THE OFFICIAL MEA CULPA WITH MICHAEL COHEN ARCHIVE

WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there are also experts, comedians, and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world.

WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there are also experts, comedians, and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world.

Stormy may not have advanced Trump’s actual guilt but she did one better and made him look like a dirty old man, enamored with himself and his supposed bedroom prowess, obsessed with conning women into bed. Her testimony which bordered on the fantastical was an amazing display that gave Trump a dose of his own medicine. In the words of the Washington Post, Stormy pulled a Trump on Trump.  A master of social media, Stormy has been fighting trolls for half a decade, but her testimony was a masterclass in deflection and showed the only way to beat Trump outside of the ballot box is at his own game. 

The Defiant Podcast has exclusive access to audio recordings of Stormy Daniels corroborating every aspect of her courtroom testimony. Hear Ms. Daniels discuss how she met Donald Trump, how he tricked her into sleeping with him and trapped her in his room. And what the sex was like. In addition, she’ll discuss his offers of appearing on the Celebrity Apprentice, how she reminded him of his daughter Ivanka and so much more. WARNING THESE CLIPS ARE UNSUITABLE FOR YOUNG LISTENERS AND MAY DISTURB OTHERS. 

Donald Trump continues to deteriorate as he's forced to sit still and shut his mouth in court. Deprived of his 12 daily Diet Cokes, he's falling asleep in court, and once asleep, he's emitting a steady stream of foul-smelling flatulence that is sickening his legal team. It's an apt metaphor for what Trump is doing to the legal system and those around him while his lawyers beg Judge Merchan to drop the gag order. Find out what happened and so much more as Rick Wilson joins the show to read the political tea leaves. 

In a week that saw violent campus protests nationwide, President Biden stays safely in the middle and winds up alienating both the progressive left who want him to take up the Palestinian cause and those who don’t want to see chaos reign on American College Campuses; giving Trump and his MAGA followers an opening to weaponize the protests and blame Biden for the mess. Will this drag the President down in November and deliver Trump the White House? Jennifer Taub joins to explain it all.

In the (Court)Room Where it Happens: A special and singular episode on Trump’s trial, including 3 experts who spent the week as one of the few dozen people permitted to be inside the courtroom where Trump’s trial is happening. Norm Eisen and Jon Alter, along with Harry were all feet from Trump, the witnesses, and the jury. They are joined by Karen Friedman Agnifilo, who has extensive experience with the NY courts, including Judge Merchan, to break down the trial in its broad strokes & nuances; and to anticipate what’s coming next. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jen-psaki-discussing-say-more-with-harry-litman-tickets-8669 (https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jen-psaki-discussing-say-more-with-harry-litman-tickets-866910250897)

A special episode of The Defiant Podcast is dedicated to discussing the Palestinian Protests on college campuses nationwide. Majid welcomes intelligence expert Malcolm Nance to discuss who might be behind it all. Join us for 90 minutes of hot-button issues. 

Majid breaks down Trump's sleazy alliance with tabloid kingpin David Pecker and their illegal pact to get Trump elected. Lincoln Project Founder Reed Galen joins to discuss the impact of the trial and what it will take to destroy Donald Trump. 

WE ARE NOT JOURNALISTS is a weekly podcast starring popular social media pranksters Walter Masterson and Maximillian Clark, who take delight in asking laugh-out-loud, nonsensical questions of today’s newsmakers, many of whom remain relentlessly and utterly clueless. Being somewhat socially responsible, there are also experts, comedians, and politicians analyzing how crazy everything is, and maybe collectively, we can figure out how to save the world.