How Long Gone

Beth Ditto is the singer of the band Gossip. She and I are playing Just Like Heaven Festival this weekend in Los Angeles. We recap our Bravo experience on Watch What Happens Live, TJ finally went to Odeon, expired makeup, growing up in Arkansas, she drops maybe the smartest take on the Kendrick and Drake beef, the best thing you can do for your body is sleep all day, the post-riot grrrl movement, Jeopardy is back, who has the best fries, and one time she tried to make meatloaf out of Pringles.instagram.com/bethdittotwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris and Jason chat about water branding, John Mulaney's show, Seth Rogen's image, a potential Jonah Hill comeback, San Francisco, NA beverage psyop, Almighty So 2, Drake's home security, Katt Williams, changing Eggslut's name, TJ's pescatarian diet, and Chris' post-dessert life.

Editor of The Face magazine, Matthew Whitehouse, discusses fun magazine creation, leaving Twitter, learning to drive at 35, and touring with Morrissey. Topics include brain worms, savory flan, Mr Brightside, and making media consumption engaging and entertaining.

Lauren Sherman is the fashion correspondent at Puck, the author of an upcoming book, and a newfound podcast host. If you're wondering why this episode is only 15 minutes, it's because Lauren's recording had technical issues. We decided to release the intro, though. Also, we recovered a transcription of the interview, which you can read here.twitter.com/lapresmiditwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod today: Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about adults playing kickball, getting your sheets pressed thrice weekly, sleeveless and shorthaired TJ, Alo fingerless gloves, CB banging a set (of 12), what are we gonna do about Drake and Kendrick, the true crime-ification of rap battles, old man Seinfeld, and did Dua flop?twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Simon Doonan is a fashion icon, author, and former Barneys New York creative director. His book Drag will be released in paperback on May 21st. We chat about the correct time of day to do pilates, Chris in Nashville, Simon travels light, when people copied his window displays, the way he pronounces NASCAR, Los Angeles from the 70s to the 80s, how to have a groovy life without a ton of dough, early Maxfield's stories, the relationship between malnutrition and fashion, beetroot salads, his dog's names, how he fits in down in Palm Beach, his tai chi philosophy, Simon's husband designed The Parker Hotel in Palm Springs and we don't talk about how expensive it is, and what it was like helping put together the Marilyn Monroe estate sale.instagram.com/simondoonantwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete Yorn is a musician from New Jersey who is now living in LA. We chat about nausea, Kendrick's "Euphoria," seconds after it drops, nuts dot com, the episodes Pete listened to in preparation, moving to the desert for nine months, raising a valley girl, Los Angeles in the 90s, bongs, quitting booze, his love of The Smiths, playing drums for Bruce, how to French Exit at shows, getting too shwagged out, is he a nepo brother? And how he got cast in Killers of the Flower Moon.instagram.com/peteyorntwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One-on-one pod, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Justin Bieber's crying selfie, a night out to Mel Ottenberg's birthday party + Gag, Celsius & Vodka, Chris gets the newspaper delivered, a review of Zendaya's Challengers, Chris changed his avi, No Reservations, TJ's back on pilates, the New York Art Book Fair: where does it end? And come see us live this summer.howlonggone.comtwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jakob Nowell is the son of Sublime's Bradley Nowell, and now their singer. Sublime played their first show with Jakob at Coachella last week. See them and Jakob's Castle, his solo project, live this summer all over. We chat about the last time Chris ate leftovers, a pesky Twitter user, his hairless cats, rolling his own cigs, Chris and Jakob's mutual love of weird independent gyms, how much time he spends shirtless, why he performs shoeless, his protein intake and workout routine, how many Celsius he can drink in a day, how to infiltrate pop music, his future political plans, how emotionally draining their Coachella sets were, given his unique situation, what kind of music he'd DJ if he DJ'd, and his love of Clown Core.instagram.com/sublimeinstagram.com/jakobnowelltwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phoebe Lovatt is a writer and host of the podcast Deep Read. We chat with her from her home in London about Kanye and Yung Lean at Disneyland, Sean John tank top on at this point, vests, forgetting to wear bottoms in public, speed-listening to podcasts, she kind of always wants to live somewhere else, she loves weather as much as Jason, sharing a hospital room with a handcuffed person, the type of guests she books on her podcast, The Cutting Room Floor podcast, cyberfeminism, fizzling Huberman, writers writing books about how hard writing books is, different substances to assist with writing, and she doesn't love the pub.instagram.com/phoebelovatttwitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices