How Long Gone

One-on-one pod, Chris & Jason chat about Tate vs. Gretta, one of the worst year-end in's & out's lists, a recap of TJ's Christmas dinner, Chris loves the cookie, all moms listen to HLG, Chris went to Palm Springs for the holidays, TJ went hiking and his dogs are barking, the resurgence of step-counting, eating in your car to avoid the riff-raff, the meatball shop walked so Hot Cheeto corndog could run, a standing rib roast, how much NYE is going to cost, pet sitters should pay me, Chris sets the stage for the most opulent molly water imaginable, gluten-free pancakes, and it's important to check on the grustlers in your life this week as the emails have likely been trickling in this past week.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robby Hoffman is a comedian from New York and Montreal, living in Los Angeles. We chat about Eggsy, the Tommy Bahama restaurant, Courtney Love on Maron, a 30-hour train ride home on Christmas Eve that has it all, emergency dental work in Portland, Americans can't handle snow like Canadians, what she got her girlfriend for Christmas, we're not doing the news, the slow and steady pacing of her jokes, it would be amazing if talk show hosts were good at talking, LA and NY are both shitholes, she had quite the figure when she was younger, and if our material world will cease to exist one day, then we'd better buy as many material things as possible.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans twitter.com/iAmRobbyHoffman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale on Christmas Eve. We hope you all have a great holiday and thank you for listening to us for another year. We discuss cold plunge baptisms and TJ's Christmas menu.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Naomi Fry is a close friend and writer at The New Yorker. She spoke with us on location in Tel Aviv but lives in New York. We spoke with her about gift wrapping, Chris' SNL audition, TJ gets roasted for going to a screening of Home Alone live with an orchestra, feta cheese and chain-smoking, omnivorous sexuality, her journey as a cat mom, is Naomi a Nepo Mommy? maybe she needs to pump the breaks with the Safdies, John Mayer on Call Her Daddy, does she get Hollywooded in the middle east? Brutalist Air Bnbs, why she recently followed Matty Healey on Instagram, snifters of sherry, what our plans are for Q4-2022, Harrison Ford vs. Ted Danson, and we celebrate Chris' xanniversary. instagram.com/frynaomifrytwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Morgan started on the infamous show Rich Kids Of Beverly Hills and has been a television personality since then, fashion influencing along the way. We chat about her love of The 1975's Matty Healy, a flash mob style needle drop at a recent birthday party, Mason Disick surely does cocaine, some people can get AirPods in different colors, her green Bentley, why she prefers Tik Tok to Instagram, texting back immediately a reverse power move, Morgan can't go full gloss with her skincare routine, she has a closet inside of her closet, who she's dressing for, she gained 30 pounds in six weeks after moving to New York, daycare moms stealing her swag, nepotism as it pertains to physical attributes, a recent trip to Gwyneth's house for a Goop Holiday Party, and her top three prescription pills.instagram.com/morganstewarttwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one podcast recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about having a Canadian-style pre-drink, trouble at the Cartier store, all animals want to live, where do you draw the line? Animal chiropractic influencers, Chris is glad that the World Cup virus has ended, how to style a Pyrex Tears short, Ignacio Mattos is sexy, Equinox steam room vibe report, Gorilla Mode, remember the Versuz Battle? Subscribe to my newsletter because I don't know how long I will be on this hell site, Elon Musk is merely a pawn in Jay-Z's game, Tory Burch > Tory Lanez.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ignacio Mattos is an Uruguayan-born chef currently living in New York. His restaurants, Estela, Altro Paradiso, Lodi, and Corner Bar, are some of the city's busiest and best. We chat bout our travels to Seattle, a recap of Them Jeans' throwback DJ set, our Washingtonian-steam punk Robert Downey Jr. server, he has a dead person's knee, cauliflower ear is sexy until you have to lick that thing, facials, does Ignacio get in there and clean the toilet, the pleasure of paying for things, one time he got embarrassed and had to buy hundreds of dollars worth of mushrooms, how many dishes are too many? When it comes to sex and food, it's hard to have it all, how to eat a croissant the right way, don't trust someone who doesn't like chocolate, it's probably super fun to cook the food for room service too, Ignacio's thoughts on negative reviews and the star system, and we try to convince him to open a restaurant in Las Vegas against his will.instagram.com/ignaciomattostwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason Isbell is a musician from Tennessee, and Will Welch is the Global Editorial Director at GQ from New York. We chat about the White Lotus finale, Ben Affleck spotted sipping a Starbies, noise canceling, people ask Will why he's always so dressed up, crushing pills with his boot, performing at the Kennedy Center Honors with Amy Grant, being stuck in hotel gyms with celebrities, we find out why Chris didn't get red carpet credentials at the Man Of The Year awards, how to travel with a $150,000 vintage guitar, Muscle Shoals scene report, Jason's top three prescription pills, getting the phone call from Lady Gaga when his song was picked for A Star Is Born, and what he did with his Morgan Wallen money, and growing up as a crusty ass punk rocker.instagram.com/jasonisbellinstagram.com/willwelchtwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today recorded live and hungover from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about Emily in Paris Season 3 spoilers, Jason tries to dissect why Chris is resistant to White Lotus despite the subject matter being up his street, Chris only wants to be challenged by books, a full report on the Celine fashion show from the music to the music, TJ is playing a Cinespace reunion party this week and we're not sure if there will be valet, we use Sza as a jumping off point to argue whether or not you need a hit song to be successful and what even is a hit song, the edible starts kicking in and Chris said Joe Budden played Mazzy Star on his podcast, Winter House vs. Avatar 2, wedding photo booth props, and friends of the show holiday party report. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

King Princess, aka Mikaela Straus, is a musician from New York. We chat about pilates pain, Chris' holiday parties in New York, mashed potatoes, KP is a gamer and likes to play Call Of Duty Modern Warfare, she stopped smoking weed for a while after breaking her Pokémon bong, the difference between gaybaiting and gayfishing, the balance of how weird to be on social media, our thoughts on paying $8 for horny AI selfies, how much money you make on a world tour vs. how much you make working one day on a photo shoot, the word "broad," her sync inbox could be more active, the troll is more valuable than being earnest, when to eat Taco Bell, KP forces us to pay for her hair and makeup tonight as straight reparations, she's not in the mood to workout right now, but when she is, it's deadlift time, she wants her body to be a weapon, a new favorite horror movie, she accuses us of being incels and that I own a real doll, her fascination with the 1975's Matty Healy, why she likes playing in Australia, her mom likes to ride horses and have long hair, and her three favorite guitar players of all time.instagram.com/kingprincess69twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices