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Marysol gets married for the 75th time on The Real Housewives of Miami and Julia uses the wedding party as her scene to stage one of the saddest downfalls of all time. What a dummy. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of twoCharlie introduces his friends to Anwar on this week’s Next Gen NYC, and they just see an older, slightly a-hole-ier version of Charlie. Later, Arianna is shocked to find out that that Ava dissed her fashion aspirations just because she doesn’t really know anything about fashion or have any experience or visible taste. It’s a tough one. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!Charlie introduces his friends to Anwar on this week’s Next Gen NYC, and they just see an older, slightly a-hole-ier version of Charlie. Later, Arianna is shocked to find out that that Ava dissed her fashion aspirations just because she doesn’t really know anything about fashion or have any experience or visible taste. It’s a tough one. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Crappy Hour, Teresa doesn’t like being asked about tax troubles and Peacock announces the cast for season 4 of The Traitors US! We're live every other Monday at 530 PT!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Valley, the guys have a man power meeting before the group heads off to heal their wounds and celebrate Kristen’s engagement in Maui. Will Luke be able to stop himself from having a nervous breakdown before he proposes? And will Kyle Chan really feed his gecko or is that thing toast? Listen to our Love Island bonus episodes and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our final Seattle and LA tour dates on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The longest charter EVAR on Below Deck concludes with so little drama that the producers fast forward over the whole thing. The only thing more disappointing is the tip. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At long last Kelli makes a waffle on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and just when it was safe to go to Williams Sonoma, in walks a messy man ready to stir up trouble for Angela.  Meanwhile, Brit goes to the gutter during a fight about glam. To watch this as a video recap, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s an epic episode of The Valley: Jax returns home only to be mocked by Zack and served by the courts. We could want nothing less. Listen to our Love Island bonus episodes and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our final Seattle and LA tour dates on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In the midst of their feud, Larsa and Lisa head to Milan on The Real Housewives of Miami for fashion week.  Meanwhile at home Alexia circles the wagons and shares more about her relationship with Todd.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For a moment we feel bad for Charlie on Next Gen NYC when he has to sit through an awkward and cringey lunch with Seth.  But whatever glimmers of goodwill we feel rapidly evaporate after he makes microaggressions towards Riley and doesn’t even feel bad about it.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our final Seattle and LA tour dates on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.