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The Luke and Pete Show

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Mar 14, 2024 • 26min

Like Nothing Matters

This week, the guys are talking about ‘the poor aesthetic’. Are the Last Dinner Party right? Are people sick of hearing about the cost of living? And was it acceptable to ask Rob Beckett to model in front of piled-high bins on his photoshoot?Plus, Pete introduces his neighbour to Bigga Juice!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mar 11, 2024 • 31min

Mr Funky Pants

Today we conclude that if we can shoot rabbits, then we can shoot fascists too as Luke tells us all about the new Nazi documentary he’s seen. But talk quickly turns to Donaldson’s funky pants!Speaking of Pete, he’s destined to be the next biggest self-help guru with his latest top tips - oh and he also gives us a long awaited car update, drumroll please…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mar 7, 2024 • 32min

Professor stinky mouth

Beware if you’re squeamish! Pete starts today’s episode by telling us about his best pimple popping moment. Grim! However, we do at least learn why he used to wear foundation as a teen…Elsewhere, Luke encourages Pete to buy tooth cement from Amazon. Plus, the lads finally discuss the new Willy Wonka experience that only delivered on making kids cry and parents really, really angry.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us . Subscribe to our YouTube .***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mar 4, 2024 • 28min

Got any grapes?

Do you think Pete would be a good spy? Today, Luke amazingly explains why he backs Donny for a career in espionage.Elsewhere, Pete shares his fears that he is addicted to grapes - which admittedly isn’t that 007 - and a listener tells us about the sequence of events that lead to him buying a “vasectomy advent calendar”. It’s just another vintage edition of The Luke and Pete Show.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 29, 2024 • 32min

Bamboo boy

Have you been wondering how Bryan Johnson's attempt to live forever is going? Well, today Luke and Pete give you an update which unfortunately means more chat about his erections...On a completely unrelated note, Luke is encouraging Peete to get plastic surgery. Plus. Pete updates us on his car and the lads take a moment to re-live some of their teenage trauma.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 26, 2024 • 29min

Slippery nipples

In the most Pete Donaldson story ever, today he tells Luke about the time he deliberately drank undiluted cordial. Listen to find out the amazing reason why.After that, Luke and Pete discuss their favourite viral videos, which both contain men displaying their nipples and a listener makes the mistake of asking us for medical advice. Brave!Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 22, 2024 • 36min

A pocket full of shells

Are pistachios an acceptable breakfast item? Pete Donaldson clearly thought so when he scoffed down a packet in the studio this morning.On a related note, Pete tells Luke about the 24-hour candy floss machine near his house and the lads discuss the viral story of the breakdancing dad. Plus, we revisit our regular and extremely popular feature on b̶a̶t̶t̶e̶r̶i̶e̶s̶ vasectomies.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 19, 2024 • 26min

Antiques Donaldson

Luke and Pete’s film and TV review club is back! On today’s edition, Pete once again struggles to remember the name of a film he saw at the weekend and tries to work out if he could beat Idris Elba in a fight. After that, Pete fancies himself as an antiques expert and tells us about the time he stole a picture from a barbershop.Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 15, 2024 • 35min

Portsmouth Chainsaw Juggler

Should Luke and Pete start a travelling magic act? They contemplate the idea on today’s show after Luke admits a magician recently impressed him with a magic trick.Luke insists he can bring juggling to the show, although we’re yet to see the proof. We’re also waiting to discover what Pete is going to bring. Maybe his fart machine? Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 12, 2024 • 32min

Vasectomies “R” Us

A song that takes over 500 years to finish, a giant fibreglass squid, can you think of anything better for rich people to spend their money on?Elsewhere, Luke tells Pete about a recent meeting he had with a reality TV star before the lads compose their own vasectomy themed love story. You’ve been warned…Want to get in touch with the show? Email: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com or you can get in touch on Twitter or Instagram: @lukeandpeteshow.We're also now on Tiktok! Follow us @thelukeandpeteshow. Subscribe to our YouTube HERE.***Please take the time to rate and review us on Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. It means a great deal to the show and will make it easier for other potential listeners to find us. Thanks!*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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