

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
Tony Santore
Why do some plants grow where they do? How can geology cause new plant species to evolve? Why are some plants pollinated by flies, some by bats, some by birds, and others by bees? How does a plant evolve to look like a rock? How can destroying lawns soothe the soul? This is a show about plants and plant habitat through the lens of natural selection and ecology, with a side of neurotic ranting, light humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest taqueria bathroom.
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Jun 24, 2024 • 1h 54min
Texas Botany with Michael Eason
The state of Texas is one of the most diverse states for plants (and geology) in the US, and contains a large number of plant species that can't be found anywhere else in the United States, yet at the same time an enormous amount of land and plant habitat is being destroyed every day (240,000 acres a year) ,pushing more than a few plant species towards population decline.This episode is a conversation with botanist and author Michael Eason from San Antonio Botanic Garden about plant conservation in Texas, why the Edwards Plateau is so special, walking the sometimes tenuous line between conservation and coordinating with private property owners in a state where 96% of the land is private, Texas Native Plant Landscaping, and a bunch more.

Jun 18, 2024 • 1h 31min
Andrew "The Arborist" Conboy
In this we talk with Andrew Conboy about street trees, urban forestry, habitat restoration, getting stoked on native plant life and how it's practical more than puritanical, Philly, botanic gardens, and more.

Jun 13, 2024 • 1h 56min
Guanajuato, Mexico Recap Part 2 - Floristic Affinities & Biogeography
Two hours of rants about wonderful plants in Central Mexico. A follow-up to the previous episode and a description of plant species, taxonomic affinities and habitats encountered in the mountains of Querétaro and Guanajuato States, Mexico. Also a brief gear list and explanation of the various tools used when botanizing desert mountains.Why the genus Garrya (the silktassels) is so cool,A new Astrolepis sp. (Undescribed)Stevia pyrolifolia (Asteraceae) - it's waxy-as$ leaves at 10,000 feetDyscritothamnus filifolius (Asteraceae) and the limestone cliffs and sketchy roads it inhabitsVallesia glabra (Apocynaceae)Spondias purpurea (Anacardiaceae)Strombocactus disciformis (Cactaceae)Lophophora diffusa (Cactaceae)Mammillaria perezdelarosa ssp andersoniana Arctostaphylos pungens (Ericaceae)Comarostaphylis polifolia (Ericaceae)and a ton more

Jun 11, 2024 • 1h 46min
Central Mexico Recap & Habitat Summary
This episode sponsored by Fiberpad, where you can glue duct-taped wheatgrass and fiberglass to your face in order to clear up any blemishes nice. What can limestone do for you and how does it form?A long, winding rant through the mountains of Querétaro about habitats and species encountered at elevations between 6,000' and 10,000' including:Karwinskia humboldtiana (Rhamnaceae)Baccharis conferta (Asteraceae)Penstemon campanulatus (Plantaginaceae) Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus (Cactaceae)Kadenicarpus pseudomacrochele (Cactaceae)Isolatocereus dumortieri (Cactaceae)Opuntia stenopetala (Cactaceae)Pinguicula moranensis (Lentibulariaceae)Quercus crassipes (Fagaceae)Agave salmiana subsp. crassispina (Asparagaceae, Agavoideae)Dasylirion longissimum (Asparagaceae, Nolinoideae)Various Stevia sp. (Asteraceae)featuring mountains made out of marble, seafloors made out of calcium-rich muck, and much more.

May 28, 2024 • 2h 9min
Pollination Systems & Bird Pollination with Jeff Ollerton
Jeff Ollerton is a pollination biologist and researcher based out of the EU and currently working in KunMing, Yunnan Province, China. He has written two excellent books - one entitled "Pollinators and Pollination" and another entitled "Birds and Flowers" about birds as pollinators. In this nearly two hour long conversation we talk about a variety of taxa as well as ecological phenomena. I am still kicking myself for forgetting to bring up the topic of the South African monocot genus Strelitzia (Order Zingiberales) which has a weighted-lever-mechanism that allows only birds to access the stamens.

May 25, 2024 • 1h 58min
Rio Grande Valley Botany with Ernest Herrera
In this episode we talk with field botanist Ernest Herrera about the rich floristic diversity of the Rio Grande Valley region of South Texas and Northern Mexico. We talk about a variety of cool plant species as well as the cultural history and cultural repression of this unique region, how it will adapt to climate change, how to change culture in order to get people to start appreciating their native flora more, how to convince people to kill their lawns, what happened to horned lizards, what's up with Texas Tortoises, and a sh*t ton more.Ernest Herrera is a botanist, herper, and field biologist born and raised in South Texas.

May 22, 2024 • 1h 52min
Central Texas Orchids, Limestone sinkholes, New Aster species
In this episode we talk about why plant "rescue" is a bullshit term, how Epipactis is probably pollinated hoverflies that it dupes, whats up with this new species of Asteraceae discovered in the Chihuahua desert, why people who don't know much about botany or ecology initially prefer non-native plants orver native ones, best place to get a Texas toast waffle machine, stealing a bus bin from Olive Garden, etcNote : I mistakenly say Deb "described" this new species of composite. I meant to say "discovered". Blame my sleep deficit gfy

Apr 30, 2024 • 2h 1min
Death Valley Botany with Matt Berger
In this episode we talk with Botanist Matt Berger about Death Valley Plants, discovering new species, Limestone endemic plants, Dune Beetles, Desert Shrimp, specifist.ecology and more.

Apr 23, 2024 • 2h 20min
The Other 99% of Life on Planet Earth : Couch Microscopy with Dr. Julia van Etten
This conversation will make you want to buy a microscope and will make you rethink the way you envision the Tree of Life, where animals, plants and fungi are just a tiny speck on the overall tree of life.Dr. Julia Van Etten (of the @Couch Microscopy Instagram page) talks about what the hell a Protist is and where you can find them (everywhere). We reveal how Protists are the fine particles that weave within and throughout our world."The Tree of Life is Really a Web".The paper that the thumbnail is from can be found at : https://journals.plos.org/plosbiology/article/figures?id=10.1371/journal.pbio.3002395

Apr 23, 2024 • 2h 14min
Western Railroading, Sobriety, & Male Archetypes
In this episode we take a break from botany-related content to talk with my friend and fellow former locomotive engineer and railroader Lance Jenkins about railroading, sobriety, sad male archetypes in the US, stealing overtime, precision scheduled railroading and how it's responsible for the wreck in East Palestine Ohio, "The Sun Train", and a whole lot more.


