
No Such Thing As A Fish
Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week.
Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)
Latest episodes

21 snips
Feb 18, 2022 • 43min
414: No Such Thing As Miles Davis's Jazzercise Workouts
Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Army squads, Leggy squats, and heady squabs.
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30 snips
Feb 11, 2022 • 55min
413: No Such Thing As Squid Playing Games
Live from York, Dan, James, Andrew, & Anna discuss squids, sticks, artichokes and arty jokes. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

20 snips
Feb 4, 2022 • 39min
412: No Such Thing As A John Lennon Statue in Svalbard
Dan, James, Andrew, & special guest Deborah Frances-White discuss fake foxes, fake Drug habits, and fake Tina Turners. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

13 snips
Jan 28, 2022 • 50min
411: No Such Thing As Cristiano Ronaldo Eating Pistachios
Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss postcards, pistachios, postcards and a glamorous guillotiner. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes.

15 snips
Jan 21, 2022 • 39min
410: No Such Thing As A Cheesus Christ
Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss dogs that escape, robbers who can't escape Detective Cumberbatch, and where best to escape the dreaded 'girlitis'.
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14 snips
Jan 14, 2022 • 49min
409: No Such Thing As Reverend Christian Book
Live from Poole, Dan, Andy, Anna and Andrew discuss tardigrades, tigers, testicle theft and trendy priests.
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32 snips
Jan 7, 2022 • 43min
408: No Such Thing As A 'Waiting For Godot' Action Figure
Live from Chesterfield, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss monkey bashing grannies, monkey bashing Beatles, and how the number the beast can get you on the road to Armageddon.
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Dec 31, 2021 • 41min
407: No Such Thing As An Echidna With An After Eight Mint
Happy New Year! It's the Fish Live Compilation Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew show why they're absolute pro podcasters, with a new bunch of outtakes and near disasters from our live shows.
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10 snips
Dec 24, 2021 • 44min
406: No Such Thing As Batman And Thrush
Live from Birmingham it's the Fish Christmas Special! Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Christmas birds and Christmas paintings, and wish you a Randy Christmas.
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15 snips
Dec 17, 2021 • 43min
405: No Such Thing As Caviar-Flavoured Water
Live from Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss soup bombs, military llamas and the annual explosion of worm sperm.
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