
The Luke and Pete Show
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes

May 1, 2023 • 34min
Dungeon Master Donny
Pete has revealed that he got banned from playing Dungeons & Dragons when he was younger for being “too whimsical”. That’s next level Diggory Donaldson behaviour… Pete then tells us all about his most recent trip to the recycling centre and we also hear all about his plans to upgrade his Fiat Punto!! Heartbreaking news I am sure you’ll all agree.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 27, 2023 • 34min
The Dirty Dentist
Pete’s teeth still hurt two weeks after he got his first filling. He’s since found out that the person he saw is nicknamed “The Dirty Dentist” - Oh dear!Elsewhere, we hear about an AI-generated photo that won a photography competition and a listener tells us about a very unusual encounter he had with Pete at WrestleMania. At least Pete clears things up though. Well, kind of...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 24, 2023 • 28min
Make your Monday one to remember
Erotic fiction. That’s how Pete decides to start today’s episode. Amazingly, things only get more explicit from there.We then accidentally create a new slogan for the Luke and Pete Show (thankfully that is less explicit) and Pete reveals how he plans to celebrate the King's coronation.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 20, 2023 • 33min
T*tting about with my toilet
We told you previously that Pete has been wearing a heart monitor. Well, you’ll never guess what the solution was to his cardiac problems...And, in a strangely related conversation, Pete admits that he is having a bigger boy around to fix a problem with his toilet. Meanwhile, we also discover the surprising cause of the majority of plane crashes. It's not what you might think...Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 17, 2023 • 29min
I’m Donald Trump and I drink Prime
Tiktok’s trash. That’s the news that Luke has been reading recently. However, Pete’s algorithm quickly proves otherwise.We then address the fact that Pete forgot to tell us Lewis Capaldi performed a gig on his flight to America and Donald Trump gives us a huge helping hand in our mission to make Prime uncool. Thanks Donald!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 13, 2023 • 32min
Big lovely dinosaur lips
Our “do you see chocolate in the street” debate reaches its conclusion on today’s show. No spoilers, but it doesn’t end well for Peter Donaldson.Things are going worse for Elon Musk, however, who has been displaying more weird behaviour. Luke then admits that he thinks he would be good at stand-up comedy and we learn that dinosaurs might have had big lips. Bizarre.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 2023 • 28min
Paved with chocolate
Easter has been and gone which means only one thing: the streets are now covered in chocolate. According to Pete anyway…Elsewhere, we hear all about a listener fainting while listening to this very show and we receive an anonymous email that has everything we ask for in an email. Luke also admits to getting in trouble with the law while on his Lime bike. Oh dear!Did you see chocolate in the street this Easter? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 6, 2023 • 34min
Elbow Drop It Like It’s Hot
Pete has just returned from his trip to America and the first thing he’s doing is recording an episode with his old pal, Luke.He tells us all about his experience staying at Richard Bacon’s house, his endeavours to takedown MrBeast and why we should never underestimate Snoop Dogg. Luke then questions if Pete has made the news for being disruptive at the theatre.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshowWe're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 3, 2023 • 27min
Don’t look in my wash bag
Pete’s knocking on the door of 42 and he’s finally had his first filling. Luke doesn’t help the situation by warning Pete that he now isn’t allowed to fly the day before he goes to New York…Pete then has a very unusual request for the LAPS community and a listener’s story reminds us that you shouldn’t arse about in the ocean.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 30, 2023 • 37min
Heil Peter
Last week we commented on the fact that Pete is starting to look more and more like a certain fascist dictator. Well, unfortunately, his new haircut hasn’t helped the situation…Elsewhere, we hear about some deviant pudding behaviour from a potential US presidential candidate… And speaking of deviant behaviour, Pete then admits he would put a listener's fingers in his mouth. Nice.Do you have any deviant pudding behaviours? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.