Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. For season 3, the unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked within 24 hours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Feb 5, 2021 • 46min
S1 E11 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Bad cop'
A detective decides to take a tougher approach in interrogating Henk, exploring the idea of torture. The podcast discusses unconventional methods, intense preparations, and intimidating tactics. The hosts also delve into their relationships, disappearance, and cleaning up after partners.
Jan 29, 2021 • 37min
S1 E10 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Size of a small fist'
A brand new witness comes forward with alarming information. The team seeks the expertise of someone with high security clearance. Peculiar submarine sighting raises suspicions of drug smuggling. Feasibility and timing of committing crimes from a submarine are explored. Growing concerns and confusion over the leads. Analyzing criminal liability and damage in a private boat incident. The consequences of the crime and the importance of the culprit coming forward.
Jan 22, 2021 • 42min
S1 E9 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'On his knees'
Detective Lauren Kilby investigates Karen's deception about shatting on the floor at her wedding, suspecting her sister's prankster tendencies. They discuss Karen's desire for fame and the possibility of the daughter's pranks involving bodily fluids. The topic of fantasizing about murder and suspicions of a murder connected to the podcast are explored. Detective Kelby questions the clean-up of fecal matter at Karen's wedding and investigates Karen's relationship with her best friend Anna. The speaker contemplates their influence over their sister and reflects on past camaraderie, including a missed opportunity for a bizarre act at the speaker's wedding.
Jan 15, 2021 • 40min
S1 E8 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'The Entertainer'
Forensic scientist Jo Millington joins the investigation to explore the animal kingdom as a new focus. The hosts visit a zoo to assess possible suspects, suspecting the monkeys. They discuss the mysterious discolored shoes and the possibility of questioning the entertainer. A phone call reveals a complaint and hints at questionable characters, raising concerns.
Jan 8, 2021 • 26min
S1 E7 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'File number 8653'
The podcast delves into the results of a survey about underwear worn at a wedding, debates on the practicality of sweet swimsuits, discusses feedback on the wedding, and investigates the crime of someone defecating on the floor. The hosts explore the possibility of their podcast and marriage being a hoax and uncover new evidence through unseen photos.
Jan 1, 2021 • 38min
S1 E6 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Four hours in the bathroom'
Exploring the curious case of Henk spending 4 hours in the ladies' bathroom at a wedding to clean up a mysterious turd. Delving into his possible motives, from heroism to pranks. Discussing poop mishaps, stool consistency, and messy cleanup techniques. Banter about a mysterious incident at a wedding and the quirky behaviors observed.
Dec 24, 2020 • 19min
S1 E5 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Comedy joke shop turd'
The podcast explores conflicting witness statements in an investigation involving fecal matter at a wedding. The detectives use unorthodox methods to uncover the truth, leading to surprising revelations about relationships and unexpected events at the wedding. The hosts delve into healthcare options and wellness support, while maintaining a comedic and bizarre tone throughout the episode.
Dec 18, 2020 • 18min
S1 E4 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Solid as a rock'
The team goes on a road trip back to the scene of the crime to see if they can unearth some important clues. Detective Lauren Kilby dazzles the brides with her innovative - never seen before - forensic examination techniques and they uncover something very surprising in a secret cupboard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 10, 2020 • 20min
S1 E3 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Straight, straight, straight, lesbian'
Forensic psychologist Mike Berry gives the team some solid advice. They head to the red light district of Amsterdam and confront an ex lover who attended the wedding. Was this a crime of passion? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 30, 2020 • 25min
S1 E2 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Three nuggets'
The team puts the USB ‘Police Edition’ polygraph test v2.0 through its paces and hook up bridesmaid / key witness, Emma, to obtain information. The test results give the trio something more than they bargained for as the investigation takes a surprising turn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
