How Long Gone

Join the hosts as they humorously navigate Toronto's coffee scene and dive into the nuances of shopping experiences during the holidays. They tackle quirky gift traditions and the amusing dilemmas of pressure washing. With listener Q&As, they debate the merits of Burning Man versus dog sitting while sharing tales of nostalgia and evolving personal commitments. Their witty banter includes insights on collections, music, and the ever-changing definition of coolness, all peppered with lighthearted reflections on holiday fun and adulting.

Mel Ottenberg, a world-renowned stylist and editor-in-chief at Interview Magazine, shares his humorous insights from New York. He discusses innovative Canadian bodywork and his reactions to Kim Kardashian's holiday projects. Ottenberg recalls a beautiful celebrity forgetting a lunch date and muses over the quirks of modern holiday gatherings. The conversation also touches on flavors of Jewish cuisine, explores meme culture around SeanCody.com, and reflects on the peculiarities of celebrity life—all wrapped in light-hearted banter and fashion musings.

In this lively chat, the hosts dive into their cozy living contrasts, sharing hilarious hotel and neighborhood anecdotes. They tackle luxury cars like the Maybach, intertwining humorous travel tales with a critique of the wealthy lifestyle. The scandal between Blake Lively and her co-star adds a spicy twist, exploring celebrity dynamics. They also lighten the mood with discussions on cold plunges, canned oxygen, and even the peculiarities of pronouncing 'jalapenos.' Get ready for laughs and intriguing insights about culture and personal experiences!

Cazzie David, an actor and writer from Los Angeles, joins the conversation from her sister's house in New York. She and the hosts discuss Chris' Aspen trip and their excitement for Santa Fe's culinary scene. Cazzie dives into her orthorexia and the quirks of the B.R.A.T. diet, alongside humorous takes on wellness trends and their disdain for certain food combinations. They also reflect on celebrity culture, spiritual insights on past life traumas, and the dynamics of fame, keeping the conversation both engaging and thought-provoking.

Lili Anolik, the author of "Didion & Babitz," dives into the fascinating lives of legendary writers Joan Didion and Eve Babitz, sharing never-before-seen letters that reveal their personalities. The conversation touches on pop culture musings, including the quirks of modern celebrities like Timothée Chalamet and the potential for Eve's OnlyFans. Lili also discusses the unique dynamics of female relationships in literature, the complexities of artistic identity, and the intriguing intersection of personal stories and public personas.

Chris and Jason dive into the chaotic vibes of Santa Con and ponder the implications of the Tesla Cybertruck. They humorously dissect the New Jersey drone scene and debate the fitness authenticity of trends labeled 'Natty or Not.' Celebrity culture is put under the microscope, discussing Chris Rock's SNL monologue and how Diddy is adjusting to life in jail. They also explore the latest in 'California sober' living and engage in witty commentary about dating in Glendale and the rising fad of 'balabangles' ankle weights. Expect laughs and fresh takes on modern dilemmas!

In this lively discussion, the hosts tackle everything from DJ James Kennedy’s scandalous reality TV journey to engaging insights on Malibu fires. They ponder the possible connections between Drake and a new WNBA team in Toronto while critiquing the absurdity of modern fashion trends. The nostalgic rise of classic Puma shoes also gets a shout-out. With lighthearted takes on celebrity relationships and the recent acquisition of 'Hot Ones,' they keep the laughs coming, capped off by a whimsical debate over Austin Butler's casting as Patrick Bateman.

Explore the vibrant world of Playlab, a creative agency with big-name collaborations. Discover the hilarious anecdotes behind Post Malone's iconic album cover and a cheeky cocktail brainstorming session. Delve into nostalgic discussions about family, indie music, and the quirky dynamics of the creative industry. They tackle funny moments involving energy drinks and relatable health journeys, all while highlighting the balance between creativity and business. From foot injuries to reflections on childhood adventures, it's a captivating mix of laughter and insight.

Join Chris and Jason as they share hilarious travel tales, including an absurd airport delay. They dive into quirky cultural events like Art Basel, discuss the complexities of health care, and imagine the perfect dictator. A lighthearted banter about unique cocktails leads to creative drink ideas, along with amusing film concepts starring Kevin Hart. The duo also reflects on societal quirks, emerging platforms like Bluesky, and unexpected interactions at parties, all while blending humor with keen insights into modern life.

Dan Keeling, a writer, restaurateur, and wine expert renowned for Noble Rot Magazine, shares insights from his diverse career, including his early days in music A&R. He dives into his new book, detailing how to enjoy exquisite wines without breaking the bank. The conversation shifts to intriguing topics like the challenges of winemaking, the authenticity of artisan wines versus mass-produced brands, and personal wine tasting experiences. He humorously connects the worlds of wine and music, revealing how heritage shapes preferences.