
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Latest episodes

May 14, 2021 • 1h
373: No Such Thing As The Handshake Police
Anna, James, Dan and special guest Ella Al-Shamahi discuss unhealthy handshakes, pioneering pilots and Seattle's favourite shrink.
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May 7, 2021 • 55min
372: No Such Thing As A Dinosaur For Goldilocks
Anna, James, Andrew and Dan discuss boxes in Eastbourne and boxes of newborns.
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Apr 30, 2021 • 54min
371: No Such Thing As A Welcome Lasagne
The podcast discusses topics such as Tetris championships, the belief in the usefulness of cow urine in India, medical operations and bone reconstruction, intriguing medical tales, unconventional collection and storage of body parts, and the origins of unusual baby names.

Apr 23, 2021 • 59min
370: No Such Thing As George Clooney In A Blackcurrant Suit
Topics include sexism for babies, international coffee conflicts, a political Corrector gone mad, cooking eggs in various ways, the historical significance of chef hats, babies' cry perception and gender expectations, Ethiopian coffee ceremonies and origins, a stolen coffee plant seedling, Looney Tunes hands, Melitta Benz and the coffee filter, Ribena as an energy drink, eccentric behavior and controversial relationships, and Roman graffiti.

Apr 16, 2021 • 56min
369: No Such Thing As Quartz For The Courts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss skillful french bunnies and ancient chinese sunnies.
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Apr 9, 2021 • 53min
368: No Such Thing As The Knipper And The Corpse
Podcast episodes cover intriguing topics such as the mysterious death of a doctor, blood in tears and menstrual myths, the availability of free sanitary products in schools, unconventional objects conducting electricity on touchscreens, the history and origins of touchscreens, and the long and uncertain journeys of butterflies.

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Apr 2, 2021 • 53min
367: No Such Thing As A Horse Drawn Segway
They discuss drugs with colorful names, a prince's colorful grotto, and a country without color TV. They explore the world's first wave machine and theme park queuing experiences. The hosts discuss Ludwig's waves and Disney's castle, as well as the famous Ginsoo 2000 knife and its origins. They delve into the story of a man who swallowed knives as a party trick, and the challenges of naming drugs and funny gene names. They also explore the transition to color TV and tangential topics like Kylie Minogue and Mulan Rouge.

Mar 26, 2021 • 1h 2min
366: No Such Thing As Listening To Your Marmalade
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss historical blocks, indecisive baboons and who acted sly when it came to Stallone.
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Mar 19, 2021 • 51min
365: No Such Thing As A Smart Cheetah At Harvard
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss slow cheetahs, smart cushions and why doing long charity broadcasts might be a terrible idea.
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Mar 17, 2021 • 22min
No Such Thing As Enough Money For Comic Relief
In addition to your regularly scheduled weekly episode, here is a clip from last week's No Such Thing As A Fish 20-hour podcast, streamed live from last Friday for Comic Relief!