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On Below Deck Down Under, Wihan continues to be utterly useless as he lazes about the boat and whines anytime anyone calls him out. Meanwhile, Lara tries to cobble together a Fear Factor dinner featuring cooked bat. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap! On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kelli throws a Mommy and Me event at Balmain, which leads to a flurry of ‘90s era pop culture insults. We honestly couldn’t ask for more. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap! On The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kelli throws a Mommy and Me event at Balmain, which leads to a flurry of ‘90s era pop culture insults. We honestly couldn’t ask for more. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the season finale of Southern Charm, Venita confronts Ryan about barbershop rumors, Molly makes a move on Shep, Salley and Taylor sort of fight, and Craig bares his soul about the breakup that no one ever ever ever could see coming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

During a pirate-themed episode of Summer House, Kyle and Craig finally come face to face to schedule their big face-to-face confrontation. Meanwhile, Carl invites a woman named Lil to the house, and Paige continues to display visible dissatisfaction about Craig.  Argggh! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week’s Denise Richards and Her Wild Things, Top Chef winner Brooke Williamson swings by to help Denise cook while Aaron hides his boner.  Meanwhile, Sami gets to see her new nose. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the St. Lucia vacay continues. Garcelle confronts Kyle about Morgan, but when she needs backup from Sutton, it’s just crickets. Naturally she repays the favor when Erika and Dorit have a go at Sutton the high seas. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wihan has decided he’s in love on this week’s Below Deck Down Under. Will he be able to do one lick of work with his heart pounding so? No, but he finds plenty of time to be deeply offended by booty shorts and a refusal of free cheese plate labor. What a douche. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Crappy Hour Live, Dorit isn’t paying her bills (allegedly), Jax announces a coke addiction and a podcast tour, and Carl just wants us to let him be a Cake Eater. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! Porsha is all out of sorts on this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because Dennis the Hot Dog Magnate is trying to get more camera time via Drew. Please don’t disrespect those that make us hair ambassadors, ma’am. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.