Yannis Pappas Hour

A comedian gets fired from Carnival Cruise. A president—whose brain is in a wheelchair— is asking where in the world is Jackie SanDiego! It’s raining Russians out of windows. They keep drinking too much and slipping out of windows. Slow down on the vodka, Ruskies. Did you know that Vlad Putin became president of Russia with a 2% approval rating. He owes his grind to Gary Vee. It’s a wholesome origin story filled with hustle and a little murder. Finally, Yanni begs Nike to make another hijab commercial. Iran needs it right now. The Ukraine/Russia conflict, threat of nuclear war and the Iran uprising can all be solved with a few simple commercials that Yanni writes for you on this episode. Tune in to hear em.SponsorsBon Chargehttps://ca.boncharge.comPromo code: fumesMint Mobilehttps://www.mintmobile.com/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=audio&utm_campaign=mint_podcast&utm_content=fumes&dnfemfkahqkdlf=fumesTrue classichttps://trueclassictees.com/en-caPromo code: fumesWatch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for hilarious bonus episodes each week: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for podcast highlight clips: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwLongdays is your news show that’s not news. Come cheat on your beliefs with the delicious maniac. New episodes every Saturday and new bonus every Thursday on Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yanni’s old friend Joe Derosa drops by for a Longday. Joe is a very funny stand up comedian and jack of all trades. Joe edifies us on why the nurses of America hate him, troll him and what doing a 2-22 day bid is like. You can listen to Joe’s podcast Taste Buds with Sal Vulcano. Watch Yanni’s stand up special https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes every week https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for podcast highlight clips https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwLongdays is your news show that’s not news. Come cheat on your beliefs with a delicious maniac. New episodes every Saturday and new bonus every Saturday on Patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The hilarious comedian Jessica Kirson explains what a dry drunk is and why they’re a nightmare. Then she tells us a hilarious story about not making it home in time and why you need to just let go. Follow Jessica on social media.Bonus episodes https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creatorSponsors Butcher box https://www.butcherbox.com/fumes/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpa&utm_campaign=2lb_chicken_breast_year_updated&utm_term=fumes&utm_content=Box of awesome https://www.bespokepost.com/startPromo code: fumesWatch Yanni’s stand up special https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes every week https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for podcast highlight clips https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwhttps://www.carolines.com/events/talent-harris-jr/Longdays is your news show that’s not news. Come cheat on your beliefs with a delicious maniac. New episodes every Saturday and new bonus every Saturday on Patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The hilarious comedian, podcaster and actor Rick Glassman stops by and turns the tables on Yanni and gives him a long day. This one dips into real and play and goes all over the place. Turn off your GPS and go for the ride cause this has no destination other than pure wild! This weeks bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/71723487?utm_campaign=postshare_creatorSponsors Mud water https://mudwtr.com/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=rss-feed&utm_campaign=longdaysDraft kings https://www.draftkings.comIf you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA(select parishes)/MI/NH/NJ/ NY/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. New customer offer void in NH/OR/ONT-CA. $200 in Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Free bets: New customers only. Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 wager. $200 issued as eight (8) $25 free bets. Ends 9/19/22 @ 8pm. Early Win: 1 Early Win Token issued per eligible game. Opt in req. Token expires at start of eligible game. Min moneyline bet $1. Wagering limits apply. Wagers placed on both sides of moneyline will void bet. Ends 1/8/23 @ 8pm ET. See terms at sportsbook dot draftkings dot com slash football terms. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mikhail Gorbachev is dead and it’s the end of an era that’s back again. Find out why he was the Joe Colombo of Russia—according to Putin. Is Novak Djokovic treated unfairly by the tennis world because he wasn’t born rich? Would Federer or Nadal be prevented from playing in the US open? Los Angeles & Washington DC used to work together to create propaganda shows like Saved By The Bell, I’m telling you. It was a golden age of great America propaganda shows. And finally, what a conversation with one of Andrew Tate’s girls must be like!SponsorsDad grasshttps://dadgrass.com/pages/FUMES?utm_source=paragon_fumes&utm_medium=podcast_sponsorship&utm_campaign=fumesWatch Yanni’s stand up special https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for bonus episodes every week https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for podcast highlight clips https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwhttps://www.carolines.com/events/talent-harris-jr/Longdays is your news show that’s not news. Come cheat on your beliefs with a delicious maniac. New episodes every Saturday and new bonus every Saturday on Patreon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s everyone’s favorite fake news show and this one is a goodie. Governor Desantis makes a commercial for himself because he’s the “Top Gov” (get it?) and we are the United States of Advertising and everyone is a walking brand making commercials for themselves. We’ve coated reality with filters and soundtracks and we’re all for sale. Whether it’s Donald Trump or the Top Gov, we are all communicating in commercials. Like LA, America is now a smoothie of stool & we’re living in a commercial for it. Long day, incoming!Sponsors Manscaped https://www.manscaped.comPromo: fumesWeekly Bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator#comedy #podcast #news #satire Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A convicted M.A.P saves himself and us all the trouble with just one swig in a heroic act. Hey, America needs a hero right now and he may not be the one we asked for but he is definitely the one we deserve. Plus, we need to draw the line and that line is Ann Heche conspiracy theories. And finally, rest In peace to John Hopkins’ reputation as a bastion of reason, medicine and science. This episode ends with as worked up and pissed off as Yanni gets. John Hopkins hires the fired “they” minor attracted person advocate. Would you like to know what Yanni has to say about that? Well, strap on and get snug cuz this is a rollercoaster of a long day! Whoa whoa whoa!Butcher box https://www.butcherbox.com/fumes/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpa&utm_campaign=&utm_term=fumes&utm_content=Box of awesomehttps://www.bespokepost.com/startPromo code: fumesBonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete Davidson is America’s favorite son and must rise again. Yanni has some sound analysis and advise for his old buddy Pete Davidson and a big FU to Kanye. Whether you like or or not Biden may be having the best week yet by co-opting progressive and MAGA causes. Polio is back, why wouldn’t it be? And Yanni writes a sequel to Westside Story starring NATO and China’s crew of degenerates. When you’re a Jett, you’re a Jett! Wepa!SponsorDad Grasshttps://dadgrass.com/pages/FUMES?utm_source=paragon_fumes&utm_medium=podcast_sponsorship&utm_campaign=fumesFor this and every week’s bonus episodes https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nancy Pelosi travels to Taiwan for the Cold War opening ceremony and Yanni has some hot sauce for his general tso’s opinions on it. Shaun King caught in yet another scandal has one play left, Yanni explains. Tiger Woods puts principle over profit as great men like he & MLK do—if they got a little side strange big deal they are still great men, and Beyoncé & Monica have a “woke off” in the oddest most unlikely shared headline in human history. It’s summer, so prepare for a long day of sunshine and heat with a side of feta crumble! Wasdadealis!Sponsor Shady Rays https://shadyrays.comPromo code: longdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yannis is in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Festival and records this episode live with guest Bobby Kelly. These old friends share their experience taking care of the special needs. How Bobby set the English speaking world back in the eyes of the French and what Bobby thinks about the canceling of Louie CK. SponsorsDad Grass https://dadgrass.com/pages/FUMES?utm_source=paragon_fumes&utm_medium=podcast_sponsorship&utm_campaign=fumesShady Rays https://shadyrays.com Promo code: LongdaysBonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysYannis Pappas is just a comedian that dares to go where others won’t. He’s a delicious maniac and this is his weekly show. His new comedy special can be viewed for free on YouTube here: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQSubscribe to our clips page for podcast highlights here: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwThe show goes out every Saturday. Come join in on the LONG DAY & Follow Yannis PappasInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/yannispappas/Twitter - https://twitter.com/yannispappas Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices