Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. For season 3, the unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked within 24 hours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 13, 2025 • 20min
S3 E3 Fecal Fugitive - BONUS
What is the correct etiquette when facing a digestive dilemma at a wedding? How should the poopetrator at Andrea's wedding have acted to maintain grace and dignity after committing their fecal felony?Detective Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the Detective Karen Whitehouse interview William Hanson - the UK's leading etiquette expert and co-host of legendary podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' to get some answers.If you are thinking of becoming a poopetrator, this episode is for you. Tune in now to learn how to commit these crimes in style.The next new case episode will be releasing on September 11th. Follow the episode evidence on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmyweddingSound design: @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 13, 2025 • 48min
S3 E2 Fecal Fugitive - Part Two
The race to unmask the poopetrator ends here. In the finale of Fecal Fugitive, Detective LK and Assistant to the Detective KW follow the final leads to flush out the truth. One suspect is released from custody. Another faces the the cold, harsh reality of the evidence against them.In the final interrogation, the motive for the crime is revealed. And a family once torn apart by a fecal disaster is reunited through closure and understanding.Check out the special Fecal Fugitive bonus episode which is live NOW. A brand new case opens on August 28th. Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind the scenes. Sound design: @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 30, 2025 • 35min
S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One
A dream wedding in the woods takes a filthy turn when a guest leaves more than just memories behind. With the cops refusing to investigate, the detectives race to unmask the poopetrator. Was it the wedding bean obsessed brother-in-law? A bridesmaid in political sweatpants? There’s only one way to find out, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure. Part two will be releasing on August 14th. Follow @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenesSound design: @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 22, 2025 • 5min
Season 3 Trailer - When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes
WE’RE BACK! This season, ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the ‘Detective’, Karen Whitehouse, return to take on a fresh batch of ridiculous mysteries and listener-submitted non-crime crimes from around the world. Our case selection criteria is simple: “anything the cops laugh at is a case for us.” We give ourselves 24 hours to crack each case, and that’s because time is money but also because precision / professionalism are overrated. Follow @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes. Episode 1 drops July 31, 2025.Sound design @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 13, 2025 • 22min
S2 BONUS EPISODE - ‘Hawaiian shirt fashion show’
In this special bonus episode, the team reveal their biggest failure of Season 2.How did they end up in the middle of nowhere in Sweden, with Karen directing a musicless fashion show with 13 models who are all wearing Hawaiian shirts? One thing becomes extremely clear - not all failure leads to success.Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. And if you’re the victim of a non crime crime, and want to submit your case for pro bono detective services, please report it at whoshatontheflooratmywedding.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 28, 2024 • 57min
S1 BONUS EPISODE - 'Drunk Women Solving Crime x Who shat on the floor at my wedding'
Karen Whitehouse and Helen McLaughlin, the brides at the center of a wedding mystery, share the hilarious tale of a mysterious defecation incident. Joined by unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, they delve into outlandish theories involving wolverines and mittens. Co-host Taylor Glenn adds a comedic twist as they explore bizarre wedding mishaps, including playful anecdotes of unexpected saxophonist antics. This lively discussion mixes humor and absurdity, offering a fresh take on wedding chaos and the unconventional 'investigation' that followed.
Aug 1, 2024 • 1h 4min
S2 E11 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Logistics of the peep hole”
In the dramatic finale of The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case, Detective Lauren Kilby and her assistants finally get answers and resolution to the case. Who was the mastermind and what was their motive?Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. And if you’re the victim of a non crime crime, and want to submit your case for pro bono detective services, please report it at whoshatontheflooratmywedding.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 25, 2024 • 32min
S2 E10 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Butterfly effect’
Perpetrator meets victim. And the future of friendships hang in the balance.Motives are unearthed and explained, and a shocking new revelation brings an unexpected twist in the investigation. Detective Lauren’s coathanger theory finally comes into play and we get a match.As the trio finally start getting resolution in the case, it opens up more questions. Things hot up as they hone in on the mastermind and it finally dawns on them what Best friend Vanja meant by “go back to the list”. Will they catch the mastermind? Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 18, 2024 • 45min
S2 E9 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Thank you and sorry”
The forensic results from the grey hair are IN and the team finally uncover who the hair belongs to. Will this lead them to the perpetrator?With 2 days left in Sweden, the team are looking for a person that Vanja knows and trusts, and who Kristina knows, and who made the important phonecall to Vanja on 30th June.So they go on a rampage to ambush final suspects’ and dig through their phone history (without warrants or permission). Will they find a phone call that matches?Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 11, 2024 • 44min
S2 E8 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘The man in the yellow jacket'
The team drive straight over to best friend Vanja’s house to find out what information she’s been hiding from Kristina for 12 years. And the answer truly rocks the trio to their core in what becomes the biggest twist in the case so far. What secrets lie between the two best friends, and will their friendship survive this revelation?Having staged a well planned ambush at suspect Kjell’s house, the team finally get some answers. Feeling like they’re honing in on the mastermind, they submit the grey hair that was extracted from the suitcase in for forensic examination. Jo Millington pulls through with mates rates. Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
