How Long Gone

Chris and Jason dive into entertaining topics from Philadelphia and Glendale. They hilariously critique fashion choices at the US Open and Zayn Malik's transformation. The duo discusses celebrity accountability, culinary delights, and the legacy of figures like Bill Cosby, all wrapped in lighthearted banter. They share funny anecdotes about chocolate and drugs, critique Linkin Park's dynamic changes, and reflect on Super Bowl performances. With stories of an orange Aston Martin and unique dining experiences, it’s a mix of humor and culture!

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Glendale. We chat about Hawk Tuah's new podcast "Talk Tuah," Chris went to the Rolex raw bar at the US Open last night, social media cleansing, Goldbelly-ing over a nice bagel, gamifying fitness, Baron Trump at NYU, Katy Perry on Call Her Daddy, doing drugs and feeling good, and Chris is getting an orange Aston Martin this weekend.twitter.com/donetodeathtwitter.com/themjeanshowlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Harrison Patrick Smith, also known as The Dare, is a New York City-based musician with a fresh record out, "What's Wrong With New York?" The conversation breezes through Labor Day festivities, cake candle mishaps, and a humorous take on HBO's 'Industry.' Harrison shares insights about his vibrant Instagram life and his recent date at The Met. They explore the pressures and joys of remixing music in the digital age and even consider whether a harmonica will make an appearance at his next DJ set. Join them for a mix of music, creativity, and candid laughs!

The hosts discuss their favorite Italian spots in New York during the US Open, mixing tennis insights with culinary nostalgia. They dive into humorous topics like drunken antics at Burning Man and the comfort of modern athletic shoes. A lighthearted take on dining trends, such as boneless fruit and innovative eating styles, adds to the fun. Personal anecdotes about fashion faux pas and quirky gadgets round out their conversation, illustrating a blend of humor and personal growth in everyday experiences.

Blake Butler, a writer from Atlanta known for his acclaimed book 'Molly', shares his eclectic experiences and insights. He humorously reminisces about his adventures at a Limp Bizkit concert, reflecting on 90s nostalgia and celebrity culture. The conversation dives into veggie burgers, green tea choices, and the quirks of the publishing industry. Blake also discusses his writing journey and the balance between creativity and commercial expectations, all sprinkled with lighthearted, taboo humor.

Johnny Marr, the legendary guitarist and co-songwriter of The Smiths, shares insights from his illustrious career, including tales of his time touring with various bands. He discusses the upcoming re-release of his 2003 album, Boomslang, and what it’s like to balance passion in music with the realities of the industry. Marr reflects on memorable stories involving artists like Noel Gallagher and Jeff Buckley, and humorously reveals his relationship with guitars, including his willingness to sell one for the right price. Expect a delightful mix of nostalgia and adventure!

Chris and Jason compare life in Charleston and New York, sharing hilarious stories about pedicabs and high-end gyms. They muse on the peaks of WFH culture and discuss celebrity culture, touching on Theo Von’s comedic take on drug use. Oasis reunion buzz adds excitement, while playful critiques of dining experiences highlight the evolving restaurant scene. From seafood adventures to quirky music festival revelations, the conversation is filled with humor, nostalgia, and a dose of insightful commentary on generational perspectives.

Ben Shelton, the #13 ranked tennis player in the world, chats about his vibrant NYC adventures and culinary spots. He humorously recounts his travel withdrawals and the unique experiences of balancing life and competition. Ben shares tales from a pro-am tennis event, discusses his penchant for social media, and lists what he reads while on the road. He reflects on his rapid rise in tennis, mentioning interactions with icons like Billie Jean King, and he navigates the fun dynamics of being a young athlete in today's world.

Conor Oberst, the frontman of Bright Eyes, joins the conversation from his Los Angeles home. He shares quirky insights on everything from Rolex sponsorships to the joys of pandemic puppies. Oberst humorously reflects on memorable moments, like opening for Obama in 2008. He talks about his earlier ventures, including buying his first car for just a dollar and his brief stint as a teacher. The chat blends nostalgia with laughs, covering playful rivalries and the peculiarities of modern shopping, all while gearing up for the release of his new album.

Chris and Jason dive into the surprising financial success of celebrity Hawk Tuah, and debate whether it’s too soon for an Anthony Bourdain biopic. They engage in a hilarious argument over 'Emily in Paris,' touch on Matt Rife's comedy special, and reflect on a memorable tennis event featuring Ben Shelton. The duo also explores the musical shifts of Post Malone and discusses the complexities of celebrity culture, all while sharing laughs and engaging anecdotes from their lives.