Yannis Pappas Hour

Congresswoman’s non-binary child assaults a police officer, is the real crime her mother referring to her as her “daughter”? The proud boys are preparing for civil war in 90 dollar designer shirts! It’s the American circus, get a ticket and enjoy the Cheesecake Factory orange chicken! The rules of comedy canceling, they’re coming for you, miss Swan! Finally, Yanni takes us into the future after humans are gone and rats and roaches evolve into intelligent, destructive beings who fall prey to the Freud death instinct, as well!Sponsors Cerebral https://cerebral.com/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=audio&utm_campaign=fumesDraft kings https://www.draftkings.comPromo: fumesManscaped https://www.manscaped.com/?utm_source=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas&utm_medium=podcast&discount=l3VXt422eIga&amount=20percent&name=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas&utm_content=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20PappasJoin for our weekly bonus episodehttps://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour See Yannis live Dates & Cities below All tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comSan Diego Jan 26-28Madison, Wisc Feb 9-11Seattle (Tacoma) Feb 16-18 Chicago Feb 24-26Atlantic City March 3rdEmmaus Pa, March 4DC March 9-11Dallas March 16-18Springfield MO March 23-25Phoenix March March 30-4/1Mohegan Sun April 13-15Tampa April 21-22San Fran May 4-6Providence May 12-13Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday and new bonus episodes every following Tuesday at Patreon.com/yannispappashourGambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.$200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings.Stepped up Same Game Parlay: 1 Stepped Up Same Game Parlay Token issued per eligible NFL playoff game after opt-in. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Profit boosted up to 100% (10+ legs for 100% boost).Promotional offer period ends 2/12/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET.See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

George Santos was a drag queen in Brazil, the Sicilian mafia boss was finally captured by the anti-mafia police in Italy after 30 years, a free top g protest in Athens, Greece. Yanni unpacks why bad ideas are race-less and criticizing culture is the embodiment of MLK’s dream. We delve into what miss universe is all about and lastly, the cold showers of California and the water waste of shame. Join us as we wasdadealis the news.Sponsors Draft Kings https://www.draftkings.comPromo: fumesNative deodorant https://www.nativecos.comPromo: fumes Join for our weekly bonus episodehttps://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour See Yannis live Dates & Cities below All tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comWest Nyack NY Jan 20-22San Diego Jan 26-28Madison, Wisc Feb 9-11Seattle (Tacoma) Feb 16-18 Chicago Feb 24-26Atlantic City March 3rdEmmaus Pa, March 4DC March 9-11Dallas March 16-18Springfield MO March 23-25Phoenix March March 30-4/1Mohegan Sun April 13-15Tampa April 21-22San Fran May 4-6Providence May 12-13Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday and new bonus episodes every following Tuesday at Patreon.com/yannispappashourGambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.$200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings.Stepped up Same Game Parlay: 1 Stepped Up Same Game Parlay Token issued per eligible NFL playoff game after opt-in. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Profit boosted up to 100% (10+ legs for 100% boost).Promotional offer period ends 2/12/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET.See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CUG was an internet influencer in the making for years. From making fun cooking content and silly videos in college in upstate New York to the now fame and fortune of his parents house in StatenIsland, CUG was making videos into the abyss for fun for years. Cug describes who his perfect wife would be, the types of dm’s he gets now from the ladies and what Martha Stewart is like. This is a fun & inspirational success story for anyone who does something for years unknown because they have a passion. Keep doing it, you may stumble into success. Take care, brush your hair.Follow CUG: https://youtube.com/@Meals_by_cugDraft Kingshttps://www.draftkings.comPromo: fumesBox of awesomehttps://www.bespokepost.com/startPromo fumesButcher boxhttps://www.butcherbox.comPromo: fumesJoin for our weekly bonus episodehttps://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysSee Yannis live Dates & Cities belowAll tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comMiami Jan 13-15West Nyack NY Jan 20-22San Diego Jan 26-28Seattle (Tacoma) Feb 16-18Chicago Feb 24-26Atlantic City March 3rdEmmaus Pa, March 4DC March 9-11Dallas March 16-18Springfield MO March 23-25Phoenix March March 30-4/1Mohegan Sun April 13-15Tampa April 21-22San Fran May 4-6Providence May 12-13Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday and new bonus episodes every following Tuesday at Patreon.com/yannispappashourGambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.$200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings.Stepped up Same Game Parlay: 1 Stepped Up Same Game Parlay Token issued per eligible NFL playoff game after opt-in. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Profit boosted up to 100% (10+ legs for 100% boost).Promotional offer period ends 2/12/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET.See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yannis puts forth his golden rule for domestic violence with his good old friend Sergio Chicon. Sergio regals listeners with his service animal con story. He did the seemingly impossible, he registered a Cane Corso as a therapy pet for a 6 hour flight to Vegas. As you can imagine, it did not go smoothly.Catch Sergio w/ Yannis in West Nyack NY Jan 20-22 at Levity Live Comedy Theater tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comSergio Chicon podcasts, road dates and info: https://www.sergiochicon.comJoin for our weekly bonus episodehttps://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysSee Yannis liveAll tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.comMiami Jan 13-15West Nyack NY Jan 20-22San Diego Jan 26-28Chicago Feb 24-26Atlantic City March 3rdEmmaus Pa, March 4DC March 9-11Dallas March 16-18Springfield MO March 23-25Phoenix March March 30-4/1Mohegan Sun April 13-15Tampa April 21-22San Fran May 4-6Providence May 12-13SponsorBox of Awesomehttps://www.bespokepost.com/store/c/box-of-awesome?