JOHNSTONE
Caitlin Johnstone and Tim Foley
Readings of all Caitlin Johnstone's articles, usually by her co-writer Tim Foley.
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Dec 11, 2025 • 5min
The Empire Is Scrambling To Fully Dominate Latin America, And Other Notes
The US pirating a Cuba-bound oil tanker from Venezuela illustrates how the empire is hurrying to shore up control over Latin America in the same way the US and Israel are quickly shoring up control over the middle east.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 10, 2025 • 6min
New York Times Wants The US Military Built Up For War With China
Just as the United States hits its first official trillion-dollar annual military budget, the New York Times editorial board has published an article which argues that the US is going to need to increase military funding to prepare for a major war with China.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 9, 2025 • 8min
How To Heal When The World Is On Fire
We definitely don't need to wait until the bastards have been defeated and we're feeling safe and secure in order to begin our healing journey.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 8, 2025 • 2min
The Blue Whales Have Stopped Singing
The blue whales have stopped singing
because the krill are vanishing
because the oceans are warming
because we are ruled by long-toothed liars
whose insides are full of dead leaves.
The great whales have gone silent
and my bird has gone blind
and there are chatbots in the basement
and corpses in the corn.
Under the overpass it is dry and still.
You would never know that everything is dying.
You should come and visit me.
Meet me over there under the sepia streetlights
with the strangleporn perverts and fentanyl fallen,
all the stillborn scar tissue extractions
from the wreckage of a banished womb,
the NAFTA-noosed factory towns full of deserted buildings
and the window-snarling meth towns full of deserted people,
where the cries of orphaned Palestinians mingle
with the cries of the last baby orangutan
ever born in the wild.
Meet me under the flickering lights.
Bring me some smokes and a sad luck story
and let's stay up late by the freeway
watching the traffic get sparse.
Show me the spots on your skin
where life has kicked you
and I will kiss them
and give you a flower.
The leviathans have gone quiet
and the turbines are getting loud,
and everything has become so strange.
So sit with me on this curb
under my burlap wing
and let's laugh
and heal
and mark beauty
until sunrise.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 8, 2025 • 4min
Trump's Henchmen Keep Calling Their War Slut President A Peacemaker
Trump campaigned on being a president of peace and continues to stake his personal reputation on big talk about peacemaking, but in terms of concrete action he's just as much of a warmonger as the psychopaths who came before him.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 7, 2025 • 7min
Sudan, Venezuela, And Other Notes
If Maduro really was a monstrous tyrannical dictator the US would be selling him F-35s.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 4, 2025 • 4min
On Becoming The First Species To Go Extinct From Politeness
Gonna follow the dinosaurs out the door because it was too uncomfortable and confrontational to tell a few billionaires and empire managers to fuck off.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 4, 2025 • 4min
Sorry If This Is Antisemitic But I Think It's Wrong To Train Dogs To Rape Prisoners
One thing I try not to think about very often is how many reports we've been seeing about Israeli prison guards training dogs to rape Palestinian captives in torture camps like Sde Teiman.
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 3, 2025 • 4min
World's Most Tyrannical Government Wants To Free Venezuela From Tyranny
Whenever I see the US empire saying they plan to remove the latest Official Bad Guy from power in order to liberate a nation from tyranny, I always want to ask, what is tyranny?
Is it tyranny to constantly topple foreign governments by force if their leaders disobey you?
Is it tyranny to circle the planet with hundreds of military bases in order to dominate all of humanity?
Is it tyranny to continuously be inflicting mass military slaughter, backing genocides, staging foreign coups, fomenting unrest and uprisings in foreign nations, meddling in foreign elections, funding proxy conflicts, imposing blockades and starvation sanctions on civilian populations, and engaging in nuclear brinkmanship in order to rule the world?
Is it tyranny to treat the entire global south as your personal piggy bank from which to extract limitless labor and resources and murder anyone who tries to inhibit these practices through any movement toward national sovereignty?
Reading by Tim Foley.

Dec 2, 2025 • 7min
Ah, Good Old War Propaganda
The most common misconception about the free press of the western world is that it exists.
Reading by Tim Foley.


