Jim Norton Can't Save You

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This episode comedian Kim Congdon joins the program. Support the sponsors to SUPPORT the show! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code NORTON -- just pay $5 shipping. That’s promo code NORTON. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. https://bluechew.com/ Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337 New episodes every Wednesday. Call in when Jim goes live on Instagram. Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour April 18-19 Key West,FL May 2 - 3 Hollywood Improv, LA May 16-17 Washington,DC June 6-7 Salt Lake City June 20-21 Cleveland,OH July 10 - Montreal,QC July 11 -Ottawa,ON July 12 - Toronto,ON Follow Kim Congdon https://www.instagram.com/kimcongdon/?hl=en https://www.youtube.com/@Kimcongdon Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Produced by Mike Lavin    @homelesspimp   https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=en

This episode comedian Adrienne Iapalucci joins the program. Support the sponsors to SUPPORT the show! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code NORTON -- just pay $5 shipping. That’s promo code NORTON. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. https://bluechew.com/ Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337 New episodes every Wednesday. Call in when Jim goes live on Instagram. Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour April 4-5 Point Pleasant,NJ April 18-19 Key West,FL May 2 - 3 Hollywood Improv, LA May 16-17 Washington,DC June 6-7 Salt Lake City June 20-21 Cleveland,OH July 10 - Montreal,QC July 11 -Ottawa,ON July 12 - Toronto,ON Follow Adrienne Iapalucci https://www.instagram.com/adrienneiapalucci/?hl=en https://x.com/AIapalucci Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Produced by Mike Lavin    @homelesspimp   https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=en

This episode comedian Mark Normand joins the program. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/NORTON and use code NORTON and get $50 instantly when you play $5! Download the app today and use code NORTON to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337 New episodes every Wednesday. Call in when Jim goes live on Instagram. Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour March 21-22 Tampa,FL April 4-5 Point Pleasant,NJ April 18-19 Key West,FL May 2 - 3 Hollywood Improv, LA May 9-10 Naples, FL May 16-17 Washington,DC May 30 Ridgefield, CT June 6-7 Salt Lake City June 20-21 Cleveland,OH July 10 - Montreal,QC July 11 -Ottawa,ON July 12 - Toronto,ON Sept 12-13 St. Petersburg, FL Follow Mark Normand https://www.instagram.com/marknormand/?hl=en https://www.youtube.com/@WeMightBeDrunkPod Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Produced by Mike Lavin     @homelesspimp   https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=en

This episode Matteo Lane and Nick Smith join the program. Join over 12 million men worldwide who trust MANSCAPED. Use code NORTON for 20% & free shipping at Manscaped.com Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337 New episodes every Wednesday. Call in when Jim goes live on Instagram. Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour March 21-22 Tampa,FL April 4-5 Point Pleasant,NJ April 18-19 Key West,FL May 2 - 3 Hollywood Improv, LA May 16-17 Washington,DC June 6-7 Salt Lake City June 20-21 Cleveland,OH July 10 - Montreal,QC July 11 -Ottawa,ON July 12 - Toronto,ON Follow Matteo Lane & Nick Smith https://www.youtube.com/@matteolanecomedy https://www.instagram.com/matteolane/?hl=en https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09 Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Produced by Mike Lavin    @homelesspimp   https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=en

Kerryn Feehan, a sharp-witted comedian known for her fast-paced humor, dives into a mixed bag of topics. She explores the quirks of dating older women, sharing hilarious bar anecdotes and texting strategies. The conversation shifts to the balance of mental health and lifestyle choices, with plenty of laughs along the way. They also tackle absurd bathroom habits and financial family dilemmas, blending humor with heartfelt advice. Expect a lively mix of wit and wisdom as they navigate love, life, and laughs!

This episode Chazz Palminteri joins the program. Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337 New episodes every Wednesday. Call in when Jim goes live on Instagram. Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour March 7-8 Seattle,WA March 9 Vancouver, CA March 14 Allentown, PA March 21-22 Tampa,FL April 4-5 Point Pleasant,NJ May 2 - 3 Hollywood Improv, LA May 16-17 Washington,DC June 6-7 Salt Lake City June 20-21 Cleveland,OH July 10 - Montreal,QC July 11 -Ottawa,ON July 12 - Toronto,ON Follow Chazz Palminteri https://www.instagram.com/chazzpalminteri/?hl=en https://tv.apple.com/us/movie/a-bronx-tale-one-man-show/umc.cmc.2m0hczlz6ktayfyc6hk132udx https://www.tiktok.com/@chazzpalminteri?lang=en Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Produced by Mike Lavin      @homelesspimp   https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=en

This episode comedian Kam Patterson joins the program. Need advice or have a confession? Call in 720-820-1337 New episodes every Wednesday. Call in when Jim goes live on Instagram. Jim Norton is coming to your city! Get tickets at JimNorton.com/tour March 7-8 Seattle,WA March 9 Vancouver, CA March 14 Allentown, PA March 21-22 Tampa,FL April 4-5 Point Pleasant,NJ May 2 - 3 Hollywood Improv, LA May 16-17 Washington,DC June 6-7 Salt Lake City June 20-21 Cleveland,OH July 10 - Montreal,QC July 11 -Ottawa,ON July 12 - Toronto,ON Follow Kam Patterson https://www.instagram.com/kamsoofunny/?hl=en https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy9v0P_63IN0vZ2taKuqYBA Follow Jim on all Socials https://www.instagram.com/jimnorton/?hl=en https://x.com/JimNorton?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor Produced by Mike Lavin     @homelesspimp   https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/?hl=en

Former Congressman George Santos, known for his bold personality and his podcast 'Pants on Fire,' dives into the world of political absurdities. He humorously tackles the hypocrisy within Congress, discussing how some politicians, including gay legislators, contradict their own stances on rights. The chat also covers grooming habits among Congress members while exploring the challenges of public perception and personal identity. With lighthearted banter, Santos shares his journey through scandal and self-acceptance, highlighting the interplay between humor and honesty.

Tim Dillon, a comedian known for his sharp wit and social commentary, joins for a lively discussion. They tackle the absurdity of modern life, from food choices and nostalgia for fast food to the implications of tech on society. The duo dives deep into themes of addiction and sobriety, sharing both hilarious and reflective moments prompted by listener calls. Additionally, they examine quirky societal norms, like pet naming controversies, and ponder serious issues like political dialogue, all while keeping a light-hearted tone. Expect laughs intertwined with insightful commentary!