Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio is back with a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. They now live by the phrase “when the cops say no, we say yes”. This season explores a serial act of reverse theft: a tiny three piece corduroy suit and a suitcase containing threatening items were planted on the victim’s veranda in the middle of nowhere. Our forensic experts are also back on board, not because they want to be, but because we asked really really nicely, (and Karen can be unnervingly persuasive). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Latest episodes
Jan 8, 2021 • 26min
S1 E7 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'File number 8653'
The podcast delves into the results of a survey about underwear worn at a wedding, debates on the practicality of sweet swimsuits, discusses feedback on the wedding, and investigates the crime of someone defecating on the floor. The hosts explore the possibility of their podcast and marriage being a hoax and uncover new evidence through unseen photos.
Jan 1, 2021 • 38min
S1 E6 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Four hours in the bathroom'
Exploring the curious case of Henk spending 4 hours in the ladies' bathroom at a wedding to clean up a mysterious turd. Delving into his possible motives, from heroism to pranks. Discussing poop mishaps, stool consistency, and messy cleanup techniques. Banter about a mysterious incident at a wedding and the quirky behaviors observed.
Dec 24, 2020 • 19min
S1 E5 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Comedy joke shop turd'
The podcast explores conflicting witness statements in an investigation involving fecal matter at a wedding. The detectives use unorthodox methods to uncover the truth, leading to surprising revelations about relationships and unexpected events at the wedding. The hosts delve into healthcare options and wellness support, while maintaining a comedic and bizarre tone throughout the episode.
Dec 18, 2020 • 18min
S1 E4 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Solid as a rock'
The team goes on a road trip back to the scene of the crime to see if they can unearth some important clues. Detective Lauren Kilby dazzles the brides with her innovative - never seen before - forensic examination techniques and they uncover something very surprising in a secret cupboard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 10, 2020 • 20min
S1 E3 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Straight, straight, straight, lesbian'
Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who attended the wedding. Was this a crime of passion? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 30, 2020 • 25min
S1 E2 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Three nuggets'
The team puts the USB ‘Police Edition’ polygraph test v2.0 through its paces and hook up bridesmaid / key witness, Emma, to obtain information. The test results give the trio something more than they bargained for as the investigation takes a surprising turn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 30, 2020 • 15min
S1 E1 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'A crime was committed'
In this very first episode we delve into the details of a crime that took place at a lesbian wedding in 2018. Join the brides, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio explore possible motives and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack this case. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 30, 2020 • 3min
Season 1 Trailer - Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding?
A true story involving two brides and one turd. What do you do if someone defecates on the floor at your wedding? Re-evaluate your friends and family? No, you launch an investigation to find who did it. Join the brides, Helen Mclaughlin and Karen Whitehouse, and the extremely under-qualified “Detective” Lauren Kilby, as they interrogate wedding guests, hook bridesmaids up to polygraph machines and speak with top forensic experts in an attempt to crack the case. Because crime is not a laughing matter. Well, maybe except for this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
