JOHNSTONE
Caitlin Johnstone and Tim Foley
Readings of all Caitlin Johnstone's articles, usually by her co-writer Tim Foley.
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Aug 21, 2024 • 6min
Democrats Release Insanely Hawkish Middle East Policy Platform
When you're siding with John Bolton on whether to bomb Iran, you're as insanely hawkish as it gets.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Aug 20, 2024 • 6min
Israel's "Shared Values" With The West Are Tyranny, War And Genocide
Israel is a murderous, tyrannical, psychopathic regime. So is the western empire. So when westerners talk about having “shared values” with Israel, they’re not actually lying.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Aug 20, 2024 • 6min
Politicians In Dystopialand Warn Other Candidate Will Cause Dystopia
One bizarre thing about modern US presidential races is watching politicians in one of the most dystopian civilizations ever to exist warning people that the other candidate wants to lead them into a dark dystopia, which depending on the party they label "communism" or "fascism".
Reading by Tim Foley.

Aug 19, 2024 • 6min
Israel Is Rape
Just like the ongoing mass atrocity we are witnessing in Gaza, this fondness for rape is just one of the many, many symptoms of the injustice and abusiveness that the state of Israel is founded on and built from.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Aug 18, 2024 • 7min
Republicans Are Morons
One reason westerners are so clueless about communism is because every four years the most influential western nation launches a massive months-long disinformation campaign about what communism is. People like Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Lauren Boebert and Tim Pool have been claiming Kamala Harris is a Marxist for proposing price controls, a measure that was also put forward by noted communist Richard M Nixon.
Republicans are so fucking stupid that every few years they start shrieking that they're under attack from "communism", and by "communism" they mean the opposing US party which supports the exact same capitalist status quo they support but with tampons in the boys' bathroom.
God I wish Democrats were as cool as right wing idiots make them sound.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Aug 16, 2024 • 5min
Democrats Are Pigs
Democrats Are Pigs
Author Stephen King has a new viral tweet featuring a picture of himself wearing a Kamala Harris t-shirt modeled after an Obama campaign sticker captioned with the words “I’M SPEAKING” — a phrase with which she drew headlines and severe public outcry last week by using it to shut down anti-genocide protesters at a campaign rally in Detroit.
That’s right: they’re using her condescending shutdown of pro-Palestine demonstrators as a fun girlboss campaign slogan now.
God damn it I hate Democrats so fucking much.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Aug 15, 2024 • 3min
Peace Is Not On The Ballot In November
Americans are voting for Red War or Blue War. That's it. Those are the choices.
Reading by Tim Foley.
Article version: https://www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/peace-is-not-on-the-ballot-in-november

Aug 14, 2024 • 5min
He Had Two Babies
He had two babies.
Twins. Aysal and Aser, a boy and a girl.
Mohammad Abu Al Qumsan had two babies and a loving wife.
Now he has nobody.
An Israeli airstrike killed both his babies, and their mother, and their grandmother, while he was out collecting their birth certificates.
They had just been born.
Reading by Tim Foley.
Article version: https://www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/he-had-two-babies

Aug 13, 2024 • 3min
Israel Suddenly Has A Problem With Attacks On Population Centers
Israel has been loudly and melodramatically fretting about an impending retaliatory attack from Iran and Hezbollah which it claims will likely include strikes in the vicinity of civilian population centers. This is of course rich coming from the regime that has spent ten months turning Gaza into a flattened wasteland of rubble and civilian corpses.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Aug 12, 2024 • 4min
"Another Massacre"
They bombed the Tabeen school in Gaza City with so much explosive force that not a single full body was recovered.
Reading by Tim Foley.


