

JOHNSTONE
Caitlin Johnstone and Tim Foley
Readings of all Caitlin Johnstone's articles, usually by her co-writer Tim Foley.
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Sep 16, 2024 • 5min
If You Vote For Harris Or Trump You Should At Least Have The Decency To Feel Gross About It
I don’t care how you vote. Vote for Harris or for Trump if that’s what you feel like doing. But I do think if you vote for either of those monsters, you should at least have the decency to feel gross about it. Like you did something very dirty and shameful in order to get by.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Sep 16, 2024 • 6min
Musings On The Second Trump Assassination Attempt
According to Trump supporters the Deep State is simultaneously (A) a supremely powerful entity capable of enslaving the world in a neo-Marxist bug-eating vaccine mandate woke dystopia and (B) somehow incapable of successfully assassinating one 78 year-old man despite multiple attempts.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Sep 15, 2024 • 5min
Don't Talk About Politics At The Dinner Table
Everything was going fine until Grandma brought out the roast Palestinian child for dinner.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Sep 15, 2024 • 5min
Yes, Democrats Win Elections. And Then They Commit Genocide
It’s not enough to win, you’ve got to do good things with your win. Democrats do not do good things when they win, they do profoundly, shockingly evil things when they win.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Sep 13, 2024 • 7min
The West Is A Dystopian Wasteland Of Moral Degeneracy
The moral degeneracy of this civilization looks like living lives of relative comfort built on the backs of workers in the global south whose labor and resources are extracted from their nations at profoundly exploitative rates, while raining military explosives on impoverished populations who dare to disobey the dictates of our government, day after day, year after year, decade after decade, and acting like this is all fine and normal.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Sep 13, 2024 • 7min
Genocide In The Foreground, World War Looming In The Background
While attention is justifiably focused on the present horrors in Gaza and the imminent possibility that it could spark another war in the middle east, the world's power structures are once again dividing themselves up into two increasingly intimate alliance groups with an increasingly hostile and militaristic posture toward each other.
Reading by Tim Foley.
Article with supporting links: https://www.caitlinjohnst.one/p/genocide-in-the-foreground-world

Sep 12, 2024 • 5min
The Debate Was Two Assholes Bragging About What Murderous Empire Sluts They Are
If you missed the presidential debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, this was pretty much the tone of it:
Trump: She’s a communist. She’s literally a Marxist.
Harris: Actually Goldman Sachs loves me.
Trump: I saw her eat a cat. It was on the TV.
Harris: Dick Cheney loves me too.
Trump: She won’t kill any Palestinians at all.
Harris: I’ll kill way more Palestinians than he’ll kill.
Trump: I will kill the most Palestinians. I’ll kill more Palestinians than anyone.
Harris: You couldn’t kill even one Palestinian. You are weak.
Trump: I am not weak I am strong. I am the strongest.
Harris: You’re a weak little girl and you’ll let China win.
Trump: She’s gonna start a nuclear war with Russia.
Harris: I will invade Russia myself and I’ll kill Putin with my bare hands. I am the strongest and you are the weakest.
Trump: It’s not true. It’s not true.
Harris: I will also do the most fracking and drill the most oil. Many Republicans have said I’m the strongest.
Trump: No. No. She’s weak on immigration.
Harris: I kick immigrants in the balls for fun.
[commercial break]
The presidential debate sucked and they were both horrible, but Harris clearly came out looking more coherent and in control. In other words, Harris did what anyone debating Trump should have been able to do on day one. The fact that it’s taken three whole election cycles to see a candidate dominate Trump in a basic presidential debate shows what braindead morons the Democrats have been serving up all these years.
As a debater, she did her job. As a presidential candidate, she showed why so many warmongering Republicans have been so eager to support her. She showed that she’s a Republican with pronouns in her bio, talking about how tough she’s going to be on China and how much she loves fracking and oil and Israel and how many Republicans have endorsed her and her policies.
This is what the “left wing” looks like in the world’s most powerful government. US politics is so intensely stupid.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Sep 11, 2024 • 4min
Democrats Have Decided To Just Ignore American Muslims This Election Cycle
Clearly Muslim Americans are seeing something they care deeply about this election season which the rest of the population has decided doesn't matter very much.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Sep 10, 2024 • 4min
Democrats Don't Care If You Vote For Them And Don't Care If They Lose
It doesn’t matter how you vote, and it doesn’t matter how you don’t vote. The US power structure is set up to be completely unaffected by voters.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Sep 10, 2024 • 6min
The US Empire Can Only Exist In A Continuous State Of Mass Military Violence
I shouldn't be able to do this for a living. Criticizing the warmongering of a single power structure shouldn't be anyone's full-time job. No government should be murdering people so consistently and reliably that people can plan their whole lives around it.
Reading by Tim Foley.