Bitcoin is soaring, the South Pacific remains calm, and good times seem to be on the horizon. In a surprising move, Xi Jinping reaches out to the U.S., suggesting, “Let’s make money together and cool tensions. It’s better for the world.”   Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support our Sponsors: Kalshi You can sign up using my link - https://kalshi.com/YANNIS and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit!

God sent a Democratic hurricane to punish Republicans, or maybe the sky Jew did. The rush to blame the hurricane damage on Democrats started quickly. Also, Gaga’s Little Monsters take on Joker incels and win at the box office, while the future First Gentleman will totally hook up with your nanny.

We're all living in a Royal Rumble in Vince McMahon's America. Everyone's cutting promos, but where’s the heat? Who’s the heel, and what’s the storyline? Yanni breaks down how the rise of leisure culture has turned our world into WWE culture. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/

Who comments on a porn site and then gets into politics? Gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson loves Nude Africa and is a wild boy. Dare we say he’s the most fun figure in politics since the great Senator from NJ, Bob Menendez? Senator Menendez, thank you for your self-service all those years. Pharma is unloading SSRIs—it’s a going-out-of-business sale! Dr. Jay Varma wore a mask during his COVID-era sex parties while locking down NYC, so it’s all good! And finally, a few suburban housewives got scammed into giving fake Brad Pitt lots of money for a fake project in exchange for the fantasy that Brad Pitt would 'crack them open and clean them out.' No harm, no foul! What are you gonna do? Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

The second attempt to take down Donald Trump shows that anger often comes from those who feel they've lost, but it's lonely at the top for successful people. Free speech seems to have morphed into irresponsible speech. Is the left being irresponsible with theirs, and would it be responsible for Trump to tweet something like, 'I hate Taylor Swift'? Looks like the Norwegians are doing action movie anti-terror tactics in Lebanon. Finally, in a brief history segment: what might have happened if the Jews of Judea had never rebelled against the Romans? Tune in to find out what Yanni predicts this podcast and all podcasts will sound like in 2034. Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show: https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 St Louis Nov 14-16 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

Yanni dedicates his time to Springfield, Ohio, Haitian cuisine, the decline of standards in American culture, and the presidential debate, while living in a fantasy world about the Tyreek Hill police stop. He can’t stop talking like Tucker Carlson because he finds it hilarious. Yanni describes the internet as a digital wasteland of opportunity and dissects how we got here, exploring both known and unknown influences of Chinese and Russian money and subterfuge. There was a Chinese spy in the NY governors office, oh my. Yanni ends the episode with a strong piece of advice.  Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

Yanni takes a peek at Tucker Carlson’s blockbuster interview with historian Darryl Cooper. Yanni & Jesse act as his lawyer defending his tweets against the accusations that he’s a kkkloseted Nazi. Can you imagine a German just riffing & winging it 😅. If there’s a group of people known for never having a plan, it is Germans.  Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator   Support out Sponsors: Cayman Cigars https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis/ See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29 West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13 Brea Oct 25-27 Milwaukee Dec 5-7 Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

Trump is raising money with NFTs again to try and compete with Kamala, who raised $545 million. The Kelce brothers secured a $100 million deal with Wondery (Amazon), and Pavel Durov, the CEO of Telegram, has been detained in France.   Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni live on the road Dania Beach Sept 13-15 Tacoma Sept 19-21 Vegas Sept 27-29  West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13  Brea Oct 25-27  Milwaukee Dec 5-7  Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

AOC is the Beyoncé of the Squad, and just like Destiny's Child got dusted, AOC dusts the Squad for mainstream Democrat stardom. Bob Menendez resigns in New Jersey, so there’s a senate seat open, AOC! Time for you to go full Hillary and move to Jersey, girl! Take that seat, girl! Yanni goes full pro-choice and left-wing on this one to attract left-wing comedy fans because the right-wing comedy market is cornered! Come hang with Yanni & Jesse for their weekly, more timeless, bonus episodes here and support the production of this show:  https://www.patreon.com/yannispappashour?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator See Yanni live on the road St Louis Sept 5-7 , Dania Beach Sept 13-15 , Tacoma Sept 19-21 , Vegas Sept 27-29 , West Nyack, NY Oct 11-13,  Brea Oct 25-27,  Milwaukee Dec 5-7,  Austin Dec 20-22 Tickets: https://www.yannispappascomedy.com/shows

Elon Musk & Trump have a chat proving that narcissists & Autistic kids can and will be friends. Drug cartels have found the perfect place to hide meth and more. Support our Sponsors: Cayman Cigars Head to https://www.caymancigars.com/yannis  to check out the sampler while supplies last and use code YANNIS for 10% off your order.