Canary Cry News Talk

175 CCNT “Robot Worms & Apocalypse Pastor Poll” - 02.05.2020 First, HOW TO BOAT DOG THE RIGHT WAY! But also, a flippy update about replacing Punxsutawney Phil, CERN dropping Facebook, Robot worms killing tumors in the brain, ChristianPost poll of pastors and the second coming, and a Nephilim Update about the show Supernatural. Thanks you for tuning in! If you’d like to hear more content we publish an Extended Report every week over at Patreon!

174 CCNT “Bore-ona Virus & SnitchCoin” - 01.29.2020 In this episode, Basil has new headwear, Flippy is flipped, Coronavirus Coincidences with AI detection, IBM is a blockchain bummer, and Dubai is where it’s at! Thanks you for tuning in! If you’d like to hear more content we publish an Extended Report every week over at Patreon! Or, go HIRE GONZ!

173 CCNT “UFOs, Time Travel & the Ghost Realm!” - 01.24.2020 On this episode, Marty, the robot with googly eyes becomes an alibi in a murder case, NEON is making people think immortality is right around the corner, Astrobiologist basically confirms spirit world in materialist fail, and UFOs as human time travelers from the future. Go listen to EXTENDED REPORTS after you join us on Patreon! And check out our Twitch page where one day, we will Twitch!

On episode 172 of CCNT, we start with a mention of CanaryCry.Community, then get into the stories from Reachy the robot with arms, VR exit strategy, first living robots is biblical, and mind control for kids! Go listen to EXTENDED REPORTS after you join us on Patreon! And check out our Twitch page where one day, we will Twitch. 

171 CCNT “NEON Beast & Thank Your Lucky Starlink!” - 01.08.2020 On this first episode of the new decade, Gonz refuses face tattoos, but more importantly, we have a Roomba update, CRISPR Doctor AND pastors going to prison in Chinese News, NEON looks like the image of the beast tech, and the Starlink launch report, where Elon has a dance party.   Lyrics to the rap Welcome Canarians, kick off your shoes. We gather together to talk about news. Nephilim, flippy, horsemen and God, There’s all sorts of topics you might find odd. You never do know what we’re going to say, That’s Basil, I’m Gonz to drop takes Disturbing new that fill you with rage, but just take a deep breath and think outside the cage. Written by STEVEN! Modified by Gonz-cloud  To find people like STEVEN, go to CANARYCRY.COMMUNITY, sign up, and join the social media platform that doesn't steal your data. Support us on PATREON and get an EXTENDED REPORT!

170 CCNT “CHIP IN, CHIP OUT & GET CHIPPED!” - 12.24.2019  Merry Christmas Eve of celebrating Jesus’ birth on the wrong day! We bring you episode 170! This week, make sure to become a member at CanaryCry.Community because Facebook just had a massive data breach; Flippy Update with Canadian robot arm in “space” grabbing Dragon; Utah man gets chipped; UK woman gets chipped; and Bill Gates wants people to get nanoparticle tattoos that marks your vaccination history. What could go wrong? Well, nothing if Jesus is your Lord and Savior, so go to our Patreon page to support us, and receive an extra episode every week!

169 CCNT “Flip the Beast 999 & GOP Cyborg” - 12.18.2019  On this 169th episode of CCNT, we start off with a shout out to the newly formed CanaryCry.Community! Join like minded believers from the Canary Cry Universe somewhere other than Facebag! A Flippy Update about school kids and their brain monitors, the girlfriend of the late Juice Wrld tells a crowd to go 999, the Cyborg candidate begins campaign in Iowa, and a Nephilim Update meets Mandela Effect! That’s why you should go follow us on our new Twitch channel and stay tuned, as we will soon announce the date of our first live stream! And visit our Patreon page for Extended Reports each week!

168 CCNT “Chimera Man & CERNing While Intoxicated” - 12.11.2019  Episode 168 will be remembered as the one where we got bamboozled into reporting “fake news!” But first, a Flippy Update on mini robots that brush your teeth, a chimera man carrying another man’s DNA, giant Nephilim Penguins, and finally, the fake news that we didn’t exactly know was fake until we were recording the episode! You won’t get news like this, with views like this, from any other radio show or podcast! That’s why you should go follow us on our new Twitch channel and stay tuned, as we will soon announce the date of our first live stream! Join the brand new CANARY CRY COMMUNITY by visiting CanaryCry.Community! And visit our Patreon page for Extended Reports each week!

167 CCNT “CRIBS: Jesus Edition & Combat Cyborgs Confirmed!” - 12.04.2019  On this 167th episode of Canary Cry News Talk, we correct ourselves about Meade and Sanger, a new meme jingle, Flippy receives “self image,” beast fashion is terrifying, the US Army confirms that there will be cyborg supersoldiers by or before 2050, the Pope returns a relic believed to be a piece of Jesus’ manger, and aliens blamed for Michael Jackson’s deviant history in a new play by Johnny Depp’s company. You won’t get news like this, with views like this, from any other radio show or podcast! That’s why you should go follow us on our new Twitch channel and stay tuned, as we will soon announce the date of our first live stream! And most importantly, join other cool peeps on Patreon to get MORE show every week!

On this 166th episode of CCNT, we discuss why some people want to send their robots to daycare, how a new discovery alleges that snakes once had legs, cows getting the VR treatment, and is President Trump a Nephilim? Go follow us on our new Twitch channel and stay tuned, as we will soon announce the date of our first live stream! Join us on Patreon to get MORE