Feel free to give us a follow while you're there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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