

If They Don't Have Books
Neil Christiansen & B.A. Durham
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with someone and they don't have books, don't f*** them." ~John Waters
A podcast about writing and being a writer. Neil Christiansen and B.A. Durham discuss topics from tools and craft to contests and publishing.
A podcast about writing and being a writer. Neil Christiansen and B.A. Durham discuss topics from tools and craft to contests and publishing.
Episodes
Mentioned books

Dec 19, 2022 • 54min
12 - Lucid Dreaming of a Better NANO
Neil and Ben discuss Lucid Dreaming, Unreliable Narrators, and the problems with NaNoWriMo.

Dec 12, 2022 • 42min
11 - Spilling Ink
Neil and Ben discuss the pros and cons of handwriting your first draft vs. typing it. How handwriting connects to the creative side of the brain and our processing of information and why you should never delete your old work.

Sep 12, 2022 • 38min
10 - Validity v Empathy (Things you shouldn't talk about at parties)
Neil and Ben pick back up the idea of opinion validity and try like hell to tie it to writing.
Does empathy require accepting all opinions as valid?
What does validity even mean and is it even real?
Politics and Religion

Sep 4, 2022 • 1h 23min
09 - What do you want me to do about it?
Stealing babies
Field sobriety tests
Remembering that the untold stories of your side characters are important too.
and
Why are some authors treated differently from others for their public statements?

Aug 4, 2022 • 57min
08 - Season Two
Ben had a baby
The world is ending
Sometimes you need a break
Don‘t be a sociopath
Embrace sensitivity readers
Go ahead and build a multiverse

May 31, 2022 • 1h 25min
07 - It's Better to Feel Better
We're talking about mental health in writing for Mental Health Awareness Month.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:
800-273-8255
BetterHelp (Not a sponsor)
Online Therapy
https://betterhelp.com

May 16, 2022 • 1h 6min
06 - Better Late Than Never
We missed a week, but we're still here.
Today we talk about Genre. Genre trends, Genre myths, and Genre tropes.
Ben talks like William Shatner and Neil has a tendency to ramble and get off topic.
Twitter
Neil @writegavingayle
Ben @B_A_Durham
Podcast @make_books_cool
Website
GavinGayle.com
TikTok
Neil @AuthorNeilChristiansen

May 3, 2022 • 1h 5min
05 - Seth MacFarlane is a Genius
Delve into the complexities of writing unique dialogue for characters, drawing inspiration from renowned writers like Aaron Sorkin. Discover the art of crafting authentic interactions while avoiding clichés and stereotypes. Explore the nuances of humor, from long payoff jokes to shaggy dog stories. Engage in a lively debate about narrative justification and the balance between high art and community engagement. Plus, hear a playful challenge to a famous author for collaboration!

Apr 26, 2022 • 1h 7min
04 - ...Don't F*** Them
We finally name the podcast and discuss it's slightly dubious origins and implications.
Then we tackle the atrocious descriptors "Plotter" and "Pantser" and discuss what they really mean. Neil speculates that there may not even be such a thing as a plotter.
The conversation goes off the rails when we get into giving character backstory, how it's applied to heroes vs. villains and when it's appropriate to discuss the humanity of truly evil people.
Oh, and we finally have an actual intro. About freaking time.
Links:
Article about John Waters:
https://www.indiewire.com/2022/04/john-waters-false-negative-interview-1234718802/
The Podcast T-Shirt:
https://noir-novels.creator-spring.com/listing/if-they-don-t-have-books

Apr 18, 2022 • 1h 15min
03 - Metaphors Are LIES!
Neil and Ben go through common writing tips and discuss their merits and failures. Ben spills coffee all over his desk and Neil has his mind blown by Ben's observation.