/?b&a=m_gsearch_dynamic_purchase&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=brand&utm_content=bespoke-post-test1&utm_term=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMImeio4Mez_AIVmfvjBx3aMA_JEAAYASAAEgIzVPD_BwEPromo code: fumesWatch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday night and new bonus every Tuesday at Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy New Years everyone. Remember, if you can believe it, not only can you achieve it, but it’s true.Join for the weekly bonus episodehttps://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysSee Yannis live Philly Dec 29-31Miami Jan 13-15West Nyack NY Jan 20-22San Diego Jan 26-28Chicago Feb 24-26Atlantic City March 3rdEmmaus Pa, March 4DC March 9-11Dallas March 16-18Springfield MO March 23-25Phoenix March March 30-4/1Tampa April 21-22San Fran May 4-6Providence May 12-13Mohegan Sun sometime google itWatch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday night and new bonus every week on Tuesday at Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Los Angeles Lakers president Jennie Bus has a new, hot beau. Yanni goes thru Stamford’s harmful language guide. Elon Musk is struggling with being the jester & the king. And Donald Trump’s got NFT’s for sale for x-mas because of course he does. Merry Christmas. Join for the weekly bonus episodehttps://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysSee Yannis live Philly Dec 29-31Miami Jan 13-15West Nyack NY Jan 20-22San Diego Jan 26-28Chicago Feb 24-26Atlantic City March 3rdEmmaus Pa, March 4DC March 9-11Dallas March 16-18Springfield MO March 23-25Phoenix March March 30-4/1Tampa April 21-22San Fran May 4-6Providence May 12-13Mohegan Sun sometime google itWatch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday night and new bonus every week on Tuesday at Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the last scene in Good Fellas & everyone is going to prison.Sponsorhttps://www.bespokepost.com/startSee Yannis livePhilly Dec 29-31Miami Jan 13-15West Nyack NY Jan 20-22San Diego Jan 26-28Chicago Feb 24-26Atlantic City March 3rdEmmaus Pa, March 4DC March 9-11Dallas March 16-18Springfield MO March 23-25Phoenix March March 30-4/1Tampa April 21-22San Fran May 4-6Providence May 12-13Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for hilarious bonus episodes each week: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for highlight clips of every episode: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday night and new bonus every week on Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The hilarious stand up comedian Bret Ernst (Kobra Kai) and his chain (always out even during clippin’) showed up for a hilarious chat about when & when not to wear your chain, why the NFL should let them hit each other, settling down in Vegas, getting his role on Kobra Kai, the wild place that Florida is to grow up and when America started going down hill. Go watch Brent’s standup up specials on YouTube.Follow Brent & watch his special here: https://youtube.com/@BretErnstComedySponsors Manscaped https://www.manscaped.com/?utm_source=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas&utm_medium=podcast&discount=l3VXt422eIga&amount=20percent&name=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20Pappas&utm_content=LongDays%20with%20Yannis%20PappasPromo code: fumesDad grass https://dadgrass.com/pages/FUMES?utm_source=paragon_fumes&utm_medium=podcast_sponsorship&utm_campaign=fumesWatch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for hilarious bonus episodes each week: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for highlight clips: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday night and new bonus every week on Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kanye loves Hitler but with 100% certainty the feeling is not mutual. We always chase the ones that run away. That a descendent of slaves, black billionaire become the most famous Nazi on the planet is the most oddly progressive thing America has produced. Milo Yiannopoulos is the former gay, straight guy that treats his gay like an alcohol addiction. Ok, pal.Watch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for hilarious bonus episodes each week: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for highlight clips: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Friday night and new bonus every week on Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where in the world is Sam Bankman-Fried. While we search for him let’s talk about his Bahamas real estate. But don’t worry the media is serving us Dave Portnoy as a villain distraction. Yanni doesn’t let celebrities that hocked crypto off the hook that easily. Cain Velásquez has the support of everyone. Imagine the whoopsie of choosing his son to mess with. Something really fishy about the Taylor Swift situation and it has nothing to do with her fumeless nectar and all to do with the monopoly behind her ticket sales. Enjoy. Sponsors Bon charge https://us.boncharge.com/localization?language_code=en&shpxid=55705577-aee1-4474-b92c-68ad681da5aaDad Grass https://dadgrass.com/pages/FUMES?utm_source=paragon_fumes&utm_medium=podcast_sponsorship&utm_campaign=fumesWatch Yanni’s stand up special: https://youtu.be/ArlCFemEDvQJoin our Patreon for hilarious bonus episodes each week: https://www.patreon.com/yannilongdaysJoin our highlights page for podcast highlight clips: https://youtube.com/channel/UCfMy34qIYYy7XiRaHKO1ykwNew episodes every Saturday and new bonus every Thursday on Patreon.com/yannilongdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices