How Long Gone

One-on-one pod today recorded live and hungover from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about Emily in Paris Season 3 spoilers, Jason tries to dissect why Chris is resistant to White Lotus despite the subject matter being up his street, Chris only wants to be challenged by books, a full report on the Celine fashion show from the music to the music, TJ is playing a Cinespace reunion party this week and we're not sure if there will be valet, we use Sza as a jumping off point to argue whether or not you need a hit song to be successful and what even is a hit song, the edible starts kicking in and Chris said Joe Budden played Mazzy Star on his podcast, Winter House vs. Avatar 2, wedding photo booth props, and friends of the show holiday party report. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

King Princess, aka Mikaela Straus, is a musician from New York. We chat about pilates pain, Chris' holiday parties in New York, mashed potatoes, KP is a gamer and likes to play Call Of Duty Modern Warfare, she stopped smoking weed for a while after breaking her Pokémon bong, the difference between gaybaiting and gayfishing, the balance of how weird to be on social media, our thoughts on paying $8 for horny AI selfies, how much money you make on a world tour vs. how much you make working one day on a photo shoot, the word "broad," her sync inbox could be more active, the troll is more valuable than being earnest, when to eat Taco Bell, KP forces us to pay for her hair and makeup tonight as straight reparations, she's not in the mood to workout right now, but when she is, it's deadlift time, she wants her body to be a weapon, a new favorite horror movie, she accuses us of being incels and that I own a real doll, her fascination with the 1975's Matty Healy, why she likes playing in Australia, her mom likes to ride horses and have long hair, and her three favorite guitar players of all time.instagram.com/kingprincess69twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is in LA. We chat about TJ's fashion journey, Frank Ocean has hands, the upcoming Celine fashion show, an emerging trend in New York trucker hats, what it takes to pull off True Religion Jeans, people who are clothes-poor, and an update on TJ's wheelchair menace, we need to bring back egging folx, a plan to exact road rage revenge, breakfast is the chicest meal of the day, hot girls can pull off donuts, and we go through the top ten of Pitchfork's 2022 songs of the year.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about the holiday season and all the gifts that it brings, Christmas tree lots should have hotter guys working there, TJ went to a rave-style party and dealt with an unsavory character, some people still use Foursquare, a stranger that TJ took a candid airport photo of ended up DMing him afterward, professional athletes should have restricted access to Youtube, Alec Monopoly's Art Basel DJ set and the overall decline of global socialite tentpole events, and a new mixtape we just dropped.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Uncle Paulie is a deli man from Queens, NY, now living in Los Angeles. But his sandwich shop has grown in popularity after his merch became the go-to item for celebs worldwide. Most importantly, he's got an amazing personality and likes to bust balls as much as we do. We chat about TJ taking his first pilates class, we dissect Lindsey Lohan's Pepsi and milk dirty soda, growing up in stand-up comedy rooms with his mom, what happens when he goes back to the old neighborhood, being a low-key raver, we hand select a vegetarian sandwich for Chris and I, turning in the 5 series for a big ass pickup truck, tour managing Action Bronson back in the day, how Travis Scott kicked off his merch business, him and Chris argue about dusty hip hop for 10 minutes, and we close out on Kanye's new developments.instagram.com/unclepauliesdelitwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Physical Therapy, aka Daniel Fisher is a DJ and producer from New York. We chat about Barstool Glasses, gaybaiting Omar Apollo, Chris' hate-watching continues, Daniel had to cancel t-gives because of c-vid, which foods Daniel's mother put her whole foot in, we teach Chris what a roux is, on his fitness journey, all roads lead to back tattoo, does he have any SEO troubles with a name like that, what year he was peaking, and how he was dressing, his DJ dating rules, would Chris and I be able to get into Berghain? what a nine-hour DJ set entails, his energy drink addiction, whether or not his mom wants grandkids, and his DJ retirement plans.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans instagram.com/fysicaltherapy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one night pod, recorded live and uncut from Glendale. We chat about TJ going Sideways mode in Napa Valley, tasting the juice, and eating the charcuterie, TJ got Ugg boots, the pains of Chemex coffee making, slow cooking television on the cursed Twitch platform, Chris watched the entire season of Dan Levy's cooking show on HBO and has some wardrobe critiques, we unwrap the scandal of Kim K's white-hot fashion brand Balenciaga, as well as Tom and Giselle's white-hot offshore crypto holding company FTX, and we end the show with a dive into the newest fitness trend—Hostage tape.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tabitha Soren is a former reporter for NBC, ABC, and, most notably for us, MTV. She's interviewed everyone from Tupac to Yassir Arafat and is now a fine art photographer living in Northern California. We chat with her about Xzybit's Air Tag discovery, Chris is ordering Erewhon Thanksgiving to celebrate our forefather's kelp noodle harvest, Walt Disney's ranch, Taylor Talk, being an agent to how you are perceived, interviewing was different back in the 90's, empty nesting, everyone tries to mold their first kid into something cool, monetizing a small amount of humiliation, she was also on Beavis And Butthead, her salad days of newscasting, her goals as a photographer, and some early days Evan Dando stories. instagram.com/tabithasorentwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

M.J. Lenderman is a musician from Ashville, North Carolina. His new album Boat Songs, is out now. We chat about World Cup fever, hitting someone in the face with a guitar, Thom Yorke becoming a killing machine, eating sardines and saltines, local Whole Foods scene report, the reality of live show ticket costs, Chris attempts to cut some members of M.J.'s band, parameters need to be set as a jam band, M.J. likes Van Morrisson but only the new stuff, his love of basketball, stick-and-poke tight tats, his girlfriend threw away his coffee maker when he was on tour, we've all tangled with Xanax, his deadhead doctor dad bestowed the family minivan to him, and M.J.'s dream of playing on late night TV.instagram.com/doggus_limbstwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason chat about balaclavas in millennial colors, everything would have been fine if we just did a little cocaine, if you get window tinting as a Christmas present, you might be from Glendale, A full GQ Man Of The Year scene report, Kid Laroi— not as bad as we thought, cholo goth Travis Barker's furry train, Pierce Brosnan's Lil fast ass kids, Trippie Redd blowing down an acreage of gelato inside the party when I'm not allowed to have a cigarette in the smoking section, Chris taking a scissor to the Thommy trousers, Megan Fox now looks like an OnlyFans creator you'd see at Starbucks, fighting over celebrities with your life partner, visiting a local British Pub, what the hell is going on in Qatar, and a prediction for the future of Steve Jobs' Birkenstocks which just sold at auction for $200k.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices