How Long Gone

Chris and Jason share hilarious stories about an Ice Cube bobblehead night and Zach Bryan's hair transplant. They debate R. Kelly vs. Stevie Wonder, exploring the absurdity of musical comparisons. Chris hilariously recounts his failed attempt at a lymphatic massage suit, and they delve into the quirks of European versus American dietary habits. Their lighthearted banter includes reflections on masculinity, personal identity, and the challenges of live performance in today's music scene.

Lorde, the acclaimed musician known for her introspective lyrics, shares her experiences in the podcast. She hilariously recounts hiding under a manhole in NYC and her favorite Gatorade flavor. They delve into the artistry of her upcoming album, Virgin, discussing its mature themes and target audience. The conversation blurs the lines between podcaster and muse as they reflect on her life choices, including dropping out of school at 15, and what roles her friends would take on during her tour. It's a candid and entertaining peek into Lorde's world.

In this lively discussion, Chris shares tales from his fashion retreat in Puglia while Jason reflects on life back in Glendale. They weigh the political implications of camouflage clothing and dive into the highs and lows of competition and fame. Engaging anecdotes, including a quirky mushroom story, lead to deep reflections on device addiction and the urgency of email replies. The duo touches on the absurdity of celebrity culture and the nostalgic charm of pop music, all laced with humor and insights on navigating today’s digital distractions.

In this lively discussion, they touch on everything from horseback riding to Trump's extravagant parade. There’s a humorous critique of Brad Pitt's baffling fashion choices and a playful exploration of viral culinary trends and TikTok cooks. They delve into the intersection of pop culture and hardcore music, questioning authenticity in today’s industry. Expect laughs around 'yo mama' jokes and musings on fame’s complexities, with travel tips scattered throughout for good measure.

Alex Kazemi, a Vancouver-based writer and author of New Millennium Boyz, dives into the nostalgia of late 90s and early 2000s culture. He humorously critiques Playboi Carti's extravagant diamond lollipop while reminiscing about the quirks of outdoor adventures and Lyme's disease fears. The conversation explores the evolution of celebrity culture, fashion frustrations, and non-sexual escort services, alongside reflections on his Kabbalah faith and the quirks of modern travel. Get ready for a wild ride through pop culture and personal anecdotes!

Max Jolliffe, an ultra-marathon trail runner from Orange County, dives into the challenges of running 240 miles and training while working full-time. He shares insights on maintaining a low resting heart rate, his fitness routines, and how sobriety plays into his athleticism. Jolliffe hilariously discusses his favorite fast food, Del Taco, and rates his top five prescription drugs. He also touches on the realities of sponsorship in ultra running and the balance between passion and finance, all while promoting his new documentary, King of Moab.

James Frey, acclaimed author and businessman, joins the conversation to discuss his latest book, 'Next To Heaven'. He hilariously recounts bouncing at a Chicago bar and shares his fast-driving passion. The discussion dives into his unique writing process and thoughts on AI's role in creativity. Frey also opens up about his life changes, like starting hockey at 42 and a quirky parenting moment in Paris. With fascinating insights into his past and future projects, he brings both humor and depth to the art of storytelling.

Chris shares his amusing lack of dreams and how to navigate the DMV with clever cheats. They debate whether a guy pushing a grocery cart is a turnoff and revel in a new seaweed cookie trend. There’s a playful chat about card counting and a meal at Cafe Zaffri in New York. The hosts also geek out over baseball, fashion choices, and upcoming summer tour updates while mixing in tales from the world of stand-up comedy.

Adam Roberts, a New York writer and author of the novel *Food Person*, chats about everything from Marc Maron's retirement to finding bagels in Atlanta. He reflects on the twists of urban life, shares his thoughts on Katz's Deli erotica, and discusses the peculiarities of ghostwriting a celebrity cookbook. The evolution of LGBTQ+ online interactions, hilarious poker night anecdotes, and the pressures of Hollywood casting also make for entertaining highlights. Plus, he humorously deduces Chris' emotional trauma from a Sweetgreen order!

Chris and Jason dive into quirky topics like half-marathon nipple chafing and the absurdities of Fox News reply guys. They humorously explore how Gen Z avoids bar tabs and the perplexities of modern nightlife from cash to digital payments. The conversation turns to the religious undertones at matcha raves and muses about the evolution of audiobooks versus podcasts. Celebrity culture, body deodorant commercials, and the dynamics of graphic design also spark laughter, creating a delightful blend of personal anecdotes and social commentary.